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                                                     WHAT's YOUR LINE ?

 

                    biggrin Mord's Security and Bail Bondsman Service

                         Bronn's Private Detective Agency

                         Greyjoy's Repo Service, Inc

                          Stark Family Investments , a Name You Can Trust

                          Braavos Capital Unlimited , International Exchange. A Subsidiary of Standard and Poors.

                          Lannister Mercantile Partners, Investment Bankers Unltd.

                          The Joffrey and Sarah Palin Consortium 

               

       You get the Picture, I left out the best so we can all have fun naming more or re-naming ones listed above.

 

      Give it your best shot of a Company name, A Commercial Setting or Witty exchange. What's Your Line ?

 

      AS This Is The Social Area of the  Forum , Please Tag Your SPOILERS Accordingly............ blankstare

                          

 



-- Edited by WildSeed on Friday 28th of September 2012 02:24:19 PM

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 Norfolk 'n Way Overnight Service.  Brought to you by Walder Frey Travel Agents.  There's Norfolk 'n Way we will get you there on time! sprint.gif



-- Edited by Lyanna Stark on Friday 28th of September 2012 09:06:16 AM

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-- Edited by Tir Airgid on Friday 28th of September 2012 10:34:46 AM

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-- Edited by Tir Airgid on Friday 28th of September 2012 10:28:34 AM

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Tir!

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You people should be working for the Cable Commercial Industry . Thank Black as Snow who inspired
me to come up with this Topic.

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Macha wrote:

Seaworth Groceries Delivery. From our ship to your door.

 Ummmm......do you deliver Onions too ? biggrin



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Lyanna Stark wrote:
                      

 

 Norfolk 'n Way Overnight Service.  Brought to you by Walder Frey Travel Agents.  There's Norfolk 'n Way we will get you there on time! sprint.gif



-- Edited by Lyanna Stark on Friday 28th of September 2012 09:06:16 AM

 Brilliant !  The emoticon is just too fantastic m'lady.



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Targaryeon Family Fireplace and Heated Sauna Systems



" I don't Always Drink Wine, But When I Do, I Prefer Arbor Gold. Stay Thirsty My Friends. "

( use same music as " Dos Equis Beer " , the most interesting man in the world commercial )



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-- Edited by Lyanna Stark on Sunday 7th of October 2012 02:05:21 AM



-- Edited by Lyanna Stark on Sunday 7th of October 2012 02:06:30 AM

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 So funny, Wildseed! w00t.gif



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 LOVE IT! clap



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I'm a morbid mood today, so here, have another one.

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following Macha´s mood:

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-- Edited by Lyanna Stark on Thursday 11th of October 2012 04:05:17 PM



-- Edited by Lyanna Stark on Thursday 11th of October 2012 04:06:08 PM

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Following Lyanna:

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Following Tir:

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I want to post but am having problems with spoiler control



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  Love it.

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Rhaegar, despite wounding Robert, was struck down with a massive blow from Robert's warhammer, which scattered the rubies encrusted in Rhaegar's armor under the water.  Rhaegar died with Lyanna Stark's name on his lips.

 
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 Freylor Morghulis! spiderkill



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Atreyu wrote:

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 Damn it I missed this. I wrote something very similar.  Great minds.



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I have some one liners.

Milk of the Poppy. Stops the fits, takes your wits.

The Nights Watch, we'll take you when no one else will

Volantis, we have a slave for that

Qarth, really Qarth.



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And so he spoke and so he spoke

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Tir Airgid wrote:
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Following Tir:

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  Love it.

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 Actually I just read this over at westeros -

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  Why is this so funny to me??



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Mmmmm no if someone is a bunny....it's Robert.

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Littlefinger's Cathouse Blo-Java coffee flavored bubble gum.  Many flavors including naturally salty for the Greyjoys, Mocha for those across the narrow sea, and a local favorite, capafellatio coffeecup.gif.  When you blow a bubble with Blo-Java, you will have blown gum all over your face! And who doesn't like a little blow in the morning! coffeemachine.gif



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awesome Ly

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