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Hey Star Wars -- Where the Hell Are the Women?



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The new chick is really cute.

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This was posted on Star Wars Instagram account.

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Al Swearengen wrote:

The new chick is really cute.

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 WOW! I could so be gay.



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Rumor floating around that the title may be "The Ancient Fear" I'd take it with a grain of salt though.



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Just read that on Io9 I think. They definitely think it's just a supposition.

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Just read that on Io9 I think. They definitely think it's just a supposition.


 The other rumor going about is that Max Von Sydow is going to be the villain of the movie and that he "makes Pazuzu look like a pussy"



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Max Van as a villain? No way?

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I should hope so Ry. He's done so many good villains I almost typecast him! He could have done Palpetine wonderfully.

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The most obvious guess is MXS is Driver's Sith Master.



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I was being sarcastic. That's like casting Jack Palance or Eddie Murphy

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Ry, if that was for me, I figured you must be kidding about Max von Sydow. But I sometimes don't care. I just respond like the other person is serious. Throws some of them off balance. teehee

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must be the estrogen

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"I could not be more excited to be a part of the Star Wars saga. It still seems hard to believe. Star Wars is a huge part of my family. Collecting toys, throwing themed parties. We had a big one for Return of the Jedi. I came as a gonk droid.”

“There are some big movies that are quite good. And interesting, and have interesting stories. I think one person in particular is JJ, JJ Abrams. He makes really good stories. He puts a lot of heart into them. They don’t feel like they’re just exploitive.

”“I think there are a lot of different films you can be surprised by, and that have the element of the unknown and I think it is very important. It’s very important. That’s why I do understand some secrecy with certain films, not wanting to let it out.”

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It has begun!

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freakout Al!!! This is it!

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Even the clapperboard says "AL-40"

WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?!? calmyotits

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Even the clapperboard says "AL-40"

WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?!? calmyotits


 



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The actor formerly known as Wedge Antilles was asked to come back. He told them "No thanks. It will be boring.". LOL

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Rygar wrote:

The actor formerly known as Wedge Antilles was asked to come back. He told them "No thanks. It will be boring.". LOL


Yeah the dude came across like a bit of a dick with that response. Perhaps he's under the false impression that they'll be the same quality as the prequels.



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Why would that impression be "false"?


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Japie, the prequels were so bad, JJ could crap on the camera lens and do no wrong. poopteehee

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I think he just isn't going to whore himself out. I'm a bit surprised Harrison Ford agreed, talking about total dicks, he's been trash talking Star Wars and Han Solo for years. At least Wedge has principles that he is sticking too. Ford is a hypocritical piece of shit.



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Well, fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me (is this the correct saying? In dutch we say "a donkey doesn't bump into the same stone twice"). I have not a shred of hope this franchise will redeem itself until JJ has proven otherwise.

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JapieQ wrote:

I have not a shred of hope this franchise will redeem itself until JJ has proven otherwise.


 Well starting with low or no expectations is a good thing, my expectations were too high for the prequels and boy the disappointment sucked.



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JapieQ wrote:

Why would that impression be "false"?


J.J Abrams as the director.

George Lucas banned from set.

Lawrence Kasdan back as co writer.

Ford and Hamill are back.

The incredible diverse and talented cast that haven been selected to carry the series into the future.

Mostly favoring practical sets over green screen.

Everything I've heard from Lucasfilm about ep VII has been hitting all the right notes.



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Fuck Ford

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Check out this vid from the set...yes set...no green screen...plus we meet a new fellow!

Ya know what I like...it's a partical effect...no CG...good vibes!



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Fuck Ford


 You belong in a museum!



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Rygar wrote:

Fuck Ford


 



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DonalNoyesArm wrote:

Check out this vid from the set...yes set...no green screen...plus we meet a new fellow!

Ya know what I like...it's a partical effect...no CG...good vibes!


 Tatooine!!!!!!!!

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The guy shits all over it and is an asshole.

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Rygar wrote:

The guy shits all over it and is an asshole.


 But that's what assholes dooooooo!



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Exactly

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The guy shits all over it and is an asshole.


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Ever see an interview or read one? He's a total dickbag.

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The guy shits all over it and is an asshole.


 



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Rygar wrote:

Ever see an interview or read one? He's a total dickbag.


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Rygar wrote:

Ever see an interview or read one? He's a total dickbag.


 Even worse, he's a lousy actor. Then again, SW never really shone in that department, so he'll fit right back in just fine.



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Macha wrote:
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Ever see an interview or read one? He's a total dickbag.


 Even worse, he's a lousy actor. Then again, SW never really shone in that department, so he'll fit right back in just fine.


 



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Aww, so much love for Harrison Ford! teehee I don't care how he is.
Can he still deliver?! Don't know. But I'm spending money to find out for sure.

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I would have more respect for him if he wasn't such a fucker in real life.

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Rygar wrote:

I would have more respect for him if he wasn't such a fucker in real life.


 

It's ok that he seems a bit of a curmudgeon that seems unimpressed with the whole showbiz thing. Actually I like him better because of it.



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DonalNoyesArm wrote:
Rygar wrote:

I would have more respect for him if he wasn't such a fucker in real life.


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It's ok that he seems a bit of a curmudgeon that seems unimpressed with the whole showbiz thing. Actually I like him better because of it.



-- Edited by DonalNoyesArm on Wednesday 21st of May 2014 09:24:12 PM


teehee Don, I'm laughing myself silly with your Harrison Ford memes! I mean the guy is just PERFECT for them. And I agree with you.



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I hope we get a Ford and Fisher sex-scene, she can wear this because of the PG rating:

 

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Nice earring Harry. You look awesome.

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Ford's dour grumpiness is part of his charm, embrace it Rygar, don't be a hater!



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Ry is a fan, where do you think Adios Sapito came from? sapito




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