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Mistress of the Rookery
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Bring your foul language. No better time for this thread that now! Tell us all your dirty words peeps.

I´ll start with the best one!

"May a river of shit catch you in a blind alley"



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your shit-eating, cocksucking, mother-fucking corpse

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God damn the eyes of your father you son of a goat-fucking whore.

In Arabic, it rolls off the tongue. Poetic.

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As soon as those cameras are off I am going to fuck that little dog.

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Got in a fight once with a backward assed country fuck

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Rhaegar, despite wounding Robert, was struck down with a massive blow from Robert's warhammer, which scattered the rubies encrusted in Rhaegar's armor under the water.  Rhaegar died with Lyanna Stark's name on his lips.

 

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Baby daddy left me for a cum-sucking gutter slut

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Fashion faux paux Eurotrash pimp

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Rhaegar, despite wounding Robert, was struck down with a massive blow from Robert's warhammer, which scattered the rubies encrusted in Rhaegar's armor under the water.  Rhaegar died with Lyanna Stark's name on his lips.

 

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Stick those dentures up your ass and smile at the dick.

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It's colder here than a butt fucker's dick up a snowman's ass

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Rhaegar, despite wounding Robert, was struck down with a massive blow from Robert's warhammer, which scattered the rubies encrusted in Rhaegar's armor under the water.  Rhaegar died with Lyanna Stark's name on his lips.

 

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This one is terrible, sorry but it´s perfect for some. Very argentinian btw.

Hijo de una congregación de putas (son of a congregation of whores)... ouch.



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two of my favorites:

"conchuda" (= cunt, sorry Ly but it has a very specific use for us)

"boludo" = asshole

"pajero" = wanker

 



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A very Aruban one:

"Bai den tonti bo mama" meaning, "Crawl back up your mothers cunt."

Oh my, quite colorful!

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ugh, i`m loving this! Jap, bring your weird dutch curses! Lol, and Chuskita has some serious ones too.



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From Full Metal Jacket: The best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass.

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When a woman stubs her toe here, she will curse herself and say "Tonti mi mes"

"Crawl up my own cunt"

HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK???

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I don`t know Don but it sounds awesome "Tonti mi mes"????



-- Edited by andrea on Thursday 13th of February 2014 09:26:03 PM

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Kinda like Ouroboros...but with lady parts!

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en la loma de la mierda: (on the hill of the shit) something that is very far from you

culo roto:Means, literally, broken ass but is used to name glamorous/rich people . Love this one.
pendejo del orto: (like saying shitty teen) but it´s  a very annoying and unpleasant teenager



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Jellyfish are called "Loli-awa" here...which directly translated means "watery penis" sausage

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DonalNoyesArm wrote:

A very Aruban one:

"Bai den tonti bo mama" meaning, "Crawl back up your mothers cunt."

Oh my, quite colorful!


 Yep, we have exactly that one too, also with variations like "may I stick you in your mother's cunt".

Oh, I know so many, but here are my favorites:

Fuck your mother's Easter.

Fuck your mother's onion.

Fuck your midwife on ice.  But here you can lose the "fuck" and it's almost affectionate. My father used to tell it to me all the time.

 



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Lyanna Stark wrote:

It's colder here than a butt fucker's dick up a snowman's ass


 Hahahaha that's just insane! I love it.



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So people, i guess you don't have french curses yet and that's a shame, bloody strangers !
As i did it on another board i'll have to teach you some gross stuffs to manage your next trip to our beautiful country :
"T'es chaude comme une baraque à frites" (you're as hot as a french frie's shed) / Four à merde (shit oven)/ Je t'emmerde (i shit on you)/ sac à foutre (scumbag), petite bite (little dick), tête de bite (dickhead), connasse (cunt), enculé (motherfucker) , va te faire foutre (go fuck yourself), grosse merde (big shit), pouffiasse.
The lesson is over for today, next time i'll test you and you'll have to learn more french stupidities (and we have a lot of them).

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Holy fuckin' epic shitballs! Asha is BACK! yippie

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I can curse in French Canadian: "Tabarnaq de marde de COLISSE" (something akin to "Goddamm the shit to hell.")

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I can do this too monsieur Cary , one of the worst thing in French Canadian is "CIBBBBBBOOOOOOIIIIIIRRRRE DE CRISSSE " totally untranslatable .

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I don't cuss

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"Fuck you, you car wash cunt"



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Car wash cunt, wow , love it, its nearly poetry, putain de bordel de chiottes à cul !

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"Cock juggling thundercunt"

 



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liking scottish curses



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My all time favorite is simply Cuntlugs!

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First time I read "cuntlungs".

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noooo it's Cunt LUGS !

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wut is a lug, precious?

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A Yorkshire word for ear .... blame my Grammie

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Lyanna´s genius talking about this taco

"A nasty, bumpy, camel toe taco chick"



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I hear Lady Ly's stepmonster is a real Grad A thundercunt!

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Oh, since ya got me started, she's a first class, grade A, no holds barred, neurotic, dysfunctional, white trash, low rent, throw back, wolf in sheep's clothing, mule in horse harness, Melisandre-can't-hold-a-candle-to-me, fucking psycho bitch from seven hells. Thank you. That was very cathartic

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Rhaegar, despite wounding Robert, was struck down with a massive blow from Robert's warhammer, which scattered the rubies encrusted in Rhaegar's armor under the water.  Rhaegar died with Lyanna Stark's name on his lips.

 

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she should definitely go suck a canebrake of dicks

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I'd rather fuck myself with my own shit than touch your whore sister, you speccy cunt

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Need to vent someplace so, oh..my..what a bunch of fucking shit. I hate Insurance. Hate, hate, hate it. Fucking thieves, just absofuckinglutely biggest thieves in the damn world. Oh, and my insurance agent? Absolutely asshate. Just a fucking asshole. So full of shit his eyes are brown. He can kiss my unfucked ass. What a dick. What an absolute dick. Oh and by the way, happy holy week, shit.

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Rhaegar, despite wounding Robert, was struck down with a massive blow from Robert's warhammer, which scattered the rubies encrusted in Rhaegar's armor under the water.  Rhaegar died with Lyanna Stark's name on his lips.

 

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Holy Crap Lady Ly! You kiss yo momma with that mouth? teehee

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Holy shit, guys, I never sausage avatars!

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Rhaegar, despite wounding Robert, was struck down with a massive blow from Robert's warhammer, which scattered the rubies encrusted in Rhaegar's armor under the water.  Rhaegar died with Lyanna Stark's name on his lips.

 

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DonalNoyesArm wrote:

Holy Crap Lady Ly! You kiss yo momma with that mouth? teehee


 You betcha! kissy



-- Edited by Lyanna Stark on Monday 21st of March 2016 12:02:38 AM

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