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Mistress Of The Coin
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This needs to be a thing again this season. 

My contribution for Episode 1: Dragon PMS, swords, necklaces, rejection, wanna be my "sister" blondie?



-- Edited by Black as Snow on Saturday 12th of April 2014 01:56:34 AM

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I laughed. I cried. It was a part of me.

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As soon as those cameras are off I am going to fuck that little dog.

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Snap dragon, Viper sauce, chicken dog, Arya ,great start!

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How many Dornishmen does it take to fuck a goat?

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Direbadger goes in the fire, pony of death gets chicken.

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George R R Martin should not write any more episodes.

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Boring, boring, boring, oversized puppet show, bastards, choke crackers choke!

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Shaireen get a new family! Dead bitch is still trouble.



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"I´d not prolongued the chewing up, Doc. Nor the being spat out. Not go out a cunt. It´s the dispatch I find inglorious. The whole delusory fucking self importance.". Al Swedgin ;).

 

 

 

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Waterdancing, 3-eyed crow, shipping off Shae, the King's deaaaaaadddd!!!!!!!

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Cute little lizard girl, dwarves get their groove on. Next...

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Kill him again. Kill him again. Kill him again. Kill

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Stop smashing and souping the books!

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dance Ding-dong, the douche is dead! dance

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One does not simply wolf down pigeon pie



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Veiled threats, dwarf fights, eat, abuse people, kill the prick!

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So good that i forgot my daily sheeeeiiiiiiiiiitttttttsssss (rare enough...) !

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Je voudrais un croissant et une chaussette mignonne...

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Shush shush baby, King Other gonna make it all better!

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Fuck blankets. King Other is gonna protect you from hypothermia.

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The books are officially gone.  We're all unsullied now, peeps.



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Rhaegar, despite wounding Robert, was struck down with a massive blow from Robert's warhammer, which scattered the rubies encrusted in Rhaegar's armor under the water.  Rhaegar died with Lyanna Stark's name on his lips.

 

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oathkeepeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer! and some cold shit going ons. also locke.

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SER POUNCE SER POUNCE SER POUNCE!

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Punk is your daddy, chill baby chill.



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Nice day for Wight Wedding ...

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Cersei gets her first period, man assathon, mopey Tyrion, BBQ

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Setup, man ass, setup, man ass, setup, man ass, sizzle.

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Man asses, smelly dwarf, pious Lancel, burning Mance, L'il Cersei.

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I didn't watch this one either.

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This episode was so damn good i need new underwear

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Get this shit turned around or another S3 we will have.

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Thank you X 5

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Grand Maester of the Sausage Manufacture
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i'll take the maiden, the stranger and whore khaleesi, thanks.

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Book events happen faithfully but no can't deal with Ramsa.

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Dowager Queen, Brienne the Beauty, Starks stepping up, boobs booty

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"The North Remembers"...freakout

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Seems like a good job for a ginger.

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DADDY STANNY, MEL'S TITS, FUCK THE REST.

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i really don't mind selmy and grey worm dying

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I think Selmy is sleeping with the doughnuts but GW lives. FAT SELMYS last sacrifice. The only way the writers could make that scene even more clichéd.



-- Edited by Rygar on Monday 4th of May 2015 10:27:03 AM

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that's way too much words, Ry.

bad Ry! spank bad Ry! spank

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Oops wrong thread to rant on

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Desperation and mayhem.

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Stannis hugs huggs Stabby Sparrows and Harpies slash

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Who the fuck were those bitches? And Ellaria's hair? Ew.

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NYM? OBARA? TYENE? NYM? BUELLER? BUELLER? derp

I do agree, the low point of the episode....lets hope it gets better...one thing tho Nym is HAWT!



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All I got to say is, that shits on Dany.

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Dany is up shit creek, no Ser Friendzone or Ser Granpa.

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I didn't watch this one either I didn't watch this

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Atreyu wrote:

I didn't watch this one either I didn't watch this


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Kill the boy, Jon Snow, and become the man.

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Rhaegar, despite wounding Robert, was struck down with a massive blow from Robert's warhammer, which scattered the rubies encrusted in Rhaegar's armor under the water.  Rhaegar died with Lyanna Stark's name on his lips.

 

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Greyscale spreads faster than mono at a prom! freakout

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