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Rygar
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Ever think of having a superpower?  What about having a superpower but then something else renders it pointless? Let's create them.

 

A blind superhero whose power is invisibility.  They can't see you, you can't see them.

 

Having super speed but poor depth perception.

 

Have fun. 



-- Edited by Rygar on Friday 24th of April 2015 12:18:55 PM

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The power of flight, but being extremely fat.

Super speed plant



-- Edited by jentario on Friday 24th of April 2015 12:20:42 PM

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Having poison kisses, but horribly deformed lips.

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Having worlds strongest....pinky finger.
Unbreakble pinky promises!

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The ability to shrink and grow at the same time. (You basically never change).

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Overpowering farts, but you're a fish and live underwater. I guess that would work against fishermen.

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Immortal, but you have fatal cancer

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Having the ability to see in the dark by illuminating objects around you.  (Basically you're a light bulb)



-- Edited by Rygar on Friday 24th of April 2015 12:36:47 PM

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Awesome.

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The ability to render anyone you gaze your eyes on immobile, but you require thick glasses to even focus and it doesn't work through lenses.

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A teleporter with motion sickness

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Superspeed....but only when having sex.

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Ability to poop on command.

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DonalNoyesArm wrote:

Superspeed....but only when having sex.

  Don! PERFECTLY POINTLESS!



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Breathing under water but not being able to swim.

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Rygar wrote:

Ability to poop on command.

 Just think how much money you could make on laxative endorsements.   teehee



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Spiderman with arachnophobia.

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Spontaneous Combustion Man.

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Teleportation. 20.5 feet northwest.

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Iceman who happens to have extremely high levels of sodium in his bloodstream.

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Your farts don't smell, but they're always extremely noisy

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that's a ripper Jent, according to the Book of Farts! It's amazing how many odd, useless things I know, right?!

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