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Macha
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Ad per popular demand, here's a thread for the highly inebriated. Be it by Arbor Gold, Dornish Red, dreamwine, mead, shade of the evening or hippocras.

Mind you, this thread will remain unmoderated, but no personal attacks are allowed etc. You know the drill, enter at your own risk. 

Two other request though:

1. Sober conversations and introductions should remain in the Welcome & Open chat thread. Every new member should be able to go there and get a feel of the forum and the current state of things. 

2. This thread is for book readers and TV viewers alike. Book discussions have their own place, but if you feel like making a GoT-related joke that might contain a potential book spoiler, please use the spoiler tag. 

Let the madness ensue!



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Pshaw. Drunkenness is not permitted by R'Hllor, but we are ever drunk in His light.

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Well this came too late for me I'm afraid ... I now need the flame of the dragon that scorched me ! Morning! :D

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Aegon the Conqueror
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Ok so lemme get this straight you make this forum for drunk people but then you ask them to have the presence of mind to identify and tag spoilers. Methinks these are unrealistic standards. All I can say is e thankful I and not Stannis am King.

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I know these are harsh terms, and - like I said - there are other places where we could discuss or have a laugh when talking about the books. This board should be for off-topic discussion of any kind, no matter how silly. I just wanted to make sure everybody knows this is a place open to non-readers as well because, let's face it, the majority of threads on this board are not exactly spoiler free. And maybe Black as Snow likes to have a drink too, you know. smile
I'm sure Your Grace can keep things in check. wink



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YvyB, should we have a sticky post with hangover remedies? Ugh, I never used to have them 'till a couple of years back.



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Macha wrote:

YvyB, should we have a sticky post with hangover remedies? Ugh, I never used to have them 'till a couple of years back.

 Noo I'm champion! (Geordie expression for good) I'm ok on the Dornish , but if I go out for a good ol'swally... then Yeah I get get hangovers... wink



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You will note my name is Aegon the Conqueror and not Robert the Rowdy.

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Don't spoil our fun, Your Grace, women always seem to be enjoying themselves more than men, when drunk. Speaking of which, I'm outta here. That Arbor red isn't going to drink itself. Have a lovely Sunday everyone! 

First round's on me! 

 



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Oh no go straight ahead, I love it when people get drunk around me and I'm sober, always does for some interesting stories. Just the other day a married woman tried to make out with me, while her husband was at the same party. Awkward!

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Jen

Hahaha I gave her a tiny peck on the mouth, swept her off to the dance floor for a couple of turns and there deposited her back into her husbands arms. Far be it from me to create strive between a fellow team mate and his wife although I must admit she was quite beautiful.



-- Edited by Aegon the Conqueror on Monday 27th of August 2012 05:25:16 PM

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Aegon the Conqueror wrote:

Oh no go straight ahead, I love it when people get drunk around me and I'm sober, always does for some interesting stories. Just the other day a married woman tried to make out with me, while her husband was at the same party. Awkward!

 Wow! I hope you had a dragon parked for a fast get away. wink



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Ugh, I hate parties. It's either boring company and bad wine, or good wine and doing stupid **** that makes you facepalm everytime you remember it.

Love virtual parties though. At least you're allowed to stay in you PJs, which is always a plus. 



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Aegon the Conqueror wrote:

Jen

Hahaha I gave her a tiny peck on the mouth, swept her off to the dance floor for a couple of turns and there deposited her back into her husbands arms. Far be it from me to create strive between a fellow team mate and his wife although I must admit she was quite beautiful.



-- Edited by Aegon the Conqueror on Monday 27th of August 2012 05:25:16 PM

 Wisely done, your grace.  You would probably miss your friendship with the team mate more than the short-lived dalliance with his wife.  Had one of my friends do that to me once and I truly missed her friendship more than my whore of a boyfriend.  Damn it, where is my septa with that dornish red?



-- Edited by Lyanna Stark on Tuesday 28th of August 2012 09:40:28 AM

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Aegon the Conqueror wrote:

Jen

Hahaha I gave her a tiny peck on the mouth, sweeped her off to the dance floor for a couple of turns and there deposited her back into her husbands arms. Far be it from me to create strive between a fellow team mate and his wife although I must admit she was quite beautiful.

 What a gentleman ... smile



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Aegon the Conqueror
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I am a king with a proud family motto to uphold "Non Suem Crapito Janium" Never spit on your own doorstep. How do you think we got the motto in the first place?
Kudus to whoever knows from which movie I got that quote.

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Yeah I tried to google it but whether you've spelt it wrong or not I don't know ... (even tried google translate !) But I came up with nothing .....

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It's a rather old British movie.

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Another clue please :)

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Aegon the Conqueror
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It was part of a series of about thirty classic films that starred the same cast but the movies did not follow on one another.

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Carry on Cleo?

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Very very close!

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God dam ! So it's a Carry on movie but which one ..... darn thought I had it with the Latin.

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Carry on Henry?

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Correct! DId you know Sid James who plays King Henry was born in South Africa?
The things I do for England!

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Ha ha ! Yis!
I didn't , but did you know they were the first movie makers to get permission to film in Windsor castle and the costume Sid James wore was the original from the Richard Burton movie.

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Aegon the Conqueror
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No I did not, thanks for the Factoid, love the Carry on FIlms.

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Aegon the Conqueror wrote:

It's a rather old British movie.

 My great grandpa A was an old British movie furious, does that count?



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Are we saying no one has been drunk in two days? Come on.....

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YvyB wrote:

Are we saying no one has been drunk in two days? Come on.....

 Nope, but going to the casino tonight so expect Lyanna to be singing later! Cover your direwolves' ears!



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Oooooh nice one !

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Oooooh nice one !

 I volunteered to sing "Kathleen Mavourneen" for Tir, but she said she didn't know it. I also said it made my direwolf, Penny, howl!



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Ugh I need to sober up before posting in the more serious threads, this has been a craaazy week for me.

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Lyanna Stark wrote:
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Oooooh nice one !

 I volunteered to sing "Kathleen Mavourneen" for Tir, but she said she didn't know it. I also said it made my direwolf, Penny, howl!

 Ha ha! Ah bless ya!



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Good evening bannermen!! Yes, Lyanna is in her cups, took me forever to find this thread.  Damn laptop, Godswood I hate these things.  Went to the casino, did not win any money, but contributed to the Indians! Sang, danced, wow, ready to find a pillow and blog ya'll in the morning when I have some java ready.  Love yas!



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"Sang" as in karaoke? biggrin You go, girl!



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"Sang" as in karaoke? biggrin You go, girl!

 Yes my lady of the Phoenix, this Lady was singing! Huge stage, great sound system.  Sang "Rollin' in the Deep" by Adele, did a duet with a very young, very cute guy "Picture" by Kidd Rock and did "Pocket Full of Sunshine" by Natasha Bettingfield (sp?).  Did not drive, had a designated horsewoman and rode on back!



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Ha! Found the drunk thread. When you can find it, you don't need it. When you need it, you can't find it.

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Just do as I do, make it your homepage.

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Macha wrote:

Just do as I do, make it your homepage.

 toocool.gif Good one Macha!



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Yes, you do. Too much sleep is even worse than not enough sleep.



-- Edited by Macha on Friday 14th of September 2012 08:56:08 AM

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Can you get a hangover from sleeping too much? Cause I think I have one...again!

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Damnit tell me I need to be up early to go fetch a cupboard for my mom, go to bed early and then tell me it's not needed which means an extra 3 hours sleep.

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Testing. Is this thing on?

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Because Cersei should be the queen of this thread.

 

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What a week! Damn I earned my bloody Mary's tonight. Been too long since I was on this thread. Happy happy joy joy!

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How was karaoke night, Lyanna?

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That one man impersonation of Cersei was friggen funny! "is it against the rules for the queen to have drunk, hahahah!"

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My beloved has brought me some Dornish red for this evening .... it's 7% ! WtF!!!!

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7%??? YvyB that's not wine, it's grape juice. Put some vodka in it.

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