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Goddess of Tits and Wine
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Would that I had some ..... I just drink it with water anyways .... Vodka that is


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Is Vodka and Gin the same thing ?

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WildSeed wrote:

Is Vodka and Gin the same thing ?


 No, very different creatures these. 



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Macha wrote:

How was karaoke night, Lyanna?


 Got edged out by someone visiting from out of town and brought all the relatives, so it was close but, not to be this week.  It is judged by applause at this place for the $50.00 wins.  Everyone who wins the $50.00 is locked in to the $500.00 every three months.  Only about half show to compete in the $500.00 one.



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Macha wrote:

7%??? YvyB that's not wine, it's grape juice. Put some vodka in it.


 Hear, hear! Put some Kettle One or Grey Goose or Skye in there, Sis! relax.gif



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I haven´t commented even once in this thread. What´s happening to me? Shame on me!



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maybe I should be here right now, all alone.

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What the fuck are we talking about?????

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Macha wrote:

What the fuck are we talking about?????


 i´m here  so I don´t know!



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So here I am, and I can't think of anything witty to say.

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BBritney Spears had the most hits on Google in 2003.

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Mistress Of The Coin
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And you know this because....? You are a fount of useless information, my friend.

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I am appalled that you think this is useless. I am a treasure trove full of knowledge. I am great at Jeopardy and Bar Trivia.

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You're right. Britney is highly relevant, especially on this forum. And your skills just might come in handy.

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I believe that was the year Britney showed us her punanni.

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Oh, an important landmark in her stellar career. You are just full of exciting information.

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Isn't that the purpose of this topic? Who is out of place here?

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Good point. But isn't this where the drunks go? I think I'm in the right place.

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Oh, I thought this was the Fire Crotch thread. My bad.

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It is? YES!!!!

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Not drunk but came from a party where people were drinking. And playing some ping-pong ball into the beer cup game. So maybe I've got a contact drunk.

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We should give Cary a present for his birthday, like those famous I'm with Stupid T-shirts. But his should say I'm With Drunk.

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Drunk.

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me boring



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  Not boring!

I am going to hate myself tomorrow.  doh



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Not drunk tonight, but toasty! Lyanna does the happy dance!

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Black as Snow wrote:

  Not boring!

I am going to hate myself tomorrow.  doh


 why? you should squat. Macha´s wisdom here.


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Did somebody say "Britney"?



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As soon as those cameras are off I am going to fuck that little dog.

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 Oh please shut up Britney.



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As soon as those cameras are off I am going to fuck that little dog.

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oh yeah blondie?6e4f6d67.gifgive me that!

or maybe you prefer this? b6eaef82.gif



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Atreyu wrote:

Did somebody say "Britney"?
 


 Skank alert, please pull over and don't come out with your hands up. police.gif



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Macha wrote:

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 Going to hurl! Too much gore with a stomach full of bluuuuuuuuuuu sprint.gifsick.gif



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Tandrea wrote:

 Oh please shut up Britney.


There is not enough beer.gif in the world to watch that censored.gif !



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Softies all of you, oh the wailing of women.

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Aegon the Conqueror wrote:

Softies all of you, oh the wailing of women.


 That's kinda what Joffrey said! hehehehehe.



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Never look away, for someday you may be called on to do the same.

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Ok. They force me to come here when I'm only bubbly. But that's ok, cause I'm not Tir.

I'm Lady Margaret Prosecco, I can't remember 10% of the stuff I read and...

Because Lannister.

All images are from CerseiWine

 



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Ha ha I love that Cersei one ....

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Tir Airgid wrote:

Ok. They force me to come here when I'm only bubbly. But that's ok, cause I'm not Tir.

I'm Lady Margaret Prosecco, I can't remember 10% of the stuff I read and...



Oh Lady Margaret you say bubbly I say boozi... Welcome to bubblynes my dear! beer.gif



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I'm drunk and it doesn't fix anything. So I'll have another round. Bottle's not empty yet.

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Whatcha need fixing? Should I look for my plumber pants?

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Yeah. You'd be hot in plumber pants.

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I have to do this for you my dear Macha ´cause you obviously reach the: "I love you all" level drunk.
 
Are you like this: sHa_shakeshout_zps73c3f5a9.gif?  or celebrate000_2_zps1388b9a0.gif? or  facepalm_zps5de75589.gif? I want pictures!!!

pals_zps5612e177.gifpissed , sloshed , wankered , stooshied , Mortal and inhebrehated Mod... at a baptism.

 



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Ha ha ha ha ! Andrea , so funny ....

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LOL Andrea I had a GREAT time. I'm sober and working now and I *still* love you all. *group hug*

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ok I should have been here last night too, at least just for my "I love you all" moment...
So, there you have it chickenssLo_grouphug3_zps8853e82c.gif



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Thanks sweetie!  *hugs*



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ok, "some people" should have been here last night. This thread should be a sticky one...



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