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As soon as those cameras are off I am going to fuck that little dog.

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We are young! No one can tell us we're wrong .... Happy days Atat!

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here you are lurv!!! can´t find you without Buzzi´s help, Fuzzy, Dizzy. Here you are! And I´m here... I fought the law but... the law won! Hellou you :joe: you.



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Take a break darling.

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Pee gif. My life is complete!

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Aegon ! Get ya ass in here ! Lol ....

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hey hey hey!!! I found you!

Aegon? I want to see that!!!



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"I´d not prolongued the chewing up, Doc. Nor the being spat out. Not go out a cunt. It´s the dispatch I find inglorious. The whole delusory fucking self importance.". Al Swedgin ;).

 

 

 

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I remember most of last night, but the last few hours were a blur. I'm told I was standing infront of Danie's swimming pool when we got back singing this at the top of my lungs.

Oh and Andy trust me you don't wanna see me drunk! I do some fucked up stuff. 



-- Edited by Aegon the Conqueror on Tuesday 1st of January 2013 12:58:16 PM

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I don't remember much from last night but I do remember I was dancing to "Oce Ice Baby" at one point.
WHAT.

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Da Fuck! What the hell am I doing back here again so soon? You corrupters! At least I got to see some female downstairs parts tonight! Yay rugby season! Monday I fucking die!

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you can´t blame me this time! I behaved like a princess last night. smile



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"I´d not prolongued the chewing up, Doc. Nor the being spat out. Not go out a cunt. It´s the dispatch I find inglorious. The whole delusory fucking self importance.". Al Swedgin ;).

 

 

 

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Good! Good thing you didn't act like a queen because as Cersei has shown queenly beahviour is oft the same as an alcaholic!

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wee bit of me here. Wut? I was studyng and living the whole day. Lemme.



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andrea wrote:

wee bit of me here. Wut? I was studyng and living the whole day. Lemme.


 Living? Aw girl, that's tough. Next round's on me.



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Macha wrote:
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wee bit of me here. Wut? I was studyng and living the whole day. Lemme.


 Living? Aw girl, that's tough. Next round's on me.


 it´s a date. Bring Potty to the couch.



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"I´d not prolongued the chewing up, Doc. Nor the being spat out. Not go out a cunt. It´s the dispatch I find inglorious. The whole delusory fucking self importance.". Al Swedgin ;).

 

 

 

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andrea wrote:

 it´s a date. Bring Potty to the couch.


 He's here. Undress!



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Macha wrote:
 He's here. Undress!

 freakout Santa Kali, help me! too much beauty for my eyes!!! I´ll eat your face dear man.



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So, Septa.....do you smoke cigars?

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So, Septa.....do you smoke cigars?


Just some good cigars blondie. Show me yours.



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found you!

Japie dear I´m trying to transfettong you here: I J´helirve te you, forevah!!!

Now come, chicken!



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Bloody help, you took ll the good lines.

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I have your good lines right here! It's another lovely night of drinkage.
Time to cut myself off!


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JapieQ wrote:

Bloody help, you took ll the good lines.


  Welkom to the threads, Q aww



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Found a great rum punch recipe. Will share. When sober.

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Bout time I got on here again wooooooo! Singing and dancing and chatting and having a ball!

 



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Dancing round the green fairies ... and the pink elephants ... come on in and have a clarty party ... with jelly and custard and maybe a song from Busted but they broke up ... lets buy some puppies and live for free in the land of weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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I need to have sex

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Rygar wrote:

I need to have sex


 YOU need to? YOU? Oh, paleeez! Wait as long as I have and tell me you need it!

 



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Lyanna Stark wrote:
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I need to have sex


 YOU need to? YOU? Oh, paleeez! Wait as long as I have and tell me you need it!

 


   Y'all have nothing on me.  Just sayin.



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I´m just drunk... at my mom´s bd... wut? you think it´s easy to buy gifts for that woman???

And this is drunk thread. DRUNK. Fanfarrones.



-- Edited by andrea on Saturday 16th of February 2013 12:08:41 AM

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Amateurs.

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I have sex


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Me too. Well, less now that the Dad-in-law is here.

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Yes sex gifts

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but but... it´s my mom never tried that. Might be a good idea.



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Um I was drunk and joking. :)

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Not drunk enough yet. At least I have a DD.

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And by DD I mean Double Drink.

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Yeah, I got second in the Karaoke contest tonight!! Yeah :Lyanna dances around: the guys who beat me sang "Baby's Got Back" those bastages!

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Good job Lady Lyanna!  sapito



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WWhoot whoot Lyanna!

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Since I don't know where else to announce it. Congratulations on Black as Snow for the 10,000th post in this forum.

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Congrats BaS. Be sure to acknowledge those that helped you there!

And we are tied again!

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Cary Storm wrote:

Since I don't know where else to announce it. Congratulations on Black as Snow for the 10,000th post in this forum.


 Sweeeet! Lady Black, winner, winner chicken dinner



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Rhaegar, despite wounding Robert, was struck down with a massive blow from Robert's warhammer, which scattered the rubies encrusted in Rhaegar's armor under the water.  Rhaegar died with Lyanna Stark's name on his lips.

 

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I had a double shot of Jack. Hardly drunk but feeling grandly at the moment.

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It's 6.30pm and Yvy's drunk ! Hee hee ! That's more like it ! Went our for a meal with the Badger for our Anniversary to a lush 17th century pub ... low ceilings, flag stone floors ... roaring fire ... little bit of snow floating down outside ... Fantastic food ...Wild mushroom with melted stilten for starters. Chicken breast on Haggis with fresh veg.... then Jamacan ginger cheesecake and fresh cream ... Fucking lush man ! Oh yeah and three vodka's ! Happy Happy Happy .

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I'll have some of that ginger Jamaican, yes now please.

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