Amaretto di Sarono and bourbon with ice. It tastes like having two fingers up your ass when you cum.
Off to the liquor store
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Rhaegar, despite wounding Robert, was struck down with a massive blow from Robert's warhammer, which scattered the rubies encrusted in Rhaegar's armor under the water. Rhaegar died with Lyanna Stark's name on his lips.
Basi's got the right idea!!!!
But you go without me girls this time... Apparently I've got myself a date with Amaretto and Cappuccino (that's almost sex right there!) at some other guy's house
"I´d not prolongued the chewing up, Doc. Nor the being spat out. Not go out a cunt. It´s the dispatch I find inglorious. The whole delusory fucking self importance.". Al Swedgin ;).
Christmas party !! Whoo hooo !
Ok scariest drunken moment just happened .
Picked nose with fake nails on , nail came off in my nostril!!! It's out now , all good.
Phew That was scary!!!!
Christmas party !! Whoo hooo ! Ok scariest drunken moment just happened . Picked nose with fake nails on , nail came off in my nostril!!! It's out now , all good. Phew That was scary!!!!
Oh man, that one really cracked me up. LOL
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"Robert was never the same after he put on that crown. Some men are like swords, made for fighting. Hang them up and they go to rust.” -DN
Christmas party !! Whoo hooo ! Ok scariest drunken moment just happened . Picked nose with fake nails on , nail came off in my nostril!!! It's out now , all good. Phew That was scary!!!!
Campari and tonic are starting to flow in my veins... I hope I can meet some of you here later.
Have a great night pulguitas. Love you.
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"I´d not prolongued the chewing up, Doc. Nor the being spat out. Not go out a cunt. It´s the dispatch I find inglorious. The whole delusory fucking self importance.". Al Swedgin ;).
omg boss, you look so pretty. And your boots too, like Cinderella´s
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"I´d not prolongued the chewing up, Doc. Nor the being spat out. Not go out a cunt. It´s the dispatch I find inglorious. The whole delusory fucking self importance.". Al Swedgin ;).
I vouch now for the following champagne based cocktails:
- French 75 (though after several you can probably call it French 69!!! Unluckily I only had one)
- Mimosa (yep, I know oldie but goldie, still I can vouch for it being AWESOME, can't I?!)
On New Year's Eve, I started with some nice IPAs, moved on to gin and tonics and we watched Ryan Seacrest shamelessly flirt with Taylor Swift. In the morning, we had mimosas and breakfast burritos before driving back home from Charlottesville. On the way, we stopped off at a brunch and ate a bunch more food. They had duck. I love duck. Duck is good. I should eat more duck.
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As soon as those cameras are off I am going to fuck that little dog.
I love duck. Duck is good. I should eat more duck.
We all love ducks here I think... for some reason I forgot. I´m sending you some funny ducks because I can´t post them here. So you were pretty drunk, I got it.
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"I´d not prolongued the chewing up, Doc. Nor the being spat out. Not go out a cunt. It´s the dispatch I find inglorious. The whole delusory fucking self importance.". Al Swedgin ;).
I love duck. Duck is good. I should eat more duck.
We all love ducks here I think... for some reason I forgot.
Ducks are funny and taste like shit. No matter who cooks them or how. There!
how I missed this? let´s go to vietnamese restaurante in Buenos Aires and let´s eat that rroasted shinny, glossy, sweetsour dark duck they cook and then we talk.
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"I´d not prolongued the chewing up, Doc. Nor the being spat out. Not go out a cunt. It´s the dispatch I find inglorious. The whole delusory fucking self importance.". Al Swedgin ;).
There were a great many drunk people in CHAT last evening. I was at a birthday party at the Children's Museum today and a wave a terror tore through me as I remembered that I had posted my breasts in CHAT. "I POSTED MY BREASTS IN CHAT!" I yelled in the middle of the birthday song.
"Again?" said the elderly Chinese woman who I've known for decades.
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As soon as those cameras are off I am going to fuck that little dog.
"I´d not prolongued the chewing up, Doc. Nor the being spat out. Not go out a cunt. It´s the dispatch I find inglorious. The whole delusory fucking self importance.". Al Swedgin ;).
-- Edited by Lyanna Stark on Friday 1st of May 2015 11:17:29 AM
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Rhaegar, despite wounding Robert, was struck down with a massive blow from Robert's warhammer, which scattered the rubies encrusted in Rhaegar's armor under the water. Rhaegar died with Lyanna Stark's name on his lips.
"I´d not prolongued the chewing up, Doc. Nor the being spat out. Not go out a cunt. It´s the dispatch I find inglorious. The whole delusory fucking self importance.". Al Swedgin ;).
"I´d not prolongued the chewing up, Doc. Nor the being spat out. Not go out a cunt. It´s the dispatch I find inglorious. The whole delusory fucking self importance.". Al Swedgin ;).
So, when I was in Pennsylvania a few weeks back, my buddy had a six pack of Ballast Point Grapefruit Sculpin. I enjoyed it very much and we shared. I was hanging out with my nerd friends yesterday playing a French board game (Fief), and the host had it in the fridge, but only one. Which he drank. Well then, I had to get it for myself in anticipation of Sunday Night Trolling. This is, quite possibly, the perfect IPA. It tastes light, with the bitterness enhanced by the citrus hints of the grapefruit. You wouldn't know it from the taste, but it is 7% alcohol, on the high side for beers. How did they do this? Anyway you come across it, get some. You will not be sorry for what will probably be the most expensive six-pack of beer you've ever bought.
Gonna have to amend my Top Five beer list.
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As soon as those cameras are off I am going to fuck that little dog.
I can't keep track of all the avatar changes round here! But I'll roll with this one because I had the loveliest wine last night, after many months of taking a break from each other.
"I´d not prolongued the chewing up, Doc. Nor the being spat out. Not go out a cunt. It´s the dispatch I find inglorious. The whole delusory fucking self importance.". Al Swedgin ;).
"I´d not prolongued the chewing up, Doc. Nor the being spat out. Not go out a cunt. It´s the dispatch I find inglorious. The whole delusory fucking self importance.". Al Swedgin ;).