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Ok you find yourself at an exclusive cosplaying GOT convention, across the room you spot a cute girl/guy. Knowing this is GOT and anything flies you walk up to them and say...



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Ok you find yourself at an exclusive cosplaying GOT convention, across the room you spot a cute girl/guy. Knowing this is GOT and anything flies you walk up to them and say...


 To Stannis: Don't let your ham loaf!



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"I must been a green seer, cuz you came out of my dreams!"

Oh Gods, this is gonna be sooooo bad.

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How's your kracken hangin'?



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I just came all the way down the Kingsroad when I saw you.

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Rygar: Is that a Tyrosi in your pocket?

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Aegon the Conqueror wrote:

Ok you find yourself at an exclusive cosplaying GOT convention, across the room you spot a cute girl/guy. Knowing this is GOT and anything flies you walk up to them and say...


 Aegon to Melisandre: I know your lady garden is dark and full of terrors but........



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My meat is bloody tough!

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Bear in mind I will be cosplaying as Drogo, walk up to nearest prettiest Dany and say, "jalan atthirari anni (moon of my life".

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Aegon the Conqueror wrote:

Ok you find yourself at an exclusive cosplaying GOT convention, across the room you spot a cute girl/guy. Knowing this is GOT and anything flies you walk up to them and say...


 Oh yes, Winter is cuuuuuuuming!



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And what do we say to the God of Death? Nice tits.

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The cold winds are not the only thing that's rising.

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You just woke the dragon...in my pants.

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Lady Stannis Baratheon says, "Oh yes, I'm au natural, Ours is the Furry"!



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Rygar wrote:

And what do we say to the God of Death? Nice tits.


 That one will def backfire, she'll give you one look, hold up her hand and say "not today." 



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Renly says, "I got your peach right here"

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You look like my sister...want to fuck?

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Tyrion asked where was the goddess of wine and tits, I seem to have found her.

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Aegon the Conqueror wrote:

Rygar wrote:

And what do we say to the God of Death? Nice tits.


 That one will def backfire, she'll give you one look, hold up her hand and say "not today." 


Bwahahahhaha!

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Hard as the Godswood, baby

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Want to play CUM into your castle? I've always giggled when GRRM says the kids were playing that game

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You have such pretty blue eyes. Are you a wight?

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"I wanna be your Shadowbaby daddy."

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Rygar wrote:

You look like my sister...want to fuck?


 LOL, Jaime, mayhaps?



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If you'll be my Talisa...I'll be your King in the North.

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"Wanna work on some sexposition?"

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Dani says, "when I bang you, there will be fire and blood"

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Hodor.

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I'm Targeryen, what's your excuse for looking so hot?

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Jon says "You want the Lord's kiss, baby?"

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Lyanna Stark wrote:

Dani says, "when I bang you, there will be fire and blood"


 No thanks I'm not into period pieces. 



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I'll make you howl louder than my direwolf

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Dani says, "when I bang you, there will be fire and blood"


 No thanks I'm not into period pieces. 


 Jaime is!!!!!!



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"Psssssst, *I* know where to put it!

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They don't call me the GreatJon for nothing!

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I'll put my kracken where even Renly hasn't been

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When I see you everything Rises, harder and Stronger!

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Dani says, "when I bang you, there will be fire and blood"


 No thanks I'm not into period pieces. 


 Jaime is!!!!!!


 That;s why he has three bastard children!



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I may be "Smalljon" but I've got it where it counts

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Aegon the Conqueror wrote:
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Dani says, "when I bang you, there will be fire and blood"


 No thanks I'm not into period pieces. 


 Jaime is!!!!!!


 That;s why he has three bastard children!


 Nope, because he didn't go to the drug store!



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Hung like Hodor

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Lyanna Stark wrote:

Hung like Hodor


 That would make a good tshirt.



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Nothing lays you out like a Bolton!

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Black as Snow wrote:
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Hung like Hodor


 That would make a good tshirt.


 Methinks! Hey, we need WICgeeks.com t-shirts!



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They don't call me the "Hand of the King" for nothin'!

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Allow me to show you where to put that sword

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When you play the Game of Thrones with Cersei you win or you're a Lannister!

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You're not on the "small councel" are you?

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Glad you're not "Littlefinger"!

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Stick me with the pointy end!

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