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Lyanna Stark
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I taste better than dreamwine!

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Rhaegar, despite wounding Robert, was struck down with a massive blow from Robert's warhammer, which scattered the rubies encrusted in Rhaegar's armor under the water.  Rhaegar died with Lyanna Stark's name on his lips.

 
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More fun than a boar hunt!

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Rhaegar, despite wounding Robert, was struck down with a massive blow from Robert's warhammer, which scattered the rubies encrusted in Rhaegar's armor under the water.  Rhaegar died with Lyanna Stark's name on his lips.

 
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Give better head than Arbor Ale!

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Rhaegar, despite wounding Robert, was struck down with a massive blow from Robert's warhammer, which scattered the rubies encrusted in Rhaegar's armor under the water.  Rhaegar died with Lyanna Stark's name on his lips.

 
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You know nothing *insert name here* but I'd be happy to teach you



-- Edited by Aegon the Conqueror on Monday 17th of September 2012 09:18:55 AM

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For laughs I definitely go with Rygar ... But for shear volume Lady Stark 's ma Gal!

How funny you guys had a right laugh whilst I slept ...

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Lyanna Stark
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YvyB wrote:

For laughs I definitely go with Rygar ... But for shear volume Lady Stark 's ma Gal!

How funny you guys had a right laugh whilst I slept ...

 Hey, it's Merlin er Morgana!



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Rhaegar, despite wounding Robert, was struck down with a massive blow from Robert's warhammer, which scattered the rubies encrusted in Rhaegar's armor under the water.  Rhaegar died with Lyanna Stark's name on his lips.

 
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"Hi it's nice to meet you." (Pick up cell phone and put to ear) "Hey. Tyrion! I finally found out where whores go!"

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Is it hot in here, or is your Wall just sweating?

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"Hey I just met you.
And this is crazy.
But let's saw this leg off
And forget the Frey girl !"

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Walks up to Ygritte, "I'd break my vows and be called a traitor for you."

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Aegon the Conqueror
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You know about the King in the north, but allow me to show you the king in the South.

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"Do you like puppies?" (Unsullied pick up line)

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If we ever have a reunion at comic con we've got to try these out at the GOT panel! See if they would actually work.

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cock

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That cock was supposed to be a spoiler!

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They call me "Littlefinger" in public, but I'm frequently known as "Giantmember" behind closed doors... 



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You have a nice mouth. I bet you could swallow an Auroch's whole.

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You turn me on so much, it's not just my lips that are blue. (Qartheen Warlock line)



-- Edited by Rygar on Monday 30th of March 2015 08:01:56 PM

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Rygar wrote:

You turn me on so much, it's not just my lips that are blue. (Qartheen Warlovk line)

  Fantastic!



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Lyanna Stark
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Do you want to kiss me in the maidenpool?

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Rhaegar, despite wounding Robert, was struck down with a massive blow from Robert's warhammer, which scattered the rubies encrusted in Rhaegar's armor under the water.  Rhaegar died with Lyanna Stark's name on his lips.

 
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Can we eat out Dornish tonight?

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Rhaegar, despite wounding Robert, was struck down with a massive blow from Robert's warhammer, which scattered the rubies encrusted in Rhaegar's armor under the water.  Rhaegar died with Lyanna Stark's name on his lips.

 
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I would hold your kracken for you but the Maester said not to lift anything heavy!

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My dragon only has one head.

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If you are black you can use this one, "They call me Balerion, cause I'm the black dread."

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(At her chest) So I'm guessing you're from The Twins?



-- Edited by Rygar on Monday 30th of March 2015 08:01:16 PM

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I want you to split me open like Valyrian steel.

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Milady, let me show you why they call me the "Hand of the Queen"

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Lyanna Stark wrote:

Jon says "You want the Lord's kiss, baby?"





I'd either reply: "you know nothing", or "Oh, yes pleaase!"

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I can arrange a trip south to visit the Tower of Joy.

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I would like to buy you a drink, as long as you are not one of Craster's wives.

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Wanna build yourself a cabin and find a woman to lie with in the night?

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"If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my Hodor" Oh poor Bran.

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Rygar, that's one hot looking V-neck right there.

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Was that a pick up line? Lol

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Cary Storm wrote:

I can arrange a trip south to visit the Tower of Joy.

 Whoot, whoot! This is a good one, Cary! biggrin



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Rygar wrote:

Was that a pick up line? Lol




You know nothing

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YvyB wrote:

For laughs I definitely go with Rygar ... But for shear volume Lady Stark 's ma Gal!

How funny you guys had a right laugh whilst I slept ...

 It is known! We missed you.  You can sleep when you are dead.  Believe me! biggrin



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Mags Giantsbabe wrote:
Lyanna Stark wrote:

Jon says "You want the Lord's kiss, baby?"


 See my previous use of the "you know nothing" line. 




I'd either reply: "you know nothing", or "Oh, yes pleaase!"

 



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Aegon the Conqueror
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If I kidnap you, will you be my spearwife?

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You're safe with me. I would NEVER father a bastard!

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The Mountain and I have something in common. It takes me two hands to hold my broadsword too.

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Hodor.

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I will give you three chances to guess what the "pink" ring in my chain is for? (Maester's pick up line)

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"Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken", now how do you like your men ?

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Ser Jorah: You look cold, Khaleesi. Would you like to use me as a blanket?

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Wanna see my longsword in action?

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Excuse me Ser, are you as hard as your armor?


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BAS you have a longsword?
They don't just called me the Conqueror because I seized six of the seven kingdoms.

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Aegon the Conqueror wrote:

BAS you have a longsword?
They don't just called me the Conqueror because I seized six of the seven kingdoms.

 No, I was helping you out with that one.

How about "Only you can quench my dragon's fire..."



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I want to plant my Hightower on your Queensgate.

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