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My lady, there is no word in Dothraki for " thank you ".

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" Come play in my castle " lord Bran

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" I'm a monster as well as a dwarf, you should charge me double "

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Hey! At least I'm not a Frey!

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Rhaegar, despite wounding Robert, was struck down with a massive blow from Robert's warhammer, which scattered the rubies encrusted in Rhaegar's armor under the water.  Rhaegar died with Lyanna Stark's name on his lips.

 

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Want to climb my Bear Mountain?

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Rhaegar, despite wounding Robert, was struck down with a massive blow from Robert's warhammer, which scattered the rubies encrusted in Rhaegar's armor under the water.  Rhaegar died with Lyanna Stark's name on his lips.

 

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I want to see your sand snake!

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Rhaegar, despite wounding Robert, was struck down with a massive blow from Robert's warhammer, which scattered the rubies encrusted in Rhaegar's armor under the water.  Rhaegar died with Lyanna Stark's name on his lips.

 

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To Viper: I'll show you where to put your sun spear!

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Rhaegar, despite wounding Robert, was struck down with a massive blow from Robert's warhammer, which scattered the rubies encrusted in Rhaegar's armor under the water.  Rhaegar died with Lyanna Stark's name on his lips.

 

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Brought to you by: House Martell, makers of Viagra. You too can truly be unbent, unbowed, unbroken.

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Rhaegar, despite wounding Robert, was struck down with a massive blow from Robert's warhammer, which scattered the rubies encrusted in Rhaegar's armor under the water.  Rhaegar died with Lyanna Stark's name on his lips.

 

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Do you cum to Mole Town often? Do you want to?

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Rhaegar, despite wounding Robert, was struck down with a massive blow from Robert's warhammer, which scattered the rubies encrusted in Rhaegar's armor under the water.  Rhaegar died with Lyanna Stark's name on his lips.

 

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Rygar wrote:

My dragon only has one head.


 Oh my !! I just envisioned littlefinger on the meme posts eyebrows ..... with your line .... H aha ha !



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  That is what I do . . I drink and I know things 

 

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Once you take the "black", you never go back.

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572f8e7a.gifluuuuurv bc795497.gifdon´t do this to pick up people44bcb82e.gifdon´t break his/her heart cba21740.gif never look desperate



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YvyB wrote:
Rygar wrote:

My dragon only has one head.


 Oh my !! I just envisioned littlefinger on the meme posts eyebrows ..... with your line .... H aha ha !


 YvyB, your new words are so sad! Like your new Lady, but miss Excalibur!



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Rhaegar, despite wounding Robert, was struck down with a massive blow from Robert's warhammer, which scattered the rubies encrusted in Rhaegar's armor under the water.  Rhaegar died with Lyanna Stark's name on his lips.

 

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andrea wrote:

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 Oh, I so love this one!



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Said a woman drinking Dornish Red at the tavern, " so you practice the Drowned God faith ? to which
the man she was addressing replies " yes , I rise harder and stronger that way ......"

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Crow's Eye says: I'll show you why they call me Iron born

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Rhaegar, despite wounding Robert, was struck down with a massive blow from Robert's warhammer, which scattered the rubies encrusted in Rhaegar's armor under the water.  Rhaegar died with Lyanna Stark's name on his lips.

 

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You make my green dreams come true. Awwwwww.

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I will show you my "v", if you show me yours.

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I don't bauf in tournaments because when I'm baufin' I don't want my enemy to know what I can do.

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Fuck the Kingsguard, Fuck the King, but most of all I'd like to fuck you!

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Aren't the Kingsguard all men, your Grace?

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(Bring Horse to a bar) Horse licks girls face (proper training prior of course). "Oh thats good, see I never ride something that my horse wont drink". Ok thats a stretch. Still sleepy.

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In my version of Westeros there are two sets of kingsguard, the actual knights and then seven of the most beautiful women in westeros in Cersei (blackwater) like valkyrie armour. That's the one's I'm talking about.

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I like that vision. Mmm Cersei armor.

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"Hey Sansa", And you're in she's that gulible.

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that lord of Castemere

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You have the most stunning Icy Blue eyes I have ever seen! ..... Why aren't you talking? ...... Hey, stop that! Stop trying to touch me! Get away from me. Aaahhhhhhhhh. Dead. Or not?

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You look like my brother..I could get used to that

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StarkLover wrote:

You look like my brother..I could get used to that


 LOL, good one! laughing.gif



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Rhaegar, despite wounding Robert, was struck down with a massive blow from Robert's warhammer, which scattered the rubies encrusted in Rhaegar's armor under the water.  Rhaegar died with Lyanna Stark's name on his lips.

 

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Want to see my two handed great sword?

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And so he spoke and so he spoke

that lord of Castemere

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"I had a really great time tonight", she said

"I did as well, my Lady. Do you want to have sex?"

"Why, yes I would!"

"Ser Boros, make her naked!"

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Hello. (T

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And so he spoke and so he spoke

that lord of Castemere

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"Hey shorty, do you have a light?"

"Sure.....Dracarys!" whooosh! Pooof!

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"So why dont we just screw....this into your foot for awhile?"

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"Oh my, I see you lost your hand."

"I still have my dick." Wink wink.

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"Where did you learn to do that, Jon Snow"


"It was written on the Wall"


Ba dum dum ching.

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"Haven't I seen you before in a pleasure house in Lys?"

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"Do you like Dragons?"

"Because in a minute I will be dragging my balls across your face."

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Jaime's "Are you sure we're not related?" should be here. *winky wink wink*

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Season Four

"So I heard ya like it in da guttah?"

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"You sure look like you could use the rod."

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"We should fuck till you're dead."

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"You like boys, no? Girls? Hmm I would have guessed boys."

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"So I hear as the Khaleesi you like to nail people?"

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" So do you want to go to dinner sometime?"

"Wait, isn't she your girlfriend?"

"Who? Her? No, she's my paramour."

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Little Boy: "um are you dating my mom?"

Magnar of Thenn: "No, I am eating your mom."

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"Hey, do you own any dragons, because you're burning up my flock"

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"Wanna see my moon door?" booty

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"You're way hotter than your dead mom ever was"

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"What's your favorite sign?"

"Keel de Masdas"

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Effective way to pick up Missandei

"So I hear you like eunuchs. Wanna make my penis disappear?"

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