So you're minding your own business at Comic Con and some young cosplaying lordling or lady throws you a GoT pickup line. What's your response to make them go away!
Can I be mean? have second thoughts? medieval violent? get sick? get desperate be a fake Targaryen?
__________________
"I´d not prolongued the chewing up, Doc. Nor the being spat out. Not go out a cunt. It´s the dispatch I find inglorious. The whole delusory fucking self importance.". Al Swedgin ;).
When the sun rises in the west and sets in the east. When the seas go dry and mountains blow in the wind like leaves. Then I will go out with you and not before.
When the sun rises in the west and sets in the east. When the seas go dry and mountains blow in the wind like leaves. Then I will go out with you and not before.
That is the best send off ever.
__________________
“Fear is a strange soil. It grows obedience like corn, which grow in straight lines to make weeding easier. But sometimes it grows the potatoes of defiance, which flourish underground.”
It's girls with faces like your that make me want to join the Night's Watch.
Good one.
__________________
“Fear is a strange soil. It grows obedience like corn, which grow in straight lines to make weeding easier. But sometimes it grows the potatoes of defiance, which flourish underground.”
When the sun rises in the west and sets in the east. When the seas go dry and mountains blow in the wind like leaves. Then I will go out with you and not before.
Rhaegar, despite wounding Robert, was struck down with a massive blow from Robert's warhammer, which scattered the rubies encrusted in Rhaegar's armor under the water. Rhaegar died with Lyanna Stark's name on his lips.
I know, Macha's and Andrea's are super bad and sure to depress any suitor. I like yours because
it's meaning could easily be hidden or code to your best mates about that certain someone.
Hey! I asked if I could be mean and no one said NO. I don´t like people in costumes, what can I do?
__________________
"I´d not prolongued the chewing up, Doc. Nor the being spat out. Not go out a cunt. It´s the dispatch I find inglorious. The whole delusory fucking self importance.". Al Swedgin ;).
Ok then, disclaimer: I would never, never say anything like that to anyone in person. I detest cruelty above all other things, these were only meant as a joke. M'kay?
Lyanna are you saying you would do Hodor just because of the size of his Hodor?
Not even on the drunk thread!
__________________
Rhaegar, despite wounding Robert, was struck down with a massive blow from Robert's warhammer, which scattered the rubies encrusted in Rhaegar's armor under the water. Rhaegar died with Lyanna Stark's name on his lips.
Rhaegar, despite wounding Robert, was struck down with a massive blow from Robert's warhammer, which scattered the rubies encrusted in Rhaegar's armor under the water. Rhaegar died with Lyanna Stark's name on his lips.
Rhaegar, despite wounding Robert, was struck down with a massive blow from Robert's warhammer, which scattered the rubies encrusted in Rhaegar's armor under the water. Rhaegar died with Lyanna Stark's name on his lips.
Asha, we are using GOT references as a way to dismiss an unwanted advance by an interested person. As if you were at a bar or club and a person kept hitting on you and you were not interested in them.
We also have a GoT themed pick up line section.
__________________
"If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt." - Dean Martin
have second thoughts? 
medieval violent? 
get sick? 
get desperate 
be a fake Targaryen?
That is the best send off ever. 
Good one.
I guess Clinique brand doesn't work for everyone.
This was really good. Can you picture the awkwardness?