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Mistress Of The Coin
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So you're minding your own business at Comic Con and some young cosplaying lordling or lady throws you a GoT pickup line.  What's your  response to make them go away!



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What do we say to unattractive cosplaying handmaidens in search of a khal? "Not today!"

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AS private parts we are to the gods, they play with us for their sport. 

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The whole of the realm denies you. They deny you in Dorne and they deny you on the Wall. No one wants you for their date. 

 

Aaaw now I feel bad. 



-- Edited by Macha on Tuesday 18th of September 2012 05:37:03 AM

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He is no Dragon .....

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  That is what I do . . I drink and I know things 

 

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Can I be mean? 9aea661f.gifdac3b447.gifhave second thoughts? 970735ce.gif medieval violent? d2dd859a.gif get sick? 150e5db1.gif get desperate ecd280cf.gif be a fake Targaryen?



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"I´d not prolongued the chewing up, Doc. Nor the being spat out. Not go out a cunt. It´s the dispatch I find inglorious. The whole delusory fucking self importance.". Al Swedgin ;).

 

 

 

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I wouldn't even fuck you with Brienne's dick.

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It's girls with faces like your that make me want to join the Night's Watch.
Macha that's an ouch one!

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You would look better dressed in motley

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Do you have greyscale or are you just ugly?

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Macha wrote:

The whole of the realm denies you. They deny you in Dorne and they deny you on the Wall. No one wants you for their date.


 That is brutal, Macha!  Love it.



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Have you been to Astapor? Your breath smells like dog shit.

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Next time you want to ask me to hook up with you, send a raven

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When the sun rises in the west and sets in the east. When the seas go dry and mountains blow in the wind like leaves. Then I will go out with you and not before. 



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Jeees! Remind me to never ever try my luck with Macha, she is beyond harsh!

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Macha wrote:

When the sun rises in the west and sets in the east. When the seas go dry and mountains blow in the wind like leaves. Then I will go out with you and not before. 


  That is the best send off ever.



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Aegon the Conqueror wrote:

It's girls with faces like your that make me want to join the Night's Watch.


  Good one.



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*Please note that I trying to be funny. I would never say these things and mean it. Shit's just wrong.

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Rygar wrote:

*Please note that I trying to be funny. I would never say these things and mean it. Shit's just wrong.


 Good!  I keep thinking up things to post, but I'm an amateur at cruelty compared to my fellow Thronerosi!



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Oh look Ser Piggy has a sister!

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Aegon the Conqueror wrote:

It's girls with faces like your that make me want to join the Night's Watch.
Macha that's an ouch one!


 I know, Macha's and Andrea's are super bad and sure to depress any suitor.  I like yours because

it's meaning could easily be hidden or code to your best mates about that certain someone.



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Rygar wrote:

Do you have greyscale or are you just ugly?


 Wow, confidence depresser evileye  I guess Clinique brand doesn't work for everyone.



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Macha wrote:

When the sun rises in the west and sets in the east. When the seas go dry and mountains blow in the wind like leaves. Then I will go out with you and not before. 


 This is a WIN   biggrin



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....not even if you had Hodor's dick. biggrin



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Rhaegar, despite wounding Robert, was struck down with a massive blow from Robert's warhammer, which scattered the rubies encrusted in Rhaegar's armor under the water.  Rhaegar died with Lyanna Stark's name on his lips.

 

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Lyanna are you saying you would do Hodor just because of the size of his Hodor?

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WildSeed wrote:

 I know, Macha's and Andrea's are super bad and sure to depress any suitor.  I like yours because

it's meaning could easily be hidden or code to your best mates about that certain someone.


 Hey! I asked if I could be mean and no one said NO. I don´t like people in costumes, what can I do? 



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Ok then, disclaimer: I would never, never say anything like that to anyone in person. I detest cruelty above all other things, these were only meant as a joke. M'kay?

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Aegon the Conqueror wrote:

Lyanna are you saying you would do Hodor just because of the size of his Hodor?


 Not even on the drunk thread! bleh



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Rhaegar, despite wounding Robert, was struck down with a massive blow from Robert's warhammer, which scattered the rubies encrusted in Rhaegar's armor under the water.  Rhaegar died with Lyanna Stark's name on his lips.

 

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....not for all the gold Tywin Lannister shits!

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Rhaegar, despite wounding Robert, was struck down with a massive blow from Robert's warhammer, which scattered the rubies encrusted in Rhaegar's armor under the water.  Rhaegar died with Lyanna Stark's name on his lips.

 

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You know, you might actually look better if your brother burned half your face.

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Awww, that is a really tempting offer, but you see I have taken the Black and I can not break my vows.

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...not for all the gold dragons in Westeros!

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Rhaegar, despite wounding Robert, was struck down with a massive blow from Robert's warhammer, which scattered the rubies encrusted in Rhaegar's armor under the water.  Rhaegar died with Lyanna Stark's name on his lips.

 

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"So what do you do for a living?" "Oh, I'm a killer. You're father is a killer. The King is a killer. We are all killers." *slowly walks away*

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"So what do you do for a living" "Oh, I work at Littlefinger's" "Um, you got something on your lip..."

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Rygar wrote:

"So what do you do for a living?" "Oh, I'm a killer. You're father is a killer. The King is a killer. We are all killers." *slowly walks away*


  This was really good. Can you picture the awkwardness?



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Macha wrote:
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"So what do you do for a living?" "Oh, I'm a killer. You're father is a killer. The King is a killer. We are all killers." *slowly walks away*


  This was really good. Can you picture the awkwardness?


 

Ha. I know, right? I think I am going to use this one. :)



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Me don't understand. Jé souis frensséze !

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Asha, we are using GOT references as a way to dismiss an unwanted advance by an interested person. As if you were at a bar or club and a person kept hitting on you and you were not interested in them.

We also have a GoT themed pick up line section.

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This was a great thread once.

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