“I did not do it. I did not kill Joffrey, but I wish that I had. Watching your vicious bastard die gave me more relief than a thousand lying whores!
For Hands of Gold are Always Cold
Al Swearengen wrote:“I did not do it. I did not kill Joffrey, but I wish that I had. Watching your vicious bastard die gave me more relief than a thousand lying whores!
Yup, that was amazing.
"Robert was never the same after he put on that crown. Some men are like swords, made for fighting. Hang them up and they go to rust.” -DN
"If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt." - Dean Martin
Truly inspiring!
"Here's to the Lannister children: the dwarf, the cripple, and the mother of madness." -Tyrion Lannister "Watching your vicious bastard die gave me more relief than a thousand lying whores." -Tyrion Lannister "We are the watched on the wall." -Qhorin Halfhand
“For they are the knights of summer, and winter is coming.” -Catelyn Stark
and of course
Rygar wrote:Shae (describing to the court what her other role was besides handmaiden to Sansa): "I was his...horse"
Shae (describing to the court what her other role was besides handmaiden to Sansa): "I was his...horse"
Dildomace- because rubber is for pussies
"I know yew nevah fooked ah bah, yew know yew nevah fooked ah bah."
Black as Snow wrote:Sam: "I'm not nothing anymore."
Sam: "I'm not nothing anymore."
This was beautiful. I can't tell if the writing for Sam is really good, or if John Bradley is really good at delivering his lines (most likely both!), but I love everything he says.
"Fuck you, Andy Pandy. I AM the loop."
"How big were her feet?"
Al Swearengen wrote:"How big were her feet?"
That is what I do . . I drink and I know things
Just about anything said by The Hound this season really, but this one for some reason really makes me chuckle.
"Meryn Trant? The greatest swordsman who ever lived, killed by Meryn fucking Trant?"
She knows which end to use
"You can shit later, there's people coming!"
And we ask the stranger not to kill us in our beds tonight for no damn reason at all
The Kindly Man wrote:Just about anything said by The Hound this season really, but this one for some reason really makes me chuckle. "Meryn Trant? The greatest swordsman who ever lived, killed by Meryn fucking Trant?"
My favorites so far:
got me the Tyrion quotes book ! Early birthday pressie ... bless him
