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Knight Of The Sunset Sea
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I was thinking about the commercials and just kept coming up with horrible jobs to have in Westeros and Essos.

Harrenhal speech thrapist

Queen Cersei's cupbearer

Varys' Jar

Balon Greyjoys barber

Stannis' Blacksmith

Dog walker for the Starks

 

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Tywin Lannister's accountant

 

 



-- Edited by Macha on Tuesday 23rd of October 2012 11:01:45 AM

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Great idea for a thread!

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Damphair's pedicurist. ashamed






-- Edited by Macha on Tuesday 23rd of October 2012 03:55:40 AM

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Ummm...Hand of the King! Duh! That job is killer!



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Aegon the Conqueror wrote:

A Lannister spearmen


This reminded me of the two Lannister guards from the GoT parodies. My babies!



-- Edited by Macha on Tuesday 23rd of October 2012 09:19:12 AM

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Great thread idea, Amsterpaul! Love the entries too. I'll try to think of something I can contribute, mind to muggled right now.

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Satin's job before joining the Night's Watch
A Lannister spearmen
Jaime's prison guard
Ilyn Payne's housecleaner
One of Varys' Littlebirds
Unsullied

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Osha´s comb, yeah



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King Robert's armour bearer

Maege Mormont's pet trainer

Jon Arynn's food/drink tester

Robin Arynn's wet nurse

 




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hodor



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Littlefinger's cleaning lady
Samwells small clothes
Miller's boys
Maester Aemons massage therapist


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Does anyone even fucking work in Westeros?

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Window cleaner at the Eyrie.


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Rygar wrote:

Does anyone even fucking work in Westeros?


 Ros and Littlefinger do "fucking work" in Westeros! hump.gif



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Rhaegar, despite wounding Robert, was struck down with a massive blow from Robert's warhammer, which scattered the rubies encrusted in Rhaegar's armor under the water.  Rhaegar died with Lyanna Stark's name on his lips.

 

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Good one, Ly

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Yunkish painter without yellow paint.

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And so he spoke and so he spoke

that lord of Castemere

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Amsterpaul wrote:

Yunkish painter without yellow paint.


 Bwahaha, so true. 

 

Vargo Hoat's barber.  



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The guy who paints the Eyrie's exterior.

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Sandor Cleganes Esthetician

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And so he spoke and so he spoke

that lord of Castemere

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Working for the Bolton boy

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Changing the White Walker Baby's diapers.

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