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Resurrecting Rygar's thread, now with a make-over. 

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#1. You cannot kill someone else's character without their approval, but you are allowed to put them through a ringer.

#2. One paragraph per comment (and not longer than the initial original post) and no member can post twice in a row. Yeah, this rule pretty much went down the drain.

#3. Flasbacks are permitted but please use () if it's not drectly related to the current story.

#4 .You can post comments not related to the plot, but you need to put them in ( ) so we know its not part of the story. 

#5. Dialogue must be in " ". 

#6. Avoid established characters and canon events. If the situation calls though, you can mention them in passing. But remember, no spoilers are allowed. 

Here is Rygar's initial post:

So here is a place where we can all get our "Creative Writing" on and also have a place to rack up some easy posts. This thread is for everyone so please leave out spoliers. The concept is to each create a new character (or use one from the books) from GRRMs ASOIAF. The story begins, and we each take turns adding to the story with our separate posts. There are no rules or outline to follow. You do not have to directly reply back to continue what someone else is writing. You can make up places, events, etc. You do not need to follow events in the books. We each add something and then work off each other to continue the story. I have seen this before in other sites. It may not work out. I know I am not very good at it but lets see what happens.

I will begin.




The setting is in Oldtown, Westeros, pre Robert's Rebellion, inside a busy tavern.

Rygar

Rygar Maidenbreaker of Pyke sits in the corner, alone, at The Moist Kraken tavern in Oldtown weary from his two day voyage back from Pentos. It has been four months since he has been back in Westeros and he is drinking in mock celebration. Three mugs of beer finished already and he orders another from the buxom red haired tavern wench. She has been teasing him all night as she deliberately leans forward exposing her ample bosom each time she pours him another round. He sees in her eyes that she is not just flirting, and that there is an open invitation for him. All he needs to do is reach out and take it. However, tonight Rygar has no interest in fucking tavern bitches. He fingers the leather on the pommel of his Broadsword. Tonight is the night Rygar hopes to track down those responsible for what happened to his sister, but first he needs to find people willing to join with him...

 (Note: Rygar has black hair, long but tied. Handsome features. Lowborn. Born on Pyke. Given his name due to reputation with the ladies. Good with a sword, slender but muscular build.)

 



-- Edited by Macha on Friday 12th of April 2013 06:44:56 AM

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Federyco

As Ser Federyco Pepae walked through Oldtown with his faithful companion, Septa Marya, his mind was on his home in Dorne. Now would the annual pilgrimage to the Beloved Shrine of the Immaculate Apparition of the Mother, Maiden and Crone to the Farmers; an the population of the tiny village of Apparition would be tripled. Federyco was just a third cousin to Lord Armeyndo Pepae, but the whole Pepae clan would be crowded into Apparition Castle for the glorious feast. He would be dining on delicacies of "sapititos" tiny frogs' legs that have been dipped in cream sauce, and for desert, delicious alfajores, a sandwich cookie with a sweet tasty dolce-de-leche center. But alas, Federyco was a persona non grata at present, and while he'd be allowed inside to partake, his presence was barely tolerated.

Septa Marya suddenly shouted, "this looks like the perfect inn! And what a name: the Moist Kraken!" Federyco smiled at the sign, and followed his companion inside.

(Note: Sigil of House Pepae is a yellow-green frog [sapito] holding a sandwich cookie [alfajor] on a tan field. Marya's full name is Marya Pasqale Qonchyta Qordoba)



-- Edited by Cary Storm on Thursday 6th of December 2012 05:59:45 PM

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Aliza

Aliza Stone had him where he wanted. The squire that fancied himself a knight-to-be had been in his cups since nightfall. He barely noticed the three flagons he washed down had been laced with a few shots of strongwine. She would smile and flirt and keep him in the tavern till the guards would come, then she would get the three gold dragons she was promised.

She didnt know what kind of foolheardy trouble he got himself into, but Lord Mryn of Westbrook knew he was coming and wanted him captured alive. A shame, the dagger in between her breasts was warm and sweaty and she wanted to try out her new toy. Maybe the next time. She heard horses arrive outside, the guards are here. She walked casually to the kitchen to watch them seize Rygar, but when the door opened she was surprised to not see the orange and white guards of Lord Meryn...but four riders...wearing black....

(Note: :Lord Mryn is an upjumped knight, holds a small keep near Oldtown. His sigil is an orange peach on a white chevron)



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Potty

The sun was already burning in the steel blue sky when Potty opened his eyes. The muscles in his neck were aching and his head was throbbing with pain. He had fallen asleep on the privy, he realized, and now a stale sour smell clang to him like a leech would cling to a Bolton. He rubbed his eyes and patted his belly. "Empty", he thought, just like the flagon on his table. As he was reaching for his breeches a large rat crept out of a whole on the side of the wall and crossed the room like thunder, managing to steal the last crumbs of last night's dinner from the table. No food, no wine, and no coin. All he had to sell was the rusty old dagger that he was carrying, his battered tomes, one or two powders and potions and...no. Not that. He would never part with it. The Gottys would turn in their crypts and their ghosts would forever haunt his sleep if he'd let that go. And the ancient Gotty heirloom may provide other uses in time.
But hungry and tired as he was, he was a Gotty after all and he would not be defeated. All he needed to do was find someone traveling to the Wall. And when he climbed down the stairs he thought the Crone had smiled upon him...


(Note: Potty Gotty hails from Stormlands, last of a dying breed. The Gotty sigil is unknown to all but him and a few of his neighbors, because they were all secretly hipsters.)





-- Edited by Macha on Thursday 6th of December 2012 05:46:25 PM

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Aliza

The four riders in black had a few words with Rygar, she could not hear what they said but they seem to know him, he collected his things and followed them out. "Curse the Gods" she whispered, if he left before the guards got there she could forget her reward, she would have to follow them and report his new wherabouts to Lord Mryn. Maybe she cursed too soon, a pale, skinny almost bald man rushed towards them and started to speak to them enthusiastically. "Good, I have time" she thought.

She rushed to the back of the tavern kitchen, ripped off her tavern girl skirt and donned her black doublet and dark leather cloak. She never got anything in life, the by-blow of some tournament knight and a seamstress she was mostly ignored most of her life till she flowered and her curvy body and fiery red hair brought her all the kinds of attention she hated.
Attention could be used for many things she learned however, men in lust spill secrets right before she spilled their slimy guts into the dirt. Killing was a trade she learned by accident after her mother died of the Grey plague last winter. She never liked it, but she was told that bastard children are born out of sin, so she embraced it. Plus it paid really well.

Her gelding "shadow" was tied next to the large oak tree behind the tavern where she left the real tavern girl, she would wake up with a hell of a headache next morning from the clout Aliza gave her. She didnt have time for feel sorry however, she had to follow her prize, but when she creeped to the front of the tavern she saw that not only were the four black riders, Rygar, the skinny pale man but now an oddly dressed knight with a small frog embroidered on his sigil and a septa! They all stared at each other, like some absurd mummers play about to start.


"This night just got very interesting", she thought....

(apologies for the length, tried to incorporate Macha and Carys character into a single narrative wont happen again)






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Federyco

As soon as he followed his faithful Septa Marya into the tavern, he knew that it was not the place that he expected. In the first place, there were several well endowed bar wenches about the place, running around, as well as far too much of a certain soldierly type not apt to the environments that Ser Federyco was used to. He supposed that Septa Marya actually knew where she was going when they chose this place...but why name it the "Moist Kraken" if you weren't trying to convey something to a certain type of clientele? Oh well, at this hour he thought, I can perhaps slip away and make it to the Velvet Gauntlet without the Septa being the wiser. That's when he saw him. The man with the intense gaze. 


Federyco's heart started fluttering.

(Federyco is black haired, hazel eyed, dark-complected, olive-brown skin. Tall and masculine but takes particular care of himself; as evidenced in his closely cropped black beard and his long straight hair wound tightly in a intricately braided single tail behind his head. he is rugged, and has an air of charisma, but not what one would call handsome) 



-- Edited by Cary Storm on Thursday 6th of December 2012 06:43:23 PM

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Selecaf

She fingered the pearl necklace.. remembering with a shudder what she had gone through to get it .
"Two ales lass!"
"All right , I'm coming"
He was there, she recognized the tattoo above his wrist .. a little owl with the word Peep above it.
She caught sight of herself in the glass .. "Not a bad face " she pondered "The hair is funny.. touched by fire , the wildling said". She felt the heat rise as she remembered that night. "Focus!" she thought.
"And what can I get for you m'lord?" she said leaning over, she could feel the weight of her breasts resting on the bar .
"A pint of your finest ... the names Rygar but a pretty lass like you can call me Cig ". He earned this nickname from the white owl cigars he continually smoked.
She got the beer and returned leaning further over and playing with the lace of her bodice.."Anything else Ser?
"Umph!!" Her elbow slipped off the bar.. she stumbled but caught her footing "Seven Hells! I'm no good at this,dam these skirts" She cursed,she could feel the heat rising again"Focus!"she thought again, concentrating on the cool Valerian steel on her thigh.
"The rat faced man knows he's here too " She mused looking over to where he sat hunched over in his hood, just the glint from his beady eyes made her uneasy.
"Seven hells! That other girl seems to have won Rygar's attention ! She then noticed with horror that she was adding something to his drinks.. they caught eyes .. she knew that look.
"This is not good!" and with that Selecaf vanished.



-- Edited by Cary Storm on Thursday 6th of December 2012 06:44:56 PM



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Qeaven

"Another ship that has not returned Ser!, That makes ten in the past fortnight!" exclaimed Piper. The squire did have an a grasp of the completely obvious that was as useless as it was annoying.

"Yes but the premiums have not been paid for this ship either. Our coffers will survive, I assure you." but for how long?

Ships have continued to mysteriously vanish on return trips from the stepstones.  Ser Qeaven Gilder would be running out of gold quickly if he were any other man. But he was of House Gilder. Insuring passages has brought he family vaults large enough to rival those of Casterly Rock.  The family linage can be traced to Lann the Clever on the female end. Much like the rest of Lannisport. But 300 years ago his ancestors offered wagers on shipping voyages.  From that day has House Gilder has been the chief tax payer and leal servant to Casterly Rock.  So the missing ships meant little and less to him.  Except for this one. This was the one that carried his Iron bride

 

 

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aestylla

She closed the door with a sigh and rested on it for a minute while her eyes wondered through the dark, damp, dirty room. They wouldn't think to find her here. And she couldn't leave just yet. "one more day", she muttered to herself while she approached the fire and started unlacing her shirt. "one more day and i'll be finished. Those old decrepit fools hoarding their precious secrets. Let's see what good it does them when the time comes". She used the knife strapped to her leg to cut off the bandages she had used to try and conceal her feminine charms. She was too tired to unwrap them. Then carefully, almost with reverence, she opened her big bag full of herbs and potions, and took out a book. It was a thing of beauty. The shiny cover was made from skagosi human skin completely embroidered with the hair of mad targaryens and decorated with pulverized dragon bones. But the real treasure was inside. In plain ink and obscure words.

Then something jumped out of the bag and almost made her drop the book. "D'fuck u doing there Gaeyom! Don't know you there's dornish people down there? A strange man and a funny looking septa. they won't hesitate to eat you, you know that" "pearl jam" croaked the frog in low pitched whisper. "i know. i like dulce de leche too, but you'll just have to eat flies now. I can't risk them seeing you." She put everything back into the bag and tried to figure out an escape route, something told her she would need one soon. Too many dodgy characters lurking around the place. And her disguise as a man was good enough for those bookworms but she knew she hadn't fool those bright eyed tavern wenches for a minute. And that for money they'd speak.

(the name is aestylla tollettas, and that's all i'll say about her appearance or background. for now... she's in a room on top of the inn where everyone's gathering)



-- Edited by Tir Airgid on Thursday 6th of December 2012 08:21:17 PM

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Septa Marya

Septa Marya seemed distracted as Federyco, unusually talkative, spoke to her. She took advantage of his distraction to look around, as if she knew she was being chased. She surreptitiously stroked a small black bag hanging from her belt and briefly smiled. She looked at Federyco who seemed somewhat excited: “Good. He swallowed the bait”. Her big black eyes wandered somewhere ahead of them. She had found the tavern. When she was close enough to read the name she rolled her eyes and thought: “Moist Kraken, of course”.  Pretending once again Septa Marya said:"This looks like the perfect inn! And what a name: The Moist Kraken".
She saw Federyco smiled and felt guilty. She cared about him and didn´t enjoy having to lie to him. After all, he just wanted to have fun. "Well, maybe he would."

(Septa Marya is a young woman of swarthy skin. She wears an odd head scarf that fails to cover her short brown hair that barely covers the tattoo of a little owl and what looks like a letter P, behind her neck. She wraps herlself in a broad black cloak with strange religious symbols but one can distinguish underneath a rather small, athletic body and the hint of clothes that don´t seem to belong with a Septa).



-- Edited by andrea on Thursday 6th of December 2012 09:03:38 PM

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Jynx

Jynx scurried down from her perch and retrieved her arrow from the carcass. The doe was young, but would have enough meat to last for quite a while, if she dried it properly. Would she have time? She hoped so. The further south she traveled, the smaller and scarcer the game got and the harder it was to stay out of sight. She had enough coin to stay a couple of nights at an inn, but she didn’t want to waste a single copper on food or risk being spotted by the wrong sort of people. As she built a fire, she reflected on what a luxury a soft bed would be tonight. Soon, she promised herself. She hoisted the deer into a tree, wishing she had stayed near the river. Fish were so much simpler. But she had to leave the river to get to her destination. She hoped she wasn’t too late. They would be coming this way soon.



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Selecaf

She ran through the back doors and propped herself up against the Inn wall,sucking in the fresh air. "What are you doing?" She said out loud to no one in particular. "You were giving this task, there's no going back " She thought.She stood a long while , watching people coming and going from the shadows, considering her next move..
She saw a tall , dark man closely followed by a Septa leaving from the back doors as well .. " I need to get out of here .." In fact I need a new personna.. it didn't take long for her as a few steps further there was a body under a tree .. with one quick fluid movement .. she was gone."My name is Selecaf and you will be the first person I will kill today"
" Hmmm another red head! " She quickly changed clothes " No, I'll keep the necklace, I worked hard for that".

 



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Aliza:

The crowd in front of the tavern was restless, the four riders in black had already mounted their horses but were waiting on Rygar and that odd frog-knight to finish talking. The skinny bald man had joined them with his just as skinny mule. Aliza noticed that the septa next to the knight seemed most restless off all, she was the first that noticed six horses approach from the road, the one in front carrying the orange and white sigil of Lord Myrn, "Just in time" Aliza thought "here comes my reward!"

"Halt!" The first guard bellowed, "What business do you have in the lands of Lord Myrn?" Aliza noticed that Rygar gave a sly smile and in a flash, both him and the frog-knight had out their swords..."A battle!" she whspered..."How fu...."

Aliza's eyes dimmed as her neck was pulled back "What in seven hells?" she thought, as her fingers tried to feel what was choking the life out of her, she felt the thinnest rope taught around her neck, she jerked her head back and hit something hard. They both fell into the mud, she could breathe again. She looked up through her watery eyes and saw the tavern wench was quite awake already, fury in her eyes. "Who are you?" Aliza asked.

"My name is Selecaf and you will be the first person I will kill today"

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Potty

The room was crowded and the air was filled with the smell of stew, so rich he could almost taste it on his lips. But those black cloaks were the only thing he saw. It was like the dark clouds of recent days have parted and a rainbow punched him in the face.....just like She did, so many years ago. If the gods are good, She'll punch him again. Some day...
He approached the men with hope in his heart. If they were brothers of the Night's Watch, perhaps they could take him with them. His mule might not keep up with them, but he'd carry that damned animal in his back if he had to. Lucius was the only friend he had left in the world. And Her, if he'd ever find Her alive.
His heart raced as he opened his mouth, and then the words spilled out of him like vomit on a sea voyage. He'd do anything, he told them. He knew the art of healing, and other ones...darker ones, if they wished. Anything to take him and Lucius along.
But the men weren't hearing him. A slender man with handsome features approached them at the same time, and the men in black had eyes eyes only for him. One of them even pushed Potty aside telling him they had no coins for beggars. The handsome man led them outside, but Potty knew he had to follow. When he walked past a tall and elegant olive skinned man on the way out he realized just how ragged he looked. But as he was trailing the men in black outside the tavern, a slimy wet thing landed on top of his bald head. "Just my luck", he thought, now I have birds shitting on me as well. But the cold wet thing wasn't bird poop at all, but a small frog with eyes of emerald. A thing of beauty that fell from the sky. Potty thought it was a good omen and decided to keep it in his pocket. "Now I have two friends" he thought happily as he hurried to get Lucius. He decided to talk to the men in black again. Now, with a donkey and a frog, he would surely command respect.



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Selecaf

" I must continue.. I have been given this task." She herd voices , quickly spun round , "Umph! Dammit! " She fell full length on top of her victim. "Shhh " She held a finger to the dead girls lips.
"Wait, that's the bitch from the bar that took my hit ! " Clutching her pearls she got to her feet and crouched ... "parp! " She quickly regretted the peaspudding lunch.
She waited for her to pass hands whipping around the laces from her old bodice and like a frog she sprang on her back ! They wrestled in the mud .. but she broke free. Turning quickly she said " Who are you?"
"My name is Selecaf and you will be the first person I will kill today"



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Federyco

 

For a moment, Federyco was captivated by the intense gaze of the black haired Ironborn. Was he looking back at him? And then he saw the six henchmen of ... what was that sigil, orange on white? What lord had an orange? How did the sigil song go in the fruits and vegetable verse? "Apple is Fossaway, either Red or Green, Lemons are Sour Dalts, Peaches are Mryn, Plumbs for the Plumms, of course..." Who were oranges again?

 

Those were peaches. it was the despicable Lord Mryn! Federyco pulled his sword, "Happycock" at the same time the Ironborn drew his. But only for a moment; for then he noticed four other men, dressed in black. Night's Watch? Here?

 

Memories came upon him...

 

"He has shamed the whole family! He must take the black!"
"No, he is our son, I cannot live with him at the wall, I will never see him again!"
" But he might as well be dead, someone like him."
"Federyco, you must leave...If you come back my son, our Lord will make you take the Black, or worse!"

And here, now, were Night's Watch. They were after him! Federyco couldn't, mustn't be seen... he ran out the back door, trying to take in who was where (there were bar wenches when he arrived, where were they now?) and he sensed Septa Marya was right behind him, as he exited.

But they were suddenly stopped short, in the alleyway, by a gruesome sight beneath near a tree...



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Aliza:

She pulled out her dagger, and smiled," I get to use it today, my new toy". She studied her enemy, while she looked like the barmaid she disposed easily earlier, she did not seem as dense or slow. She also had red hair, though hers seemed darker.
Aliza's mother said she was "kissed by fire" and would be lucky because of her red hair, "sadly that won't count for you, my dear".

Suddenly the tavern girl "JUMPED" at Aliza, she closed her fist around her dagger hand, her grip impossibly crushing, even though Aliza was a head taller than her. "How was she this strong?", "Get OFF me you BITCH!". Aliza, pulled the girl close and headbutted the her, loosening her grip on her enough to break free.

But as she looked at the girl...her face changed...she laughed and fled into the night....
"Gods, what have I gotten myself into?"







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Selecaf

"This is going to take all my training skills " Thought Selecaf as she ran off .... I need to get back to him. Panting she slowed down . Looked about. She could hear voices in the distance at the front of the inn , she supposed.
Leaning against the narrow street walls a young man passed by ..thinking quickly she shouted after him .. " Hey sweetling " Hoisting up her skirts " Fancy some of this?" The poor boy flushed to his roots." Um yeah !" He came closer she grabbed him between the legs.. "uh" he moaned . She kissed him hard he said " Who, I mean what's your name?"
"My name is Selecaf and you will be the first person I will kill today"....
There was not much time ... she changed into his clothes and using the same Valerian steel , chopped at her hair .. large chunks fell to the ground.
By the time she got back to the Inn , Rygar was passed out , or better still dead! Beside him the Tall man and the cute Septer ... There was something familiar about her face .. no time .. four riders in black and six others were surrounding them.
She went for her knife... wait, where was it? Seven Hells!
As she circled round she backed into the old blacksmiths Noyes.Scrabbling she found something sharp, aimed and threw it at the nearest rider . . .



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Septa Marya

Septa Marya smiles mischievously at Federyco's confusion and knows that he will try to escape. She can´t  lose sight of him, but she has a lot to do. The place is crowded, but Marya quickly recognizes the busty redheaded maid flirting with the man she´s serving a beer: “I know that ass. It´s Selecaf”.  However she fails to recognize the man that from his general appearance can only be from Pyke.When the readhead clumsily stumbles on her skirt, Marya spies her pearl necklace. Septa Marya bites her lips: “Bitch, that´s my necklace”. When she is about to pounce on the busty maid, she sees Federyco trying to escape through the back door and follows him instead. As they come out of the tavern, four men in  black enter.  At her last peek inside of the tavern, she catches a glimpse of a… Mouse? This is no time to worry about mice, she must stop Federyco and surprise the red busty wench who has not recognized her.



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Marya walks behind Federyco while looking around for the busty redhead. Suddenly Federyco screams in terror, she'd never heard a scream like that before.  "Ugh Federyco, I'm sure it's just a mouse. Let me see."  She walks over to a nearby tree and sees a woman's body, but can´t see her face in the shadows. She kneels next to the body.  Federyco gasps "What is, WHAT IS IT???"  Marya, perplexed, does not respond, then says "Let´s go back inside."

Federyco yells "Noooo! The Night's Watch"  Marya rolls her eyes.  "There are no Crows. Please Federyco, be quiet."  Federyco refuses to move and looks defiant.  Marya looks furiously at him and hisses a gypsy Septa curse:  “A river  of shit will find us in this blind alley Federyco. Under the tree is a dead wench. A FACELESS WENCH. What do you prefer now?”  Federyco, loses his mind: "Whaa? No no no "  Realizing that he is very nervous, Marya gently pushes him forward.  “Shhhhh, ok, calm down. We´ll go to the front of the tavern."  Marya walks in front of Federyco to protect him.  As they round the front of the tavern, Marya sees movement. The men in black are preparing  their saddles. Federyco, distracted with something, seems to quickly forgot what just happened. She takes advantage of the distraction to look for  the red-haired maid. But there´s no sign of her. As if she had disappeared into thin air.  “I want my pearls. Maldición.”



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As the men in black were mounting their horses, the brave, handsome ironborn looked at Federyco to and seemed be whispering a familiar slogan under his breath, with a wink and a smile. Federyco realized he'd seen him somewhere before sometime earlier. 


Just as suddenly, Lord Myrn's men came into view again. "Halt!" they called to the group. "What business do you have in the lands of Lord Myrn?" This puzzled Federyco, because they were in Oldtown, owned by the Hightowers. Unless maybe Myrn owned the tavern. In which case, why would he want to keep people from his tavern? Curiouser and curiouser.

"What do you think he meant by the lands of Lord Myrn?" he said to Septa Marya.

Before she could answer, however, the handsome ironborn fell to the ground. "No!" Federyco called out and stood over him. "Septa, to me!" A horse suddenly bucked and tossed a black rider. One of the Peach knights clutched his neck and a nasty gurgling sound emerged from his throat--a metal object was sticking out of it. The fallen black rider had an axe in his hand and attacked one of the peach knights.

Suddenly, the two groups were at each other's throats. Federyco sheathed his sword and said to Septa Marya, "Help me get him away!"



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He did not expect them to find him so soon.  Someone in Pentos must have been hired to follow him and sent word that he would be on the next ship leaving for Oldtown.  Damn you Lord Dryden, he thought.  Rygar knew he was the perfect scapegoat. His outburts of displeasure over Silvara's marriage to Dryden was certainly common knowledge.  One does not threaten Lord Dryden in his presence if they wish to live much long after.  The two men Dryden dispatched in an attempt to rectify his insolence proved that theory false.  The first man died within in seconds, his head severed from his shoulders in two quick slashes.   The second proved more formidable.  He admired him, still trying to fight even after being gutted.  A worthy victim for the Drowned God.  There was no river or lake nearby to provide a proper sacrifice, but it was raining, and there was mud.  Rygar focused on his eyes as he stuffed the wet earth into the man's mouth and watched the light fade as he slowly suffocated. 

"Come with us," said the first man in black, "And do not resist".  Rygar finished his beer in one swig and stood up, laughing at them fliching as he turned around quickly.  "Ha, no worries, I will not resist" as they walked out the door.

There was some commotion going on at the back of The Moist Kraken that Rygar could not make out.   Immediately he looks around for Dryden but he is not to be seen.  Near the entrance a knight and a septa approach.  Odd.

 "So, are you guys looking for me to blow you or what? I don't do circle jerks either.  However, I can say that the red heads inside give the best head".   "No", said the shortest man in the group, "We are here for the murderer of our Lord's wife".  "Really?", replied Rygar, "then you best seek out for your Lord as I had nothing to do with it".  He eyes the knight and makes out his sigil.  He mutters under his breath with a sly grin, "Adios Sapitos". 

Six riders approach.  Lord Myrn's men.  Now this is interesting, he thinks. "Halt!" a guard bellowed, "What business do you have in the lands of Lord Myrn?".  Rygar unsheathes his sword in a flash.  He attempts to reach the first man in black, the element of surprise due to this new distraction as his ally, but he stumbles backward.  His head spins from the flurry of his actions as if drunk.  Only four ales, he thinks, I can't be drunk.  The sensation gets worse and he loses his sword.  Rygar falls to his knees as the world around him continues to spiral.  He hears muffled crys but can not focus.  The earth comes up hard and dry and darkness soon follows, no sacrifice for the Drowned God.    

 

 

  

 



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Everything happened in a leap of a frog. A group of mean looking riders carrying an orange-and-white banner had also arrived at the scene, and seemed to have take an issue with the Crows, because suddenly one of the Crows fell to the ground like a bag of potatoes. This made Potty remember sunnier days in a sunnier time when he and his father would ride through the fields of potatoes that surrounded the Grassy Vale. His father would tell him stories of the time the Gottys served as Stewards to the Durrendon kings of old. He snapped out of his reverie just in time to witness a scene that seemed to be taken right out of Maester Slartibartfast's guide tome "Tricks the Seven play on us and How to avoid being shat on in the process."

Chaos followed. The handsome man had also collapsed but just as one of the crows tried to grab him, the dall dark man he went past earlier and the small septa he had with him cut him off. While the tall man was trying to move the other one on his feet, the septa sent the Crow to the ground with a well placed pinch on the neck. Potty watched in despair as the remaining men were slashing and hacking at each other, falling like flies in a pumpkin soup. "But these are men of the Night's Watch", Potty thought. "Whoever is mad enough to attack them will stop at nothing. They might even go after me....and Lucius...and Froggy!" He had to flee. He quickly got hold of Lucius's reins and scurried around the back, only to bump into a tall and luscious red haired tavern wench who was watching the scene attentively. Potty stumbled and made his apologies as a few of his boxes of powder fell off of him. He didn't seem to notice though, and edged Lucius onward. But just as he was making his way round the stables he felt someone clutching the back of his robes. "I am never getting out of here", he thought miserably....





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"Her prize was gone!" By the time she got another view of the sight in front of the tavern, the mummers farce had seemingly concluded itself, now two of the black riders were dead on the ground and so were four of Lord Mryn's men.
"Not good, not good", she worried. She could not go back to Lord Myrn now, she would probably be blamed for this massacre, worse she had nothing to show for it. "The others take you Rygar! Gods help you if I ever see you again!" she grumbled. Better cut her losses and leave this cursed town.

Oldtown was done for anyways, she had cut her ties with this place long ago, all her belongings were always packed in two saddlebags on Shadow at all times. Money was not really an issue, she was a frugal girl and had enough gold dragons to buy her own keep if she wished, but she was young, and Westeros was so full of adventure. "But where to go?" she pondered.
She walked Shadow out of the stables when she saw that odd, thin man sitting on the floor and the ugliest mule she had ever seen. He was rubbing his head "maybe he got hurt in the melee" she thought. He saw her and got up, flustrered and offered his excuses. "Oh you won't be excused silly man, you will be my ticket to adventure" she thought slyly.

She walked over once he dusted himself off "Excuse me, would you happen to be traveling North? Maybe you would like to share the road for a bit? I know these parts can be mighty dangerous for a woman venturing all alone by herself".
The man's eyes widened and could not seem to utter a word, but he smiled. "Excellent" she thought "hook...line and sinker".






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Potty:

The sacarynne was gone! That was one of his most precious powders, he needed to get it back somehow.

He remembered that horrible sea voyage and how he almost ended up in the belly of a kraken. It must have been a kraken, but nobody would believe him. He was returning from Torvos where he went to visit a sick aunt. He lured him by telling him she owned a public bath house, which would have been perfect for his incipient rheumatism, but instead it turned out his aunt was the head of a criminal organization dealing with hallucinogenic powders, and only needed Potty to get them inside the Citadel. Poor aunt Milfred didn’t even know he abandoned his maester training, and he could not bring himself to tell her. So there he was, on the journey back, with a stack of saccaryne in his cabin. By the end of that voyage, all that was left of that ship was a few scattered planks and Gotty, shipwrecked on a small island in the Bay of Crabpeople. The box of sacarynne that he managed to save helped him survive for a whole week, but also kept his member stiff for days, which hurt, and sent him visions of a small pale man with dragonglass on his eyes trying to teach him how to dance in a so called “Gangnam style”.


But now the gods had sent him another vision, only this one took the form of the voluptuous red-haired woman he thought he saw earlier, and the sacarynne dissipated into the air like a parp, spread too thinly over a crowded room. He had never seen such beauty. Her eyes were the color of a young ogre, and reminded him of the little frog he found and lost, just like everything else in his life.
He thought of the Wall, and a dark, damp room that would not leave his memory. He was also heading North, and no one had been so kind to him in weeks. “M…my lady…I..I would be happy to share the road with you. I fear my old mule might not keep up with that beautiful beast of yours for long though. Should we look into finding a ship? The name is Gotty. Potty Gotty. And...and I’m heading North...as further North as it gets"...



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Federyco bent his knees and wrapped his arms around the limp chest of the handsome ironborn. He was heavy with all his belongings, but there was no time to waste, the soldiers were distracted fighting each other. “Marya, push, with all your might!” 

Federyco admired his little friend, timid as she was, nevertheless she helped get the limp frame of the ironborn onto his shoulders.  Federyco grunted and dead-lifted him.  “Lead me away, Septa.”

“This way!” Marya called back, as she disappeared down the street.  Federyco tried to move as fast as he could, but suddenly he felt a tug on the body of the young man. But he was holding tightly to him, and swiftly turned, using the young man's feet as a weapon, crashing them into the peach-and-chevron garbed Myrn henchman.  “I am sorry, my friend, but that will hurt when you awaken.” 

Federyco then returned to his course, and bounded in the direction the Septa went. 

1227566?AWSAccessKeyId=1XXJBWHKN0QBQS6TGPG2&Expires=1355961600&Signature=PQpvCYfoQRYoqCZfsHaiTCj93cw%3DAs soon as he had turned a curve, he saw her waiting, and when she acknowledged seeing him, she said, “Follow me, I found a place.”  

They went down a tight alley that opened to a courtyard, in the middle of which arose a marble fountain. “Set him down here.” she said.

He laid him down with a bit more than a thud than he intended, and grimaced in response.  “So sorry, my friend,” Federyco said to the limp body.  What shall we do? 

“Well met!” a woman's voice suddenly cried out and Federyco turned to see... a young man? “My name is Philipe, but you can call me Peep.  We need to get out of here. Once they realize what has happened, nowhere will be safe.”

Federyco looked at Septa Marya, who returned his gaze. They both turned back to Peep at the same time. "'We?'" 

He added, "What a presumptuous young man you are. We don't even know you or from whence you come."  He paused a moment, reflectively, then added, "But, of course, 'we' need to get him out of here." 

Septa Marya was looking at the young man sideways, but Federyco ignored that. “Let us not be rude, then.  I am Ser Federyco Pepae, and this is my loyal companion...” Federyco felt a tugging on his tunic.  Annoyed, he continued, “...Septa Marya.  Where do you propose 'we' go?”  

A sigh erupted from his companion, at the same moment a moan arose from the handsome young ironborn.



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The sun had not yet risen when Wimpa rose from the flea-infested straw bed in the tiny loft at the Moist Kracken to start the next leg of her journey. She gathered her meager belongings in her burlap sack, dressed in the shabby faded red robes of the god R'hllor, covered those with the brown drab tunic that helped her blend in with the small folk, and headed down to the kitchen of the tavern where the bakers were already beginning the morning routine of baking bread for hungry travelers. As her store of coin was getting light, she said to the baker, "I will gladly pay you tomorrow for a wheel of cheese today," and accepted the small wheel of cheddar to add to a few loafs for her journey. She would not be there tomorrow though, as she headed out to the stable and chose a large mare that was most likely left behind by the a dead tavern patron to take her onward. She saddled up and walked the mare out of the tavern grounds before mounting the beast, slowly trotting away so as not to make either dust nor sound in her wake. West and north, and away from the King's Road she rode, thinking she would find her way to the westerlands where some minor lordlings had been fighting amongst themselves, the most likely place to find her man. He would blend easily with other soldiers, she knew, and would work his way up the ranks to get close to his target. She would do the same, but in the guise of a priestess would be immune from too many questions and too much unwanted attention. Men will share their deepest fears and their most closely guarded secrets while in prayer, and a septa could learn much by listening. Picking through slowly through the forest would be safer for a woman alone, and so Wimpa headed for the nearest grove of trees. "Listen and learn," she mumbled to herself as she cautiously she made her way north-west.

 

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Ser Qeaven realized that the time had come set forth. If Piper was ever to become a knight he must have hunting ability.  At ten and 2 he was man physically. Broad of shoulder and man amongst boys. But as bright as a crows cloak. At sword and spear he could rival most landed knights. But land is something Piper Hill would never know. Even if he was endowed a great castle in the morning. He would have been swindled out of it that afternoon.

"Sunrises are quite similar to sunsets, my lord.  Just the wrong way"

 The sunrise blinded them as the Gold Road winded out before them.  Ser Keaven could agree with that. It did feel wrong. Legends of witches and haunted woods had never bothered him before.



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Aestylla Tollettas couldn't believe her eyes. Gaeyom had just leapt throught the open window and landed on top of that ghastly beggar. And stayed with him! She was completely puzzled. Gaeyom had always shied away from all other humans, avoiding them at all costs. There was only one thing that could tempt him enough to abandon its natural catiousness... Sacarynne. The most dangerous substance known to man. But it couldn't be, could it? How could that poor beggar afford such a rare, precious drug? And she'd heard the last shipment coming from Torvos never made it to Westeros. The ship had encounter a storm and was never seen again. That didn't matter, anyways, she had to get Gaeyom back. She quickly clasped her tight fake maester chain and held on her breath while she wrapped her breast again, when all of a sudden she realized the door had been opened a while back and there stood the town biggest gossip, mouth wide open, looking like a wild hen.
 
"Maester Paessymus?", she muttered.
"Oh, bollocks!" Her cover blown, she had to get out of there. Fast. She quickly donned the maester's robe over her head, grabbed her bag and scooted downstairs. She'd heard a screech near the back door, so she chose the front door. There was a fight going on, but that wouldn't be a problem. Those metalheads would never pay much attention to a maester. The dornish and the tavern wenches were there, but if she mind her own business they wouldn't see her, they were all fussing around some unconscious guy. She noticed something shiny on the ground, buried in a puddle of blood and mud... A pearl necklace! Without thinking twice, she took it and head towards the stables where she'd since the beggar with her frog. The bastard was heading off on a mule. With HER frog!

She run to him, managing to grab him from the robe before he could get his mule to move, and while he turned around to see who she was, she knocked him over the head with her heavy bag. That'll teach him to steal from a thief. She rummaged his bag, and sure enough, there was Gaeyom, croaking happily, its tongue all blue from the sacarynne. Unbelievable. There was a little box full of the stuff there. She took it while Gaeyom leapt to her shoulders and burped a puffy, contented "parp". She pondered whether to take the mule, but she'd seen a strong white horse with the seven pointed star mark tied next to the dornish lord's horse. She made her way to it past the fighting soldiers and in two minutes she was galloping out of Oldtown, heading north, one step closer to going back home to Shanty Lard in the Vale of Arryn. She'll have to do without the glass candles she'd thought to steal the following day, but she didn't mind. she didn't think she'd have ever been able to make those work anyways.



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When the fighting was done, not one of the soldiers survived.
I need to find him.The Septa and the tall man took him .

She searched around and found the three over by the fountain.

Wiping her hands on her pants , she strode over , trying to be as manly as her womanly curves would allow!
Rygar seemed to be coming round.
" Well met " *cough* deeper. " Well met, My name is Philipe but you can call me Peep"

Both the Septer and Ry ... looked at her oddly .Weird.
"We need to get him out of here, Once they realise what has happened here, no where will be safe"

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The smell in the Moist Kraken was a scent she was familiar with, the smell of deception. Wimpa (the Faceless Woman Jacqui H'ghar, in disguise as a poor travelling septa) knew the stench well...it was her stock in trade after all. Few there that evening were really as they seemed. But sometimes it's best to keep your head down and attend to your stew, even when the world is crumbling around you. This way you can see who comes out on top, and align yourself accordingly. So Wimpa paid no attention to the sounds of fighting outside the tavern, assessing that the fight would soon be over by the sounds of groans and cries of those on the losing end. She would spend a quiet night in with the tavern fleas, sleep more soundly once the crowd had been thinned out, and be on her way when the sun rose. There would certainly be warm bread and honey to be had on the way out of the tavern, and perhaps a wheel of cheese to take along on the quest for her missing spouse, the other JH, a Nameless and Faceless Man of Braavos. One more sip of mead, and off upstairs to a bed of straw and fleas. Perhaps one of the losers will have left a sound horse in the stable.

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The events precipitated beyond Septa Marya´s control. While Federyco´s words still echoed in her head: "What do you think he meant by the lands of Lord Myrn” he was already calling her again…whilst fondling a defenseless and apparently drunken man  in the middle of a fight between soldiers. “Whatevs, have fun mah friend”. To get to him she had to use a pair of her “estrellitas”.  A neck here and another there: two dead men. That fast. Federyco blurted out a couple of orders, and a few seconds later the three of them were all in a courtyard next to a fountain. Marya sees the face of the young drunk man and winks to Federyco: “Oh good job Pepe, he´s a handsome Ironborn”. “Do I know him? Nah”, thinks the Septa. Suddenly, out of nowhere, she hears the voice of a woman who calls herself like a man. “Peep?” She´s nothing but a lad  with a horrible red wig. Marya looks at her companion: “Did he said Peep?”. But within seconds Federyco is already making plans with the stranger. Marya is suspicious, as always, and tries to dissuade him but it's late. Sigh. "I'll get the horses, follow me," says Marya still staring at the lad with the red wig.

The horses are gone. Her beautiful Babieca, the white horse with seven stars tattooed. "Babieca, as white as my pearls". She sighs. Marya takes three horses that belonged to the now-dead men in black and brings them up to where Federyco is with the two young men. The drunkard looks awake now. While Federyco and the lad argue with each other to decide who will load the handsome Ironborn onto a horse, Marya fumbles with the money in her bra. “Federyco, we´re going to the harbor. Now. Síganme los buenos”. She allows them to take the lead, only to look back wistfully at the Moist Kraken for the last time.

She pouts: "Where are you, necklace?"



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He opened his eyes, the spinning had stopped but this was now replaced by a pounding in his head that felt as if 20 dwarfs were jousting on pigs. He recognizes the voice of Federyco, but he isunsure of the other two. One must be the septa he saw with the Knight. "Federyco, we´re going to the harbor. Now. Síganme los buenos" said an unknown voice.

His movements were sluggish as he tried to rise up and locate his sword. He finds it right next to him. "No", Rygar says hoarsly. "They will be watching the docks." He looks around and sees his old friend, the Septa and an unknown man. "Beunos Tardis. Amigo Sapito" he says as he raises and claps Federycos hand. "Now, tell me what happened and who are your companions?"



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After travelling for weeks to get this far, Jynx’s patience was beginning to wear thin. She was so close to her destination, but she didn’t dare go any closer to town. He would come past this spot on the Gold Road. He had to. And when he did, she would be ready. This was the perfect location for an ambush. There were craggy outcroppings on either side of the road and plenty of trees for cover. There were several places where Jynx could hide her diminutive frame from sight, yet still have a clear view of the road in both directions. There were many travelers on the Gold Road, as well as Lannister guards. She didn’t like being near this much traffic, especially since she was alone.


Jynx was sharpening Karma, her short sword, when she heard horses approaching again. Hopefully this time her horse wouldn’t whinny to them. She had left the horse farther from the road after near-discovery by a Lannister patrol yesterday. She hoped she wouldn’t need to make a quick getaway. Unlikely. Jynx was confident in her skills to keep her out of trouble. Her green eyes narrowed and her heart beat faster as she realized that the wagon with the garish red paint coming into sight was the one she had been told to look for. And there were only two men accompanying it…her intended target, DB, was in the wagon with a companion on horseback. She needed to stop the wagon without killing DB.  Jynx sheathed her sword, got her bow ready and put a perfectly round rock into her slingshot. As soon as the wagon was in range, she launched her rock at DB’s head. Before the companion could react, she grabbed her bow and put an arrow in his chest. Jynx jumped down to intercept the wagon, which was still moving, even though DB was slumped over and the reins were slack. Everything was going perfectly for once.  As she stopped the wagon, Jynx heard more horses approaching. Four Lannister guards were approaching, swords in hand. Jynx tried to scramble for cover, as she nocked another arrow. She took one out of the guards, but the others were coming too fast. Jynx drew her sword, mumbled a quick prayer to the old gods, and prepared to defend herself.



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The screams could be heard a mile off. Ser Qeaven urged his large destrier to a gallop. Piper, gifted on horseback, was already far ahead. Paying no mind to the possible danger. "The boy has no mind to pay", muttered the knight. But they were still in the Westerlands. The taxes paid to the Lannisters made sure that laws were followed on the Gold road. It was said that a man could make his trail with nuggets and retrieve them on the return journey.

As he came down into the stream bed he saw the cart overturned. Piper was still horseback with steel drawn. One Lannister man-at-arms was laying on his back, screaming. Whether it was from half a crushed skull or the well developed belly wound that left him a mess of red ropes, it was unknown. But this man was dying. Keaven touched a gauntlet to his shoulder. Piper's blade flashed and the screaming stopped.

The sound in the woods was clear. " This wagon would have been guarded by four men-at-arms. The others must be in the bush." They could hear the sounds of the men trying to pin the little wench down. Three grown men could not have pinned this one down if the had tried. "The price for raping is not cheap in the Westerlands." Called down Ser Keavan. "but its doesn't seem like the three of you could even accomplish that. Piper would you be so kind? The big squire quickly relieved them of their heads.

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Picking her way slowly through the forest, Wimpa noticed a flock of birds suddenly moving out of the treetops, squawking loudly. Other small creatures on the ground were following along, moving away from the road and past her and Brownie, her newly adopted mare. At the same moment she heard the clash of steel on steel, the groans and shouts of another violent encounter of opposing groups. She paused and listened.

"Well, somebody's been surprised on the road that lays about a mile northeast," she thought. Now I know with a certainty that these lands are scouted by Lord Tywin's men. Wondering who the victor had been, Wimpa continued on her way slowly, parallel to the road but far enough distant to stay invisible with her drab brown horse and even drabber brown cloak and boots. Lucky for Wimpa, Brownie seemed to be the quiet type and had not given away her position as the day wore on and she picked her way through the forest on tiny hunting trails and climbing over exposed tree roots.

"Good girl Brownie, you're sure-footed and quiet, the gods have smiled on me this day," Wimpa mumbled softly while leaning down to pat her nag's neck reassuringly. Just then an arrow whizzed past her ear, and she turned her head in the direction it came from just in time to see and hear the motion of a shrub as a concealed assailant scampered away. Quickly stopping her charge and circling back a few feet to find the arrow, she ducked behind a large pine and found the quiver stuck in a branch. She saw it was plain, not elaborately carved or painted. Surely the weapon of a low-born hunter with dim sight thinking she and Brownie might be a stag? Or had she been discovered by a townsman rattled by local skirmishes into shooting at anything that moved in the forest? Picking up the arrow and staying behind the pine for cover, Wimpa considered her options. Sometimes standing still to blend with the forest was the best option. She began to hear voices, and they were coming closer. Steadily and stealthily, she tied Brownie to a low hanging branch a few yards away and pulled her short-sword and dagger while seeking cover within a large shrubby tree nearby. Crouching within the low tree branches, she was practically invisible. She squinted her eyes to obscure their bright blue color so as not to give herself away, and pulled her hood tight to cover her sandy blonde hair and pale skin. Petite of build and crouched low, she could almost be a broken branch hanging near the ground, and then next to her feet she saw something sparkle. Reaching out to push it with her dagger, she saw that it was the end of a strand of pearls. She began pulling the end the necklace with her right hand, seeing it emerge from the dirt as if it had been buried for safekeeping. "Ha," she thought, "this day has some surprises yet." Shoving the strand into an inner pocket, Wimpa waited as the voices grew nearer. With the sun high in the sky, the shadows were darker, and she may go un-noticed if the bowman has taken his party and gone the other way.



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"Beunos Tardis. Amigo Sapito. Now, tell me what happened and who are your companions?" the handsome ironborn asked...or more so slurred. Federyco raised one eyebrow at the man, who only mere moments ago, was lying prone on the ground. Why was this man addressing him in such a familiar manner? Did he actually know him, or was the ironborn mistaking him for...no, he called him "sapito". 

"What happened is that you were not very long ago unconcious and on the ground by a tavern, and now the Septa and I have brought you to safety, and now we are all of us, you, Septa Marya and myself, in the gravest of dangers, except only this young man Pipp here who was probably not yet seen." The ironborn put his hand on his head and his eyes rolled up in his head; while Federyco and Peep both reached out to hold him up. 

"Federyco, listen!" Septa Marya suddenly cried out, and they all heard a sound of several angry voices getting near. 

"But you, sir, should get on this horse at once and we must now depart!" Turning to Marya, "The harbor, you say?" 



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Before returning to Ser Keaven's side and the scrum that followed, Piper had a moment where he thought he saw a stag in the woods. He loosed an arrow, but then the brown flash was gone, so he would have to hunt again for their supper that night...but as the day was only half over, there would be time for that. And now, he heard Ser Keaven's call, what...and then it was done. "Damn I'm good," thought Piper, as Ser Keaven nodded his approval and the heads rolled on the ground. The lady appeared unhurt.


Wimpa

While listening in a crouched position, Wimpa thought the voices were now becoming more distant. Whew! They hadn't seen her. So she returned her eyes to the ground, and scratched away with her dagger to see if there was anything else where the pearls had been. Luck! A bag of coins, 5 gold stags, 10 silvers, and 20 coppers...well a tavern could not be far away for tonight, and now the coin was at hand for all she could desire to strengthen herself for whatever would come. If she could avoid any unneccesary encounters...



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Her new companion on the road barely said a word. Aliza became good at reading people, you need to tell a lot about a man by just looking at him so you can know what you can take. This one was a cypher however, she took him for a fool at first, but the way he and his suprisingly agile mule handled the road impressed her, his eyes caught a couple of bandits hiding in the hedges down the road and steered them down a side path before they even saw them coming.

Potty said he knew a captain in Old Oak that would give them passage as far as Seagarden, then they would have to cross The Twins and take the Kingsroad and continue North. Surely they would see many other towns, keeps and castles along the way.

She knew they did not allow women at the wall, but she did not travel there just to see the mightiest structure in Westeros, she wanted to venture *past* it. As a child she loved the stories and songs of the terrors that lay in the lands beyond the Wall, the thrill of something truly dark and terrifying is what sent her heart racing, just like other girls do when they think about handsome heroic knights.

She was not scared, but excited,"kissed by fire" is what her mother used to say "you will always be lucky my child", she has made it this far on her own....time to see what her luck would bring next.



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"This is ridiculous! " Selecaf shouted ..." Let's just get him on the dam horse !"
"Can you ride Ser?"
"I'll Bloody well ride out of here!"Muttered Rygar , Still fuzzy but getting stronger by the minute.
" I suggest Brightwater keep for now.. then we can rethink.. but it must be NOW"
"Why the hell am I doing this " she thought ... " I need this man dead and I'm saving his neck, it is a pretty neck tho , in that sweaty V ... "

She managed to help Federyco with Rygar onto a horse, Marya too . "Must remember my manners , why do I know her face, she smells good too"She pondered.
As she helped her to her saddle the septa's robes swung open slightly and she got a glimpse of scarlet satin ... "there's something funny going on here " were her last thoughts as she herd shouts behind her. Quickly she bounded onto her horse, dug in her heels " Away!" The sound of hoofs on cobbles rang round the courtyard .They were off.Selecaf put her hand in her pocket to fondle the pearls for luck "Fuck!!!! they're gone!"


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The Lannister man Jynx had shot was screaming as he bled out. Jynx couldn’t even hear him. She was trying to beat a hasty retreat as the other three men approached. The crags on either side of the road were suddenly working against her. Two men approached her straight on while the third flanked her. She could see in their eyes that they had more than apprehending her on their minds. She cursed and slashed at them to keep them at bay, but she knew she was in trouble. Her bravado was quickly giving way to fear as her sword was knocked from her hand. She could smell foul breath and body odor as the men got closer and tried to grab her.

She didn’t notice the lone rider galloping towards her until he gutted the first of the Lannister men. He was a young man with golden hair, barely of age. But he knew how to use a sword. An older man rode up behind him, bellowing something to the men with a twist of a smile. It was unintelligible to Jynx, who was on the edge of panic. Blood spattered across her tunic as the youngster beheaded the second man. He made it look easy. She took advantage of the distraction to scramble backwards and recover her sword.

As the last of the Lannister men was dispatched by the youngster, the older man held out his hand to Jynx. His face softened as he asked, “is it done?” Jynx reluctantly took his hand and composed herself, sheathing her sword and trying to smooth out her clothes, which were torn and spattered with Lannister blood. “My thanks for your kind assistance, Ser.” She turned to the younger man and thanked him as well. Her head was spinning. How was she going to explain what was going on to these men? How could she get them to go away so that she could search the wagon and interrogate DB? What a disaster.


She spun on her heel and walked towards the wagon. “I will see if any of these men need medical assistance. Please get the authorities,” she ordered. As she approached the wagon, she could see that DB had been crushed by one of the horses as the wagon overturned. Did he still live? She rushed to his side and pretended to examine him, frisking his body to find the object she had searched so long and hard to retrieve. It wasn’t there. Maybe it was hidden in the wagon. She shook DB’s limp body. “Where is it?” She realized he was lifeless. “Oh, kraken piss,” she cursed. She realized that the two men were staring at her quizzically, not making any move to leave. Should she leave? Maybe she could double back and search the wagon later. Should she trust them? Damn DB!  She needed the kraken, and she needed it now!



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As the days passed, Potty's initial awkardness and clumsiness began to peel off of him like layers from an onion. Aliza's constant presence steadied his step and sharpened his wits. Her name reminded him of the arm breeze that would cloak Gottyguard every summer.
They hunted chinchillas by day and invent strange languages by night, when Aliza's insomnia would keep them both awake.
One stormy night, as they were feeding the leftovers of Potty's chinhillas stew to Lucious and Shadow, Aliza asked him what did he hope to find up North. Potty hesitated, bt something in her eyes was so inviting, something in her smile was so exiting, that something in his heart told him....nonsensical things, like doobie-doobie-doo, but also that she should know the truth.
"There was a woman once, in Mole Town. One night, not unlike this one, she told me of her childhood. She was born beyond the Wall, you see. What she saw there, somehere, burried deep in the snow...I laghed it off then, when I was young. But it never left my mind all these years, just like she never left. I heard whispers of it again, about a year ago. Some drunken sailor, a foolish iron man venturing too far up North. I wouldn't believe it when I as young - but I want to believe it now."
They sat down while he talked, and now they were both bent over the small fire that Aliza managed to start. Her eyes glowed in the dark like flames of wildfire. His head felt heavy.
"They both claimed to have seen it. Abandoned, frosted....dragon eggs, Aliza."



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"Federyco, listen!" Said Septa Marya, "Someone is coming! Gallop!". But Federyco is in the clouds, he raised the Ironbron onto his horse and sat behind him. Septa Marya knows that heavenly face very well. “His lance is up”. Septa Marya hisses another gypsy curse she knows Federyco dreads: “Federyco, hombre, vamos pues, que se te caiga el kraken a trozos” ("Federyco, c´mon now man, may your kraken fall to pieces"). "Stop, stop. Get off of that horse, you two are too heavy and we need to go faster”. Like emerging from a dream Federyco reluctantly accepts. In just seconds they change horses. Marya mounted in front of the young man to whom hooked from her waist to his belt with a bloodstained handkerchief (symbol of losing her virginity to someone).“To Brighwater then. Arre horsey!”. The three of them gallop like the wind.

Soon, in Honeywine road, they have left the shouting behind and changed the step when they reach the Honeywine river. They let the horses drink. Marya spoke to Peep: “YOU, get down there and fill the leather flagons in the river”. Marya followed him with her eyes. Even his gait was feminine. But a woman would never wear a wig so awful. Nice burgundy crimson Color Charm, though”

The lad returned with the water. Marya turns and offer her leather flagon to Rygar. "Drink. Tell me your real name and where you came from again? The young man drinks a little and mumbles "Where are we?". "Never mind, we're safe for now. Here, you carry the water. Whatever you do Ironborn , do not touch the kerchief on my head, it brings bad luck, if you don´t have that already. You smell like sea ... and bad news".

They follow the Honeywine road, enjoying the sunset. Septa Marya feels peaceful for the first time. Without realizing she begins to sing an old and tragic Gypsy song called "Caress my face" that she believes only Federyco knows and, of course, he´s already clapping like a true gypsy.

(please listen her sing here "Caress my face" Septa Marya doesn´t have those boobs tho)

(And this are the lyrics: Caress my face: But tell me who I am/the one who´s singing when crying/that laughs at the moments/when the grief drowns me. And caress my face!/you see me crying and you feel nothing. I gave thanks to life/because I have what I want/someone that longs for me/even from the heavens/ wounds heal/appearing in my dream/and sometimes gets sad/know that I miss him/ And loving/you learn to love by loving/and loving/and you learned nothing/and loving you/I gave what I had/and loving/and I have nothing.)



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Federyco found himself clapping to the hypnotic music that the septa was singing as she rode in front of the young ironborn man, riding the black draft horse. It was good because he had been feeling unusually pensive and thoughtful; quieter than he usually was. He was still unsure about the young man with the mop of reddish hair, and why he took an interest in the group. He was also feeling attached to the Ironborn, and had not yet figured out from whence he knew him. 

As soon as the song was over it was starting to get dark.  The brown and white mare he was on was starting to become agitated, no surprise given that they had stolen the animals, although the animals had been fairly pliant before.. They were probably hired horses, and not tied to the men in black...but some stables were going to be concerned about their property at some point. "We may wish to put a halt to our travels for the time, to give our horses a rest. I have not noticed many farmers out at this hour, and I have seen some quiet structures in the distance. We should no doubt put down for the night."



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"YOU go get the water! Who in seven hells does she think she is ? I should just do them all now, but that would not be good" She thought as they meandered on there way, the Septa singing quietly up ahead. She already regretted killing the boy, just for his clothes, but time was of the essence. " I am no-one" she reminded herself.
Finally they came to a halt.Rygar slid effortlessly from his shared horse and announced to anyone who had a care " This kraken! needs a gypsies kiss!" Marya flashed him a filthy look and muttered something..
Fed suggested they bed down for the night at an unused farm. " I suppose they'll want me to find them food, not one of them look like they could find wild mushrooms or berries let alone catch fish from that stream"
"YOU go get the water! " Marya said again.Muttering to herself she took the skins off her, "Yes m'lady" She even tugged her forelock as the common folk did! There was that smell again.. Sweet ,like caramel..Plodding down to the stream it hit her, "Biscuits! By the old Gods and the new It's Gypsy Rose Lea! Oh! The pearls! Tough, they're gone now, this is worth sticking around for.."
She found herself laughing so hard at the situation she lost her footing and fell head first into the stream, when she looked up they were all roaring with laughter, then it turned to shock, not Rygar though, he had a glint in his eye..
She looked down and her soaked clothes now clung to her womanly curves. " Dammit!" She cursed " The game is up, I can't change my face tho' Gypsy will recognize me .."
With head held high she strode back up the bank , proudly thrusting her breasts before her, the others still laughing,to her horror Rygars pants were bulging" She threw the skins at Rygar and stormed off into the woods to calm down ..
Grabbing his crotch he shouted after her " Come on sweetling, this Kracken won't bite! He's got testicles not tentacles! He'll squirt you some nice white ink!"
"Argh! Fuck Rygar, Fuck Gypsy and Fuck the Pearls!"

(Note: Cockney rhyming slang.. Gypsy Rose Lea = Tea. Gypsy's kiss= piss. )








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Wimpa began to hear the sound of water, she stopped Brownie for a second to listen hard. Yes, the Honeywine must be close by, and a tavern where she could rest for the night for a copper. Good thing that Westeros was not such a foreign place now, after several trips across the Narrow Sea either with or for her Faceless husband. "Jak, Jak, where are you?" she thought, "in trouble again no doubt." She had received a raven 3 moons past, and knew that the silence that followed could only mean one thing…he's in a dungeon again. And how to get him out this time? She would have to use the septa ruse to get close with the castle guards, then a plan would emerge, it always did. Find a disgruntled low-born would-be knight, and see where promises can get you. But first, feed and water for the horse, and a bed and cup of stew for Wimpa, her stomach was beginning to grumble. She took a slow trot to the water, approaching cautiously and checking for company before reaching the water's edge. Good, nobody here, she could water Brownie for a minute before looking for a tavern. After watering Brownie and splashing her face with water, the pseudo-septa trotted along the river's edge till a tavern came into view.

The Wilted Pickle was not the best tavern in the realm, but not the worst either. With a goodly-sized barn behind it and a water-mill attached, there would be a place for Brownie and fresh bread for her. A stable-boy heard their approach and took Brownie's reigns as Wimpa slid out of the saddle, "How's the feed here?" she asked him. "Haven't heard no complaints Ma'm," replied the shy youngster, barely meeting her gaze. "Are there rooms available for the night?" she asked. "Believe so Ma'm, it's been pretty quiet around here this past week since the Lords are all heading to Kings Landing for the tourney." "What tourney?" Wimpa inquired. "Oh some name day or some such," the boy headed with Brownie to the barn. "Many thanks, lad," she said, fishing a ha'penny from her pocket to show her thanks.

The boy was right, the tavern was nearly empty, and when the door closed behind her Wimpa was greeted by the owner forthwith. "I'll be needing a room for the night, and provisions," she told the buxom matron, who answered, "If you've got the coin we can oblige you, right this way." Wimpa let her lead the way up the stairs to the top level, where she showed a room at the far end of the hall to her. "Will this meet your approval Ma'm?" the matron asked, "It's our quietest room with the sounds of the river outside to lull you to sleep." "Very well, this will do, thank you," Septa Wimpa replied, "Is there a looking glass?" "To be sure Ma'm, on the table by the bed. Supper will be in an hour, you're welcome to join us in the hall." And off she went, leaving Wimpa to test the bed and hang her saddle. Now she could take a better look at those pearls. She found the looking glass first, and almost feared to look at herself after a hard day of riding, but the sun had been behind her to she remained fair of face. Putting the glass down, she fished the strand out of the pouch, and put them on. Then when she reached for the glass again, the strangest thing happened. She could not see herself in the glass! What the what? She looked again, and it was as if she was not there. She gasped and almost dropped the glass, but caught herself. "Magic pearls! I've found magic pearls!" she thought, and put the glass down for a second, taking a deep breath. "Wait, take them off and look in the glass again, maybe it's the glass." But no, thrice she took off the pearls, saw herself in the glass, and when she put the pearls on again she could not see herself. Thrice. It MUST BE the PEARLS! She had heard of such magic, but never had seen them before, this could make rescuing JH much easier this time! Wimpa could barely contain her excitement, but put the pearls back in the pouch, stowed it safely in an inner pocket, and went downstairs for refreshment. The Wilted Pickle was beginning to smell like stew.



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They reached Old Oak in the evening, the harbor town was hardly glamorous but it had more life and energy than she had seen in days. Potty said they would meet their captain at a local inn and then make arrangements for their voyage. She had not sailed much, preferring the solid ground under her feet, but it would cut weeks off their journey to the wall and their animal companions would welcome the respite. 

Before they arrived her mind had been swimming in wonder, frozen dragon eggs. She remembered a tale her mother used to tell, of the mythical ice dragon, a dragon more rare and beautiful like the fire dragons from Valyria. "Could it really be true"? Surely any dragon eggs found would be turned to stone by now? Or did the ice preserve them?

Her companion was much of a mystery still, but she did not think he was a charlatan, only time would tell whether he spoke the truth or not.

Their captain met them at noon the next dayl, a huge barrel-chested man with a massive black beard, he was immediately taken by her of course, and ate and drank for a good time till he told them what they would need before their voyage. His ship "The Parpy MilkMaid" would take them to Seagarden, they would have a cabin and their mule and horse would have their own stable in the cargo hold. "We just need one more victim!" he laughed, seemed the captain was waiting for one more passenger before they would raise anchor.

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He hated riding a horse. He hated sharing a horse even more. He hated the situation he allowed himself to be put in. That fucking bar wench. She must have slipped him something that caused him to black out. But why? How could anyone have known he would be at the Moist Kraken? Rygar replayed all the events from his departure from Pentos to his "escape" from the tavern and it all did not make sense. He could have easily handled Lord Dryden's men, making sure to save one for interrogation before sending him to the Drowned God. And then there is the "sudden" arrival of Federyco and his Septa. It's been years, and obviously Feder doesn't recognize him without his beard.

They decide to break for camp. Rygar welcomes to halt as his legs are burning from the saddle and he desperately needs a piss. The Septa and the boy are bitching back and forth. What the fuck was he doing? He needs men to help him reach Dryden, not hanging out with this rabble. If it wasn't for the Knight he would have ditched them after waking up at the inn. The coincidence of meeting Fede here after all that has happened just could not be ignored. Something will become of this. He felt it in his bones.

He heard some commotion and looked over at the "boy" whose titties were revealed behind "his" now soaking wet shirt. This is interesting, he thought. Very interesting. His cock pressed against pants as he leered in her direction. He always was a tit man. "Rygar!" Yells Federyco. He looks over at the Knight who has his sword drawn. "Kracken's piss," he mutters, "He remembers me now." Rygar pulls his sword out of his scabbard and meets the challange. "Federyco, let me explain. I was horny and drunk. And did I say I was horny?"



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The stench of gangrenous clams and rotting lamprey filled Potty’s nostrils with unbearable joy. The Prancing Porcupine was a merry place, and the unknown faces there made them feel safe. Or was that simply his companion's doing? Potty couldn't tell.
They feasted on starfish soup and honeyed sapitos, washed down with a healthy flagon of Lannisport Gold, a piss-like colored wine that made Potty's blood boil. Was it the wine, or was it the languid looks that Aliza and Captain Jack Swallow were exchanging? Suddenly Potty felt he was chocking, and mumbled an excuse to disappear for a while.
The cold damp air slapped his face harder than a kraken tentacle, and made him suddenly realize the absurdity of the situation: here he was, an aging man everybody mistook for a beggar, travelling with the most beautiful woman he ever had the chance of seeing. And for what? A silly tale. And her. For a moment he couldn't remember what she looked like. Somehow her hair took the color of bright flames. He shook that thought off and tried to take a piss, but he couldn't do that either. Maybe he was coming down with something. He felt a pain move through his body like a worm drunk on sacarynne, from neck to loins. Especially loins. Maybe the gods bestowed a kidney stone on him, just his luck.
He had to return. He only met captain Jack Swallow a couple of times in Oldtown, but now he seemed different, especially in Aliza's presence. He took a deep breath and made his way back to their table. Then, just as he was approaching, Potty noticed something strange on the floor, next to the captain's boot. He bent over to pick up what seemed like a small doll made of sewn rags, when the captain cut him off.
"Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles in a thundering typhoon", the captain laughed nervously , while pocketing the small doll in a hurry. "Damned thing, but you know us sea men..."
"Your good luck charm?" asked Potty knowingly.
"Aye, aye, you could call it that." the captain ended with a wave of his hand. He turned towards Aliza, who seemed to have missed the scene, and announced they'd set sail as soon as they find another victim.
Potty sat down and eyed the captain carefully. The doll he was carrying was kissed by fire, Potty suddenly realized. Was this trully as odd as he thought? Or was he seeing Aliza's features everywhere he looked now? He tried catching her eyes, but then the door burst open and the inn fell silent...



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