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andrea
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Tir Airgid wrote:
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come here handsome, it´s in my neckbiggrin

 you watch out missie!

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 I´m not scared of your green monster chirucita! He´s mine!



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Lyndara! freakoutHide yo kids, people, she´s a loving mamma!!!

Atreyu, give me their details and I´ll draw your "sweet" family! Please!



-- Edited by andrea on Tuesday 8th of January 2013 11:08:24 AM

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atat! You joined in!

@andrea: who u calling chirucita and green monster?

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Wait, where *is* Lyndara now (visiting)? I'm scared.

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your turn, machuska.

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oh yes, I always forgot about it: your turn...whoever you are.  We´re at the gates of Highgarden now but we used 2 days to get there so maybe you can write about those two days. Your choice.



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Tir!!! So good! Wait did you just kill off your own character?! freakout

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Potty will be up tomorrow evening, I'll use the space to bring us closer to the...what's that river? The Mander.

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Tir!!! So good! Wait did you just kill off your own character?! freakout

 No... She just fainted.



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Done. Summary, for future reference:
- By sea, Potty, Aestylla and Aliza have reached the river Mander that leads to Highgarden.
- Potty took Aesty's dragonbone dagger back from Aliza, and now everybody's even, as far as Potty is concerned.
- Shadow (Aliza's horse) is still somewhere on land.
- I gave Aesty a few broken ribbs, and a bit of backstory to Aliza - by the looks of it she was once held in a terrible prison-sept for promiscuous women on Greyshield Island. Sorry Don, couldn't resist a little trauma.
Let's roll. lightbringer



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wacca wacca smile I´m so nervous!



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wacca wacca indeed. i'm coming for your hair Aerys! lightbringer

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Aliza Notes:

Their ship reached the opening of the Mander, they disembarked and are headed to high garden.

Aliza is really pissed at herself for losing her horse.

She has NO idea how they will find Rygar there! ( time to get creative!)



-- Edited by DonalNoyesArm on Saturday 12th of January 2013 11:42:42 AM

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where did we get a mule? And why are you sharing it with Potty you dirty wench

On the other hand, that means I'm riding babieca lightbringer



-- Edited by Tir Airgid on Saturday 12th of January 2013 01:18:34 PM

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Gee thanks a lot, Don! I wanted Babieca. I friggin killed Lucius to ride him and now you have put me on another goddamn mule. LOL! At least he's riding with a beautiful woman. My poor Potty has all the luck.
Tir, it's up to you to come up with an explanation for how we knew about that tourney and Rygar, because I have no idea.



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Tir, it's up to you to come up with an explanation for how we knew about that tourney and Rygar, because I have no idea.

 *pats bulb over her head**it doesn't light**unscrews it**shakes it**still doesn't light**throws it away**sulks in the corner*



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LOL good thing we have these now so we can coordinate better haha, I gotta change that.

Oh and Tir the ship captain could've told us.

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This is our new bitch... errr character: Lyndara Lannister, for all of you to fear. She´s a mamma. Her babies will come later tonight. Be terrified.

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-- Edited by andrea on Saturday 2nd of March 2013 01:35:43 PM

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I'm already terrified.

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This is are new bitch... errr character: Lyndara Lannister, for all of you to fear. She´s a mamma. Her babies will come later tonight. Be terrified.

 I...can't....breathe...



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ANDREA! IT IS BEAUTIFUL!

Permission to spread about, if necessary, and give you proper credit?

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ANDREA! IT IS BEAUTIFUL!

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 thanks! glad you liked it. Of course, do whatever you want with it.



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Andrea is the best, there are no words!

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Um... these are Para and Clay Lannister, Lyndara´s 10 year old twins. Atreyu´s details said: "They are joined at the hip and share several major organs"... maybe not several but major, I´m sure. They are not scary, right?paraclay.jpg



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How come I'm only now seeing that Atreyu has a custom title??? How appropriate...

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You've outdone yourself, andi. Are those three krakens ?



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You've outdone yourself, andi. Are those three krakens ?

 yep, major.



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Oh my god Andi ! 3 ! Fantastic as always .... your talent !

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Andrea -- winner. Looks like Para could use the Miracle Bajingo Shoehorn. Her cooter is too big to fail.

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Andrea -- winner. Looks like Para could use the Miracle Bajingo Shoehorn. Her cooter is too big to fail.

  I´m so sorry Para. Made you such a big miracle bajingo that you need a shoehorn now. Wut I just said? You confuse me Atreyu!



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"Lawrence of A Labia" is the best thing I've heard ALL week.

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Andrea just knocked it out of the park!! Hahahaha

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OMG ANdrea! They are amazeballz!



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K guys, I did what I promised. Brought us to HG and found us lodging. The boys are back in town!

 

ETA: greenie wyd wears the ribbons on her mole to remember stuff



-- Edited by Tir Airgid on Tuesday 29th of January 2013 04:40:13 PM

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Tiiiiir, that post is pure gold! I laughed my ass off reading it! Your auntie and her ribbons are wonderful.
Who's up next? Me or Don?

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Tiiiiir, that post is pure gold! I laughed my ass off reading it! Your auntie and her ribbons are wonderful.
Who's up next? Me or Don?

  thank you...

I think it's your turn, Mr. Potty Gotty.



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Go ahead Macha, things will get tricky now since we have lots of characters merging.

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ok. Will write tonight. I want in that tourney!

Update: Done! I opened the door for us participating in the tourney.

Don, if you want to have Aliza in, she can borrow from Potty. biggrin I wanted to include that (what's he to do with all that money anyway? ) but ran out of space.

Tir - same thing goes for Aesty. And if you don't want to, Potty could always use a squire



-- Edited by Macha on Wednesday 30th of January 2013 02:24:44 PM

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Marya and I are in session Atm. And have a bit more mischief to perform in Highgarden before moving on. Sit back and rest a while. :)


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about to say something and raise the level of wisdom in the room to frightening heights

Macha post that was gold! Prophecy and all! so many possibilities...! And finally, Aesty's got some clue about the mistery of the Eggs! I think there WAS some special herb in those fumes...

Poor Aesty... Not sure she can compete with the broken ribs and all, but she could squire for Potty and/or concoct something to help potty with Auntie Greenie for him or for herself. Who says we gotta play fair? we'll see...

 

PS. My sapito ain't going anywhere without me, ppl. waterdancer









-- Edited by Tir Airgid on Wednesday 30th of January 2013 03:48:01 PM

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well this must be said. Tir and Machuska´s posts were amazing. Congrats pibitas.

Machuska, these euphemisms could be useful for Marya and Potty in the future: http://theweek.com/article/index/236546/17-euphemisms-for-sex-from-the​-1800s



-- Edited by andrea on Wednesday 30th of January 2013 05:05:55 PM

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Oh boy, here we go! Will write tonite!

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Summary for our group: Aliza, Aestylla, Potty


- Aestylla's aunt has offered us a place to stay while we're in Highgarden. She deals in powders, poisons etc.
- Aestylla now knows about Aliza and Potty's quest to find the frozen dragon eggs. It wasn't intentionally, I simply forgot it was supposed to be a secret. She doesn's seem that interested tho, for now anyway.
- After hearing an old woman's (canon character ) prophecy, the group started thinking about entering the tourney. The prophecy basically says that during the tourney a toad knight will rise, and that he will put a dragon to sleep. You know prophecies, that could mean anything. It might even mean Fede. Anyone is free to make use of it. Aestylla is interested in placing a wager if a knight with a toad sigil will fight a Targaryen in the tourney, Aliza is considering entering for herself to win back some money, and Potty wants to enter because he wants to force the prophecy to fit his own agenda, which is removing Aerys from power.

The end.

PS: From Maybe this might help us. From wikipedia: Bohorts. There was a family of events which resembled the tournament in their day, and which are often confused with it. The most common was the bohort (buhurdicium). This was a play tournament, which might be held informally on a variety of occasions. There is a record of one being held regularly by the youth of the city of London in the life of Thomas Becket by William fitz Stephen (composed 1171). Bohorts might be held between travelling knights, or between parties of squires, or within an encamped army. They might also form part of court festivities. Their main feature was the limited use of arms and armour and emphasis on horsemanship.



-- Edited by Macha on Thursday 31st of January 2013 01:31:31 PM

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Don't forget to put summaries! This is a coordination thread not a congratulations one!

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Summary for Aliza, Potty and Aestilla:

I will put this in spoiler as I want people to read the story before the summary:

  • Aliza stole a potion from Aestilla's aunt
  • She spotted Federycos sigil and has found him in the pavillion.
  • Spoiler

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Don't forget to put summaries! This is a coordination thread not a congratulations one!

 aw Don is a wee jealous

Yes, summary Señor: as Cary said, Marya and Pepe are at Highgarden´s gardens (and maze) playing with Alerie´s mind (wife of Mace Tyrell). We have many silly things to do there. Or we think we have.

So, Cary:what to do now with this pre-tourney for dark dornish trash like us?



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Yup, she is dead

but but... noooooooooooooooo we loved to hate her! that beautiful bitch!

clap congrats Don, you did it!






-- Edited by andrea on Friday 1st of February 2013 12:43:26 PM

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wow, that was absolutely amazing, macha. Thank you. I don't think I could have handled it. and u used my beloved arrayanes! i think i teared a little.

RIP Aliza. You shall be missed. But you got a better send off than all Martin character's put together. As you deserved. Cause you were one of us. You crazy lil'bitch. Miss u already.



-- Edited by Tir Airgid on Friday 1st of February 2013 07:49:27 PM

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Cary! that was great! No need for summary this time.






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