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Don, you bastard. You made me cry!
That was wonderful. Ballsy move. I loved it. Potty will miss her terribly.

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Federyco's fake spirit deep voice was something like El Fauno in Pan's Labarynth

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How many days till the tourney? The lists have already been made. Do we have a qualification round (pre-tourney) in the evening before, or something?

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Wait, the lists have been made? How can Fede be in there if he's not on the lists?

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Don mentions it in Aliza's chapter. I'm sure not all are completed tho. But when Aliza dies, people have already started practicing.

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Thanks Macha, the story needed a bit of a shake up and I felt that Aliza's sneakiness would backfire in some point.
Yeah I thought the lists had been made, if so will it pose problems?

And dont worry I will come in with a new character and he/she will be just as fun haha

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Oh lordy lord, that was one of the hardest things I've ever written. Fare the well, Aliza baby.
We buried her.

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Wow Macha, that was amazing. I really have no words I am truly touched. Wow, I guess Aliza did mean something. Its kinda neat, since you can see how others regarded your character.

What an awesome thread.

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that was a nice funeral Potty. Rip Aliza.

This is an Arrayan tree btw



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Oh lordy lord, that was one of the hardest things I've ever written. Fare the well, Aliza baby.
We buried her.



I'm all verklempt.



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New character time!waterdancer

You guys said the frog would fight a dragon...but didn't say what Dragon so I made my own! This way we can get creative without messing with Canon, because that could become confusing.

Waemar Targaryen: The Silver Dragon

Imagine if Khal Drogo and Rheagar Targ had a son...and that would be him...with none of their good qualities.

Greed and arrogance is full in him.

He is the knight to beat in this tournament, and he is ready for a spectacular show! Lets make it a fun one!



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Damn, RIP Aliza. A woman is sad to see such a spirited filly fall so needlessly. Ah well, karma thou art a bitch.

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ok,posted, didn´t do much though. Fede and Marya are out of Highgarden´s gardens (The Tyrells will like the Dornish even less now). They walked together for a bit but Fede is after some ginger and Marya just found Selecaf again.

Marya has some plans to make money. We´ll see.



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So the frog knight is going to fight a dragon. I hope you're all happy. Let's figure out how he survives this. He may need help from everyone.

I think he's going to have an interesting night with Griffie too.

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Gosh ye've all been very productive! I'm off to read the threads. One thing though, I'm all for messing with cannon, it's way too much fun! As long as we dont go inglorious basterds and dont change any known event, I don't see any harm on it. And it spices up the story.



-- Edited by Tir Airgid on Sunday 3rd of February 2013 07:11:52 AM

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See Tir, thats the thing. The problem with Canon is that its restrictive and keeps out surprises. I think our story has been great at keeping known characters and events in the background. Westeros is a huge place with lots of people, I feel they can have their own grand adventure without having to name-drop canon characters, but thats just me.



-- Edited by DonalNoyesArm on Sunday 3rd of February 2013 08:53:47 AM

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I really like what Cary and Andi are doing so far, they use canon characters without exactly naming them and setting the focus on them. For whoever catches the hints it's fun, and if you don't it doesn't matter, because it doesn't affect the story.

PS: Something I've been meaning to ask Tir. "Money"? (Gaeyom's line)

And andi, is that handsome young man who I think it is? lmao.



-- Edited by Macha on Sunday 3rd of February 2013 09:20:54 AM

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But I thought the whole point lately was to mess with canon! I mean, we've already messed with Alerie Hightower...well, sort of. And you all know who Griffie is. (Of course we don't name anyone by name)

Should be interesting to see Fede thinks he's going to fight one person and winds up fighting someone completely different. Could be quite funny.

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@Don. It doesn't have to be restrictive, it depends on how you use it. I think it's great fun providing alternative reasons for why things are the way we know them to be... I totally dig that. And it can come in very unexpected ways. Like what Andy did just there with Loras and Marg. I love that. And catching glimpses of Stannis, Allery, Maggy, Jon C... I think there's room for both approaches?





-- Edited by Tir Airgid on Sunday 3rd of February 2013 11:17:05 AM

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WOWOWOWOWOW! Things are really getting interesting at Highgarden! Damn! Wimpa seems so tame in comparison, a woman shall have to think of something to spice up her story a little...Hmmmmm.

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@Cary: Ummmmm......suuuuure! Sounds like a plan!

Actually that's kinda a good link cuz if I remember Aerion was a complete asshole in "The Hedge Knight".

I will tweak the chapter a bit and try and incorporate that info...sine Aerion died in 232 AL and our story takes place in 280 AL, I will make him a grandson of him.




-- Edited by DonalNoyesArm on Sunday 3rd of February 2013 07:26:10 PM

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money means lots of drugs and herbs in gaeyom talk

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Okay, maybe my idea of accidentally burning the face of a kid with dogs on his tunic is going too far.

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Aww hell, go for it haha

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Okay, maybe my idea of accidentally burning the face of a kid with dogs on his tunic is going too far.


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Cary Storm wrote:

Okay, maybe my idea of accidentally burning the face of a kid with dogs on his tunic is going too far.


But but but that's in 278 according to the wiki. Aren't we supposed to be in 280? I NEED TO KNOW, mkay???



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Well, is not completely finished and something strange happened to the horsey when I took the pic, but you know how it is my blah blah blah...better pic tomorrow and with a couple of things I forgot so Don, wait to make the avatar, m´kay? This is (wawa) Waemar Targaryen, The Silver Dragon. Glup. Viva PEPE!!!! (sorry for that)

DON the silver paint is a problem to take pics. You choose, one day, ONE DAY, I´ll scan all the drawings. Not today.

wawa2.jpgwawa3.jpg



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Don, because I just have to have some legitimacy, and since there's no evidence of Targaryen cousins at the time of ASOIAF, I had to place Waemar in the family tree. And now I've decided he's descended from Aerion whose infant son was passed over in the line of succession (but nothing more is said about).  So he's probably the last surviving descendant of Aerion. Because there are no other Targaryens. 



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Woo hoo! That does look like a Targ for sure!


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Hahahahahahahahahaha wowowowowowowow! ANDI!!!!!

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His...sigil...!!!

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oh my word maliti! *wipes tears* that's incredible! clap

back out of westeros, u really should do politicians too...

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Tir Airgid wrote:

back out of westeros, u really should do politicians too...


don´tempt me you devil.



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What's up, folks?

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So who is gonna start the melee/ tournament?

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I´m a bit busy these days but I´m also lost. Maybe we need headbutting (?) our heads and see if anything comes of it?



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I was waiting for Tir to post. *shamelessly putting pressure*

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Macha wrote:

I was waiting for Tir to post. *shamelessly putting pressure*


 I've been sick all week!

*trying to shamelessly guilt trip you*

I'll post soon. promise.



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Ok, done. Move along!

But don't be too harsh. I'm still sick, alright?

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It was great Tir! I love how you were teasing some "will they/ wont they" in your story hahaha almost had me too!


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Tir, you know what you should do? You should just go write for the BBC.

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So, I have a wee problem. I wrote something before Yvy posted but didn´t have the chance to alert people so I´m in trouble now. I´ll try to fix it. Maybe if Yvy just add one line to her post it´ll be easier.

 



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I'll post right after andi does, since our chapters are a bit connected at some point.

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ok, done, posted. I´m sorry it is too long but needed to tied up many things and help Fede.

Your turn Machuska!!!! :nervous:



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ANDI! MY BALLS!!!' Hahahahaha you will pay!'

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ANDI! MY BALLS!!!' Hahahahaha you will pay!'


 sorry for that you beast! you fondled Marya!



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Wow andrea that was epic!

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That was great maliti! Cinematic! The way you weaved everything in... clap



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thanks girls, glad you enjoyed it.



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Bwahahaaha, look at maliti go!
I have so much to catch up with now in my chapter.....
oh, and before Don remembers...summaries!

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