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Cary Storm
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I'm working on a Fede post, to take part the same morning; probably right as the parade is beginning. Will bring him back to Selecaf and Marya by the time it's over

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Potty is up. Summary, let's see...:

- Potty enlisted in the tourney, in the melee - which I shaped after that trial at Ashford in Dunk and Egg, 7 against 7. Lando and Lewan are also competing in the same round. Many spots still to be filled. I took the liberty to enlist Rygar and Cary too. Rygar and Myrn are jousting one on one, and Cary is going against Don. Suck it up and give us a good show, fellas!
- On the way back Potty had a little tete-a-tete with Marya, but none of them know each other's identity. He helped her escape some dudes, after she molested him. Ok, scratch that last bit.
- at Auntie Greenie's, there was much UST (unresolved sexual tension) between Potty and Aesty, which resulted in her buying him a cool new outfit. Ok, scratch new.

Aaaand that's all, folks.



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Don, I´ll write a summary after Cary´s post. Promess.



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Heh! My turn....this oughtta be fun. Wooohaha

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DonalNoyesArm wrote:

Heh! My turn....this oughtta be fun. Wooohaha

 oh lordy...



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Oh PS: Don, I spelled your name wrong on purpose. Unreliable narrator and shit.

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well I´ll try the summary...

Marya found Selecaf again and they were "working" the crowd but Marya got lost, messed up and had to run.

While running away from some angry men she met Potty but she messed up again with his name. She thinks he´s name is Diógenes Planetos. And Potty doesn´t know her name either.

Potty helped Marya hiding her in some stables where she founds her beloved Babieca but couldn´t take the horse with her.

She then met The Silver Dragon... that wasn´t good for Marya or the Dragon´s balls She also met two of the Dornish ladies Waemar is about to... nook (?) and the ladies will help her drug that platinum beast. So, this means that Waemar should be useless for the tourney... or something like that.

Then Marya is with Sele again and they spent that night at an Inn.

Now, after Cary´s post, is the morning after  and they are all helping Fede who was burning little creatures. :shame on you:

M´okay?

 

 

 

 

 

 



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Ok so Fede is enrolled in the fencing tourney and Sele has met the REAL Silver dragon ...

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You wrote his name!!!!

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I'm sorry ... I've missed the whole point there ... was there a rule that we don't mention actual names ? I must have missed that meeting.. Nice Cat tho' ;P

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My word! That was a tasty morsell! You guys are addictive

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Ah, the lists are made! Onwards!

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I am writing the Pepe Vs Waemar Joust! Knock yourselves out with the melee! Too bad I kinda wanted to slice the Lannister siamese twins apart! Haha

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WOWOWOWOW this tourney gets better and better! Wimpa will have to be satisfied to be the calm amidst the storm.


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Summary:

The tournament has begun, my character ignored the melee and showed no interest with the other jousts, so someone else could dig into that and describe the action taking place there.

Here be spoilers of my chapter:

Spoiler



-- Edited by DonalNoyesArm on Sunday 17th of February 2013 01:58:58 PM

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Brilliant, Don! I love your characters. They're so wonderfully flawed.

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TROLOLOL Don, that was great! so manipulative! made me feel sorry for the beast! Great find at the end, Shadow is here again.

Pepe!!! lightbringer we did good just for once! I can´t believe it!!! Let´s celebrate big style now!



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That's going to take a while to digest. Especially the "skinny" part. Federyco isn't skinny! He's just drawn that way! Harumph!

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There is quite a bit that must have taken place between the last Selecaf post and Donal's jousting post that needs to somehow get explained. The horse for one thing. Not to mention the fact that as of the end of our posts we still think Fede is going to the fencing competition.

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Well the problem was that when Donal introduced his character, I think he made him a Targ precisely so that Fede will fight him, and not He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. So I wrote them two together in the jousting without realizing Fede doesn't joust. Hence the confusion. So we should find a way to work around that now.

I'm going to wait for Tir, since I already posted twice, but since she's sick it might take a while for us to do the melee and move on. We'll see.

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Oh maybe it was an impostor!!! Cary did say that his character was not thin! Maybe it was Rygar using Fede's armor!!!!!!

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Don, no, no no... we're written there. Now we have to figure out how we got there. Details, people! Pay attention to details!

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Sunspear? To the Littlefinger Teleport!

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Cary, I think I have this but do you want me to keep writing till the morning of the tourney or you will write about that?



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You can write the morning. I'll fill in with a flashback if need be.

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so this won´t be as short as I wanted. We´ll see. Edit:  We´ll see nothing. Couldn´t made that shorter. Too much going on. Sorry!

Kind of summary:

This is before the fight between The Silver Dragon and Pepe. All the confussion about the fencing and the jousting was Marya´s fault (because she´s having some feelings she can´t understand... ehem, something to do about love... or lust).

She made a new inscription for Pepe and she basically fucked up.

Morning of the tourney he´s called for the jousting so he freaks out but Sele and Marya helped him to grow a pair (basically saying that the Silver Dragon is high on Dornish wine).

Finally, Marya offered some great advice for Pepe. Fuck a duck!



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I have a request, please? Can you (Cary, andi, Yvy, because Don already left) include in your next chapter that the melee is to happen after the jousting, and that it hasn't happened yet? We need a bit of time, and it would be weird if all of you would leave HG and me and Tir would still be writing about the tourney.



-- Edited by Macha on Tuesday 19th of February 2013 04:25:23 PM

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Don!!! wait wait! Cary should write his side of the story too. Maybe some flash back or something and about what we´ll do with your money!evileye

Macha: yes, I could add some line about the melee. I´ll do it tonight! yay!

Edit: now that I´m thinking maybe Cary could add something about the melee. I just don´t know where to put it



-- Edited by andrea on Tuesday 19th of February 2013 05:23:07 PM

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I am gonna move my chapter past Andi's so things stay in chronological order.

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Andi, your chapter happens before mine, right?


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yes my post happens before yours but it was just to put some order with the whole jousting or fencing thing and Pepe´s inscription at the tourney. But, I think Cary wants to add something to your jousting and the things we´ll do to celebrate all that money. So maybe you can wait till Cary post?



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Nobody wait on me please! It's a sermon week!

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so yes yes Don you don´t ever ever ever listen to me. Go ahead and write!

So maybe I should add something about the melee?



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I am not gonna write , just move my current Waemar chapter below yours.

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DonalNoyesArm wrote:

I am not gonna write , just move my current Waemar chapter below yours.

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andi, you don't have to add something to your previous post. I meant if you, or anyone else writing before me, could add that the melee is about to happen, so it doesn't get thrown out of the picture before moving on. I'll most likely post something on Friday, if Tir doesn't get well until then.
Where is everybody heading after HG?

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Macha wrote:

andi, you don't have to add something to your previous post. I meant if you, or anyone else writing before me, could add that the melee is about to happen, so it doesn't get thrown out of the picture before moving on. I'll most likely post something on Friday, if Tir doesn't get well until then.
Where is everybody heading after HG?

ok, should be cary or yvy then. If not, I´ll add some line. I know where now.

Whimsical Marya wants a boat and Cary has already some "targets" in KL or Dorne or the Riverlands...I´d say KL tho.



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Pep my hero! lightbringerLoved the post Cary!



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Do we say that Federyco won the tournament? I think Don implied that? And all that this implied? I'm not really up for writing more jousting, which is probably why Federyco wasn't interested in jousting.

Anyway, we're going to go watch the melee now.

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There we go Macha ... Melee mentioned . Cary monies retrieved and Rygar mentioned ... is Rygar ever going to write again?

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If he doesnt write we can do what we want with him! Woohahaha

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I think it's time to have my custom helm made with the coin I have earned.

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-- Edited by Cary Storm on Thursday 21st of February 2013 10:52:37 AM

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Jus so everybody knows,
from Yvy's post: "in front of her was huge sign listing the Melee .Rosie look ! Rygar is listed ......."
Rygar is supposed to be listed in the jousting. If he doesn't want to write, I'll find an explanation for his absence, but he's not in the melee.

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Macha wrote:

Jus so everybody knows,
from Yvy's post: "in front of her was huge sign listing the Melee .Rosie look ! Rygar is listed ......."
Rygar is supposed to be listed in the jousting. If he doesn't want to write, I'll find an explanation for his absence, but he's not in the melee.

 Sorted.



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Melee's up. Tir honey, now it's on you to see what mayhem we can still cause in HG and get us on the road again.

Summary:

Sorry if the melee was a bit confusing, but I wanted to use most of the names that Cary gave me. So bottom line - Potty fought in the melee and his team won, because only him and Pate of the Little Toes were left standing at the end. Which also means they'll be sharing the winnings. The man that Potty killed was the last of these dudes. Heh. The rest of them that seemed to fall like flies were in fact shot by Aesty with tiny poison arrows and should only be a little hungover when they wake up. Which reminds me - Tir, we should leave that area quite quickly.



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Macha, very funny mess. One thing tho: you forgot Marya...just saying. I wrote something for Potty Diógenes to see my tattoo but now I´ll delete it because... grudge furious. You just want to use her and throw her in the gutter. You little wanker.



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Oh, there's so much to keep up with...

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Cary Storm wrote:

Oh, there's so much to keep up with...

 So I wrote something but I forgot the things "to be said". Can you remember some Cary? I´ll fat duck you what I wrote (didn´t translate yet).



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It's becoming quite a challenge.



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