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Macha
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@MrsHghar, who asked this in chat - yes, traditionally all tourneys used blunt weapons, but since authenticity was never that big of a rule with us, I thought I'd add a little bloodshed, a la GRRM.
@andi - Of for R'hhlor's sake, I need to find Potty some male companions! You women....eyeroll

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Macha wrote:

@andi - Of for R'hhlor's sake, I need to find Potty some male companions! You women....eyeroll

skinny old fart, shut up.

Ok forgot again. Posted. Marya found Babieca again... and he was with Potty Diógenes. She was crazy mad but couldn´t take the horse. Some trouble at the meelee.



-- Edited by andrea on Sunday 24th of February 2013 10:41:46 PM

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Don, thank you for the explanation. I would have preferred if you asked me my intention prior to deleting my post. The point of this thread is NOT have coordinIation. It should only be allowed if someone wants to useanother character or if they want to take it somewhere and want others to come along. Thats why I stated to put everything not in the actualo stry in ( )'s. My post was in jest to the recent revelation that GRRM dislikes fanfics using his creation. I added an IM post to "modernize" his world. If you think that I have no respect to the fellow members here than you really do not know me at all.And for the record, the whole Idea of this thread was for using two sentance posts, so please talk to me about something before using your exectutive power. If you read in chat, my post made perfect sense. It was not to throw anyone off, but rather a humours attempt to avoid copyright infringement.



-- Edited by Rygar on Monday 25th of February 2013 03:21:15 PM



-- Edited by Rygar on Monday 25th of February 2013 03:23:57 PM

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Don, that is not what I want. I love the story and what everyone is doing. I am not sure how many times I need to repeat it.



-- Edited by Rygar on Monday 25th of February 2013 03:36:56 PM

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Waemar's notes:

- He gained the trust of Shadow...now called stranger
- When Aliza jumped off the Parpy Milkmaid the saddlebag which carried Potty's map got a little wet, and so the ink of the map imprinted on the inside of the saddle bag....which Waemar just found.
- He still might need the final puzzle piece to know where to go exactly....seems Andi might offer a solution there.

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DonalNoyesArm wrote:

Waemar's notes:

- He gained the trust of Shadow...now called stranger
- When Aliza jumped off the Parpy Milkmaid the saddlebag which carried Potty's map got a little wet, and so the ink of the map imprinted on the inside of the saddle bag....which Waemar just found.
- He still might need the final puzzle piece to know where to go exactly....seems Andi might offer a solution there.

 Uh oh, keep off my Marya, senor! You had your chance, now she is Potty's! waterdancer

"Stranger"? You trying to rip off GRRM's work or somethin'? Huh? HUH??? bitchslap



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Ry, I deleted your post because it did not serve the narrative of the story.

You said you didn't like the way this thread went, fine, and that you didn't feel like writing anymore, fine too.
But don't have your character come in with a two sentence post saying he is in Dorne, and then suddenly he is in the summer isles especially as other are actively trying to write stories with your established character in mind.

Either write to respect the other participants input or don't.

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If the whole current structure of the story will be up-ended to a " non-coordinated free for all" we should see what the others think. I personally feel the thing will spin into a non-sensical hodge-podge. But fine, if others wanna go the same route, knock yourselves out.

We need a show of hands.

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You say that, yet Macha, Tir, others and I wrote our stories specifically to interact with your character. Came up with the tourney and worked our way all the way over there,..for a handful of paragraphs each.... then you wrote "Adios Sapitos" and had your character ride off with no reason or motivation.

I personally did not understand your reasoning there, as it seemed to be a specific attempt to abort the way everything was going. If it seems I am singling you out, well...I am just pointing at the problem. And trying to find a way to fix it.

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DON, i edited that post. I was saving the spot to write my part and the last one was a joke. Not sure if thats clear.

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Alright, alright.....stannisblehwink



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DonalNoyesArm wrote:

....seems Andi might offer a solution there.

Marya was feeling compasion for you and now you want to peel her neck? You just can´t give chances to men!
Now I feel paranoid (and I like it).


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Andi! I didnt say I would peel your neck, no way my character knows how to find the rest of the map. I think he will just go north and figure out things there.

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Andi! I didnt say I would peel your neck, no way my character knows how to find the rest of the map. I think he will just go north and figure out things there.

 oooh this will get better and better. Two men after my neck!!!



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you two SLUTS! I can´t leave these people alone...or together!!!

I like drunk Pepe very much, will see what Marya has to say about that. And you just can´t ask Sele to do anything, right? it´ll always end up with her ing some peep. Wash your hands before finding Marya! smile



-- Edited by andrea on Tuesday 26th of February 2013 04:25:57 PM

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Ok... so Fede snoring happily in stable Sele coming back to find Marya .

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oh my. u've been bussy little bees... how am i gonna read all that? My poor head....

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oh my. u've been bussy little bees... how am i gonna read all that? My poor head....

 Well, that was an amazing ride.

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I'll do my best to try and post tomorrow to keep it going.



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so to sum up that sticky neurons blabber I just posted:

aesty got arrested for cheating at the tournament, but they found out about her knowledge of 'flowery scented bungholes' and the likes so they ask her to cure a certain Tyrell highwig. Potty has somehow managed to sneak in and he helps her scape while the potion backfires and makes that certain Tyrell a very smelly fart. For life. The set on the road to King's Landing on Babieca.

PS. The said Tyrell was Garth the Gross, thought I'd better clarify just in case.



-- Edited by Tir Airgid on Saturday 2nd of March 2013 09:08:54 AM

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I'm gonna make two posts in a row to compensate for my absense.

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Ok. Posted the first part, second one is coming, and summary here after. Sorry everyone for the delay

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Whoo hoo! New stuff! I should see who my character will tag along with.

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mousy Septa you say??? you wash that mouth señorita!

Tirvy, you send my horsey in the wrong way??? no



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@andy: it was your horses choice. He prefers potty...

@everyone: just looked at that blanket of text i put there... I think I was overcompensating for my absense. Sorry, guys. Next one will be short. I promise.

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Tir Airgid wrote:

@everyone: just looked at that blanket of text i put there... I think I was overcompensating for my absense. Sorry, guys. Next one will be short. I promise.

 Tirvy dear, we all promised the same, don´t worry. We´re all liars.



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Tir Airgid wrote:

aesty got arrested for cheating at the tournament, but they found out about her knowledge of 'flowery scented bungholes' and the likes so they ask her to cure a certain Tyrell highwig. Potty has somehow managed to sneak in and he helps her scape while the potion backfires and makes that certain Tyrell a very smelly fart. For life. The set on the road to King's Landing on Babieca.

 So, my horse and... "she shouted to the empty road as she held him tight"... MY SCRAWNY MAN!!! wut the hell???

Lol Tirvy, that was funny: "10 Easy steps for a Flowery Scented Bunghole and Other Body Parts"? No Tyrell will fart flowers if you are there! But, seriously, dejá de meterle mano al viejo... jijiji



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So where is Marya then? Can Fede have her back now?



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Tir, you made my morning. That was awesome! Flowery sceneted Bunghole? Did I write that book's title or did you?
Who's writing next?

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skank! you´re Pepe Le piú! you horny horny creature! 

This is the thing, I need to check something before posting. I think Marya wants to go to KL. Problems ahead!



-- Edited by andrea on Friday 4th of October 2013 12:15:18 PM

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@Tir, that was hilarious! Hahaha the eternal parp!

@Macha, I wanna write next, Waemar is gonna go North, isnt it time you guys do the same?

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@Macha, the name was yours, can't take credit for it. You used it in the chapter where you and Aliza kidnap me. You also say it's the last copy.

@Don, we're heading north, but via King's Landing. We've got business there.

@maliti. But she loves him! She just doesn't know it yet. So, bring it on!waterdancer

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Ha ha Tir was that me you nudged out of the way ? Ha ha ! Very good sweetie ... worth the wait.

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@Tir, Potty and Aesty have the same information, Waemar will start northward now, we will sync up the character in a later point.

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So, Selecaf *or* Marya, please feel free to have Federyco find you once again in your next post. Do we have anything left to do here in Highgarden?

If not, we can head north to Riverrun or East to King's Landing. Federyco might be shy of KL and Targaryens right now...

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What's gonna work?

TEAMWORK!!!!!

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Fede will go where Marya will go. We're such a wonderful team. We make things really messy. I'm having so much fun with you guys.


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Cary Storm wrote:

Fede will go where Marya will go. We're such a wonderful team. We make things really messy. I'm having so much fun with you guys.

  we´re together again Pepe! Now we´ll see where Sele is.



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Boat ride from Highgarden to King's Landing.  In case anyone is interested. boat ride to kings landing.png



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Marya you stupid cow, now row! deadhorse



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Ok so the gang of three are about to hire a Barg ( with horses , I will not be parted from my Nookie) or maybe he could help pull the barge like canal horse ? I don't know anyways .. we are KL bound via the Mander.

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Enough boats for me, I am gonna strike out on the Rose Road with Stranger.

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The Rose Road leads to King's Landing!

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Cary Storm wrote:

The Rose Road leads to King's Landing!

 Can we take the Rose Road? I´m Rosie after all.



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I have an idea, gonna veer off and visit a certain place on my way north.

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"a certain place". That sounds scary.



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@andi: hahaha you know me too well.

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oh yes I knew it! :looking desperately for a map or wiki:



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I'll write something this evening, but because I'll need to cover a pretty big timeframe, I won't advance the story that much. For now Potty and Aesty are heading to KL via the Rose Road. BTW, which season is it?






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@andi, we can take the Rose Road or we can try to move a boat upriver. Let's see what happens when Fede posts...

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in 281 it was the year of the false spring, that's why i'm saying that in 280 it was winter, and so it was in 282 (robert's rebelion official begining) . the long summer started in 288. See here . Does it mess up anyone's storyline if we keep it 280?




-- Edited by Tir Airgid on Sunday 3rd of March 2013 11:32:37 AM

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