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Inspired by Cary, what does Cat blame herself for? ( no book spoilers tho!)



-- Edited by Cary Storm on Wednesday 10th of April 2013 04:07:13 PM

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It would sell alot of videos. Personally I am more into babysitter porn, but a well acted step mom video is ok every once and a while.



-- Edited by Rygar on Wednesday 10th of April 2013 04:16:22 PM

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.....Varys would still have his curly locks!



-- Edited by DonalNoyesArm on Wednesday 10th of April 2013 04:36:56 PM

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Atreyu wrote:

If Cat had loved Jon Snow, I wouldn't have paid a lot for this muffler.

 You are dating yourself there buddy.

 

If Cat loved Jon, Bo would know nothing.  



-- Edited by Rygar on Wednesday 10th of April 2013 06:04:25 PM

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DonalNoyesArm wrote

If Cat had loved Jon Snow, The Doom at Vayleria wouldn't have happened.

Cary Storm wrote

If Catelyn had loved Jon Snow, Jaime Lannister wouldn't be doing the horizontal tango with his sister.

Cary Storm wrote

If Catelyn had loved Jon Snow, Aerys the mad wouldn't have put Lord Rickard to the flame.





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...lemon cakes wouldn't have calories.
...the cheese would always arrive on time.
...Varys would still be anatomically correct.

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.....Rheago would've mounted the world!

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and the world would have liked it!

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LOL Lady Black,

If Cat had Loved Jon Snow, Jon Snow would know something!

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If Catelyn had loved Jon Snow, Ry's CHAT wouldn't be jacked.

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As soon as those cameras are off I am going to fuck that little dog.
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If Cat had loved Jon Snow, the Throne would be made out of cocks.

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....Stannis would be happy for once!

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If Cat had loved Jon Snow, Renly would be Right

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DonalNoyesArm wrote:

....Stannis would be happy for once!

 Because if Cat had loved Jon Snow, Robert would have given him Storm's End. And a hot wife.



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....Ned....would still have a head! nedroll

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...the Boltons would knit scarves for their prisoners.
...Benjen would've returned to the Wall.
...Lady would be alive.
...Jaqen H'Gar would still have his first face.
...Robert Baratheon could've fit into his armor.
...Sam would be Lord Tarley.
...Ravens would only need two eyes.

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Lady Black on a roll!

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If Cat had loved Jon Snow, Xaro Xoan Ducksauce's vault would be full.

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.....Ser Jorah would not be in the friendzone.

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.....someone would like the Cave People....

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If Catelyn had loved Jon Snow, hodor!

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Instead of "Hodor" Hodor would say "That's a Bingo!"

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...it would be "Taking the Pink" instead of "Taking the Black." Black is such an unfriendly color.
...Warlocks would invest in fire extinguishers.
...the Wall would be a mere border checkpoint. "Have you got anything to declare?"
...Dothraki would also ride dolphins.

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If Cat had loved Jon Snow, Jon would have met a warg by now.

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If Cat had loved Jon Snow...Strong Belwas would still be Barristan Selmy's companion.

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Joff would still be a doucebag

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Yeah, but Joffrey would be Lancel's douchebag...

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Rygar wrote:

Joff would still be a doucebag

 yes, but he'd be a black-headed douchebag. 



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...Jaime would've had sex with Alton Lannister for attention instead of bashing his skull in.

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Littlefinger would be in the vacuum cleaner business

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Samwell would actually be a wizard!

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...White Walkers would be a rock band.

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Ros would have charged him more for being a noble.

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...Balon Greyjoy would be the cheerful proprietor of a seaside resort.

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People would actually still go to WiC

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Um, no they wouldn't.

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If Cat had loved Jon Snow, D&D would not be such sexist bastards.

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...paying the iron price would consist of starching Theon's shirts.
...Doreah would be Rygar's slut maid.
...Margaery's mouth wouldn't be lopsided.
...Shae would be able to make facial expressions.

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Damn you Cat!

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...Cersei and Arya would both have been born with penises.
...Tyrion would be regular sized, and Jaime, Tywin's heir, would be the dwarf.
...The Hound would have a cool facial tattoo instead.

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If Cat had loved Jon Snow, I wouldn't have paid a lot for this muffler.

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As soon as those cameras are off I am going to fuck that little dog.
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...Viserys would've pooped gold for a week after getting his crown, and then would've reclaimed the Iron Throne.
...Danaerys would be starting the first transcontinental dragon-mail delivery service instead of testing the pain thresholds of eunuchs.
...Lord Frey would still have his cat from Harry Potter.
...Shae would be a kitchen wench.

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....Craster would have a keep full of strapping boys!

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...Hot Pie would actually be hot.

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...Arya would like girly things.

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....Robb wouldn't have married a chick named Taliwacker

....his name would have been The Mountain that Rides a Sheep
....his name would have been the Tan Viper
....Bran would have fallen onto a trampoline, bounced up, and socked Jaime right in the nose
....Jory would be stopping by my house every Friday night



-- Edited by Lyanna Stark on Thursday 11th of April 2013 03:58:26 PM

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Rhaegar, despite wounding Robert, was struck down with a massive blow from Robert's warhammer, which scattered the rubies encrusted in Rhaegar's armor under the water.  Rhaegar died with Lyanna Stark's name on his lips.

 
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Instead of "Hodor" Hodor would say "That's a Bingo!"

 picturing this has made me laugh my head off



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But it's impossible to love that little depressing priest in black, gothic nightmare ! Love you Skyler Cat!

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Je voudrais un croissant et une chaussette mignonne...
 
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