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Rygar wrote:

If Cat loved Jon, Bo would know nothing.  



-- Edited by Rygar on Wednesday 10th of April 2013 06:04:25 PM


 Bo knows where to put it.



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As soon as those cameras are off I am going to fuck that little dog.

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Donal would have two arms !

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If only Catelyn had loved Jon Snow, Jesus wouldn't have needed to die on the cross for our sins.

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If only Catelyn had loved Jon Snow, cheese would have always been served with Lemoncakes.

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...Bran would still be climbing walls. ( too soon?)

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...Jon would not have joined the Nights Watch and Rose Leslie need not ever been cast

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...Hodor would have been cast as Dirk Diggler.

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You leave my Rose alone !Grrrrrr



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...then Bents would not need to get mad at me over Rose Leslie.

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If Cat had loved Jon Snow... then he would be as happily annoying as this little guy yippieCan you imagine?



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"I´d not prolongued the chewing up, Doc. Nor the being spat out. Not go out a cunt. It´s the dispatch I find inglorious. The whole delusory fucking self importance.". Al Swedgin ;).

 

 

 

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then Robin would not be a boob sucking pervert at his 20´s. Ew.



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If Cat had loved Jon Snow, HBO could've bought a fucking peach.

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If Cat loved John Snow, Doreah would be serving me peaches off her boobies.

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Off her butt surely ... peach for a peach ...

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That too. If cat had loved on snow, Rygar would be eating peaches off Doreahs Butt

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Rygar wrote:

That too. If cat had loved Jon snow, Rygar would be eating peaches off Doreahs Butt


 



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....we would have had Jaqen in the f*cking bath, HBO

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If Cat had loved Jon Snow, he wouldn't have joined the Night's Watch. So...

Jon and Ghost probably would have been at the Red Wedding.
Castle Black wouldn't be warned of the wildling army.
Mormont would have been killed by the zombie.
Saddest of all, Bran and Rickon wouldn't have been heading towards the wall. So no Hodoring in the well. hodor

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