"....The Red keep burned roof was still smoking, and the throne room was dusty with ash but the throne still stood, ominous as ever. Tyrion walked up to it, grunted, as he awkwardly climbed to the seat. When he finally settled, all he saw was the empty, grey, hall...then he pricked his finger on a old, pointy, sword tip....blood welling out of his stubby finger."
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"Robert was never the same after he put on that crown. Some men are like swords, made for fighting. Hang them up and they go to rust.” -DN
"With toppings for paper and strings, you can have your own set of wings. With your feet on the ground you're a bird in flight. With your fist holding tight to the string of your kite."
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"If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt." - Dean Martin
"The three massive armies rushed towards each other, dragons dove and flanked the white walker cavalry. Suddenly all two million combined soldiers, knights, lords and kings stopped. The blue morning sky turned dark and cold at first, and then heavens turned red...."Seven hells, the comet, it has returned." Were the last words said by Walder frey as the entire continent of Westeros was turned to molten stone.
The End
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LOL Suck it noobs!
GRRM
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"Robert was never the same after he put on that crown. Some men are like swords, made for fighting. Hang them up and they go to rust.” -DN
Tyrion glows at his adoring wife, Lady Sansa, and their adorable twins. Since of course she insisted on Catelyn for the name of our daughter, I insisted on Jaime for my son. And we all lived happily together until the end of our days.
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Rhaegar, despite wounding Robert, was struck down with a massive blow from Robert's warhammer, which scattered the rubies encrusted in Rhaegar's armor under the water. Rhaegar died with Lyanna Stark's name on his lips.
Love this one i found in tumblr, "Lord Hodor wakes up abruptly, walks to the window and gazes out upon the castle yard of Winterfell. He smiles at the sight of the simpleton stable boy named Ned going about his business. It had all been a terrible dream."
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“Fear is a strange soil. It grows obedience like corn, which grow in straight lines to make weeding easier. But sometimes it grows the potatoes of defiance, which flourish underground.”
"....The Red keep burned roof was still smoking, and the throne room was dusty with ash but the throne still stood, ominous as ever. Tyrion walked up to it, grunted, as he awkwardly climbed to the seat. When he finally settled, all he saw was the empty, grey, hall...then he pricked his finger on a old, pointy, sword tip....blood welling out of his stubby finger."
THIS! I'm behind it 100%. I would love to see Tyrion on the Iron Throne at the end! But as many here have pointed out it will probably be a democracy and all well with the world. That or the whole ASoIaF world implodes on itself. As Tyrion seems to be Martin's character and he said bittersweet ending... Well, no one knows what THAT means to him.
Tyrion glows at his adoring wife, Lady Sansa, and their adorable twins. Since of course she insisted on Catelyn for the name of our daughter, I insisted on Jaime for my son. And we all lived happily together until the end of our days.
I always hoped he won't be ruling alone, but with someone worthy besides him. Sansa better start loving him or I'll make mincemeat out of her! Just kidding.
I wish I knew how to quote different people on the same post so I won't make a mess of things but never fear, I will eventually.
King Rickon awkwardly pulled out a chair for his queen, who blushed prettily at his gesture. The king regarded the assembled court at the dinner table.
"What's this I hear about dragons in Essos?" he inquired.
IT'S A SHAGGY DOG STORY! Get it?
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As soon as those cameras are off I am going to fuck that little dog.
Arya lay motionless and near death in Winterfell garden, burned from the dying dragon's fire and bleeding from a quarrel in the back. Thoros approached with Lady Stoneheart. A single tear escaped from Stoneheart's eye, seeing her only remaining child in such pain, quickly succumbing to the gods of the weirwood. Having brought Arya to her mother, Nymeria whined and moved away from body.
"It is time, red priest," whispered Stoneheart. "Save her."
-- Edited by Bastard de Hodor on Saturday 25th of January 2014 06:35:20 PM
