The meat pie he was supposed to have for dinner opens up and swallows him whole, then spits out the bones. Four books later we find out Hot Pie is a latent warg. Coincidence?
Speaking of the POS, here is an interview, spoiler free, btw
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Rhaegar, despite wounding Robert, was struck down with a massive blow from Robert's warhammer, which scattered the rubies encrusted in Rhaegar's armor under the water. Rhaegar died with Lyanna Stark's name on his lips.
Tywin decides that his son Tyrion will never consummate his marriage to Sansa Stark and has the marriage annulled. He then presents Sansa as a gift to Walder in payment for his role during the RW. A Lannister pays his debts. Frey, being hounded by penile discomfort since the loss of his wife, can not wait for a taste of that sweet ginger jelly. Not even a minute inside the Twins, Frey is on top of her. As soon as he enters her, he spontaneously combusts, proving once again that Tyrion knows when to avoid lethal fire crotches.
-- Edited by Rygar on Friday 6th of December 2013 09:03:29 AM
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"If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt." - Dean Martin
Give him to the red woman and have her leach him till he's bone dry. Would serve the blood sucker right
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Rhaegar, despite wounding Robert, was struck down with a massive blow from Robert's warhammer, which scattered the rubies encrusted in Rhaegar's armor under the water. Rhaegar died with Lyanna Stark's name on his lips.
Fire crotch for the win!
OMG! BASI! I CAN'T BREATHE!!!!
