"I´d not prolongued the chewing up, Doc. Nor the being spat out. Not go out a cunt. It´s the dispatch I find inglorious. The whole delusory fucking self importance.". Al Swedgin ;).
Yeah its sad believe me Missy when you're born to be a sissy without the vim and verve. But I could show my prowess be A lion not a mou-ess if I only had the nerve
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"If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt." - Dean Martin
The dwarf breathes so loud we could have shot him in the dark. My fav quote of his!
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Rhaegar, despite wounding Robert, was struck down with a massive blow from Robert's warhammer, which scattered the rubies encrusted in Rhaegar's armor under the water. Rhaegar died with Lyanna Stark's name on his lips.
Turin would swing a couple times and then disappointed he is responsible for his sister's death amongst other things, he'd look woefully at Jamie, put his famous Black Sword in the ground and fall tragically onto it! #SuicideTurinStyle #JaimeLannisterStillWinning!
You've done it now Ry! YOU SER ARE IN BIG TROUBLE! HA!
I confess, I picked up The Fellowship of the Ring. Yes, I've said it! I cannot believe how easy the story flows.
Also LISTS! Martin is not the only one who has them :P I know every one of Gandalf's fireworks for Bilbo's 111 birthday. It's like half a page of enumerations, but I am not one to complain about such stuff, unlike other's who keep track of Martin's! I'm not pointing fingers or anything.
Oh, did I mention how patient I am when it comes to the never ending line of Bagginses and Boffins?! Again, not complaining! Just making sure everyone knows lists are common when you are world building or describing a feast. Which JRR Tolking just did.
NOTE: No one pooped and I'm at page 64 out of 259. But they all ate their heart out. Cannot wait to see that poop bucket Al keeps talking about! True story my ass LOL
I remember first time I've read about the Black Riders. Ohh, I was so thrilled! Got the feeling again in the pit of my stomach!!!
Rhaegar, despite wounding Robert, was struck down with a massive blow from Robert's warhammer, which scattered the rubies encrusted in Rhaegar's armor under the water. Rhaegar died with Lyanna Stark's name on his lips.
evil hobbit.
MEOW! 
