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DonalNoyesArm
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I'll start:

Robin Arryn:

Thank you mum for the yummy meals! boobs



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All the slaves of Slaver's Bay:

Dear Mhysa:

Thank you for being our great white savior!dany



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jonsnow Dear Stepmum

Thanks for not loving me. The gods won't hold it against you I'm sure!



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Craster's wives:

Dear Mother Sister Mother Sister Mother:

Never mind, I think you gave me this card last year anyway.



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Maege Mormont, my fav:
You are not the only one touched by this war. Like as not, my sister is marching in your brother’s host, her and those daughters of hers, dressed in men’s mail. Maege is a hoary old snark, stubborn, short-tempered, and willful. Truth be told, I can hardly stand to be around the wretched woman, but that does not mean my love for her is any less than the love you bear your half sisters.[4] Lord Jeor Mormont to Jon Snow



-- Edited by Lyanna Stark on Thursday 8th of May 2014 10:47:58 AM

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Cary Storm wrote:

Craster's wives:

Dear Mother Sister Mother Sister Mother:

Never mind, I think you gave me this card last year anyway.

 Hhhahahahahahah dying!



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Dear Mother,
Hell isn't so bad as that stupid Grand Septon used to say. I'm in No. 7 and haven't met anyone familiar yet, but I hear the Mad King is in No. 6, I'm just dying to take a look upon his wrinkly, slimy face and tell him how I got rid of all the Stark family by myself. That'll teach him a thing or two about leaving things unfinished. I know I'm supposed to tell you I feel grateful for something you did, but I can't think of anything. Oh right, thank you for covering me eyes with those silly stones, but I could have used some ear plugs while you were at it. Send father uncle Jaime a spit in the face. But make Ser Boros do it.

Signed: Joffrey of the Houses Baratheon and Lannister, the First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm.



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shireen Dear Mom, thank you for not keeping me in a jar and for giving me the rod.

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Ry I think this site stole your post!

http://happyplace.someecards.com/23803/game-of-thrones-mothers-day-cards/page/1
happyplace.someecards.com/23803/game-of-thrones-mothers-day-cards/page/2



-- Edited by DonalNoyesArm on Friday 9th of May 2014 06:07:19 PM

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ramsay Dear mom (walda), I swear I won't kill you... unless daddy doesn't give me some attention



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