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A smile is forever! ITT, we will discuss best practices for taking care of those pearly whites. For instance, did you know that you should brush you teeth BEFORE breakfast in the morning to stimulate saliva production? Saliva is huge in preventing bacteria from building up.

 

People in this thread are encouraged to post their last cleaning and favorite tools and techniques for a brilliant smile.



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The equipment in the dentistry field changes quickly. If your dentist doesn't have one of these bad boys, find another office:



THAT marvel is the ultrasonic scaler with universal curette. Little fucker will blast the tartar off your teeth in minutes. It's like having pixies jackhammer your teeth while rose petals float around the exam room. Beats the shit out of those metal picks and tiny hooks. You will never go back.



-- Edited by Atreyu on Tuesday 5th of August 2014 05:41:36 PM

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Dafuq ATAT!

Oh well...say cheeeese!

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To make teeth ultra white: take some peroxide, baking soda and toothpaste. Mix together and brush teeth with that for 2 minutes once a week. Will brighten your smile noticeably.

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Atreyu wrote:

BEFORE breakfast in the morning to stimulate saliva production?


 You know there are more pleasant way to stimulate saliva production. You obviously haven't yet figure it out but you are not too old to find out. Nice touch with the petal roses.

I hope you sleep well at night. I'm getting mine back one of these days.



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I haven't seen a dentist in ten years. There is one golden rule: never ever brush your teeth after you ate/drank something acidic, you will fuck them up for life. So, don't brush your teeth before breakfast because of those silly saliva reasons, but because of the reason that if you brush your teeth after you drank an orange juice you will brush away your protective layer that has just been softened and made vulnerable by the acids. After you ate or drank something acidic (mostly fruit) always chew some xylitol gum, it helps your teeth recover from the onslaught you just gave them.

Great thread Atat!

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I got one of these coming up on the 19th of this month. Fascinating!



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So, I'm getting fitted for my crown and the hygienist asks me to lift my shoulder and slips something round underneath it. "What's that for?" I ask.

"We need you to be grounded."

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA! I'll leave the rest to your imaginations.

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So, Dr. Drill just got back from vacation and installed my permanent crown today. New hygienist in the office. I enjoyed the old one plenty (very personable), but the new one's technique involves pressing her chest against my face. As it should be.

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Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuump!

Had an appointment yesterday for a regular cleaning. Clear sailing for my choppers! The Year of the Tooth is now behind me.

So ... are there still people on this board who are overdue for a checkup? Hmmmmmmmmmm?

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Yup.

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Another clean bill of dental health. KISS ME!

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-- Edited by Atreyu on Tuesday 18th of August 2015 02:00:53 PM

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Atreyu wrote:

http://shamenun.com/


 Da fuuq...



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