I see a certain jinx-pattern with Atreyu statements. Everything running smoothly as ever, beer is cold, shower is hot, dishwasher running everyday without a hiccup, vacuumer is swell, laundry comes out clean, waterboiler boils, pipes are fucking ace.
Nooooooo! It sounded like everything was going your way appliance wise and Atreyu's jinx on home appliances & tools was broken. I'd have never admitted to it, JapieQ. Never.
BUT I FIXED IT WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS A VOLTAGE METER AND A NEW START RELAY FOR THE COMPRESSOR I AM ALL THAT IS MAN AND DEMAND THE LESSER MALES COWER AND THE LADIES SWOON!
You may unlock the thread now, Don.
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As soon as those cameras are off I am going to fuck that little dog.
Yes you da man :grumpycat: No we won't hire you for any of our broken appliances without a full resume with all electric and plumbing and general handyman experience listed, Atreyu. And reliable references ( nice job btw)
Wow! Very impressive, Mr. Atreyu Come on over and replace my roof!
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Rhaegar, despite wounding Robert, was struck down with a massive blow from Robert's warhammer, which scattered the rubies encrusted in Rhaegar's armor under the water. Rhaegar died with Lyanna Stark's name on his lips.
BUT I FIXED IT WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS A VOLTAGE METER AND A NEW START RELAY FOR THE COMPRESSOR I AM ALL THAT IS MAN AND DEMAND THE LESSER MALES COWER AND THE LADIES SWOON!
You may unlock the thread now, Don.
But how about your beard, eh?
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"I´d not prolongued the chewing up, Doc. Nor the being spat out. Not go out a cunt. It´s the dispatch I find inglorious. The whole delusory fucking self importance.". Al Swedgin ;).
Hot water heater tried to leave this plane yesterday. But it wasn't it's time, dammit! So I nursed it back into operation all night and into the morning. All clear for now.
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As soon as those cameras are off I am going to fuck that little dog.
Hot water heater tried to leave this plane yesterday. But it wasn't it's time, dammit! So I nursed it back into operation all night and into the morning. All clear for now.
Took a turn to for the worse. Professionals are on the way.
Surprised no one busted me for "hot water heater". If you already have hot water, what do you need a heater for? You are slipping, TW.
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As soon as those cameras are off I am going to fuck that little dog.
Hot water heater tried to leave this plane yesterday. But it wasn't it's time, dammit! So I nursed it back into operation all night and into the morning. All clear for now.
Took a turn to for the worse. Professionals are on the way.
Surprised no one busted me for "hot water heater". If you already have hot water, what do you need a heater for? You are slipping, TW.
Aww I am soooo sorry but apparently, I'm not measured or reasonable enough to catch such things. Maybe you should look elsewhere, eh?
Water heater lives, but the bank account is on life support. The story:
1. Tech comes out, drains the water heater. Leaves his hose with me so I can continue filling and draining the fucker to clear out the sediment. Function improves somewhat, but not fixed. I did this over the course of 36 hours. $150.
2. Day 2 of the crisis I run around town and find a lovely plumbing supply store, which didn't have the part I thought I needed but had another part they thought I might need. A thermocoupler. $12.
3. Tech comes back after we report shit still sucks. ("You don't need a new thermocoupler") He starts taking some stuff apart and noodles around and whatnot. Heater gets to working somewhat.
4. Heater craps out. I take it apart myself, and take the burner assembly and the new thermocoupler to a friendly hardware store. THEY WERE VERY HELPFUL AND I WANT TO SEX THEM. Heater starts working again wonderfully.
5. Day 3 heater craps out again -- the burner assembly fell out of the bracket and I didn't want to fuck with that again.
6. Day 4 tech comes back out. Breaks my piezo igniter announces we need a new gas valve ($250) and I grumble. He hunts around for a bit, finds an line kit (because we absolutely did not need a burner assembly) and goes to get it. $73 PLUS $300 for his labor.
Heater fixed.
There is a punchline to this story that I don't want to share on the internet.
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As soon as those cameras are off I am going to fuck that little dog.
My ticker needed to be upgraded or at least one of my arteries. I expect a $3,000+ hospital bill (after insurance) for a tiny piece of metal mesh just to stay alive. Sounds like a super hero story, don't it?
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"There's no cure for being a cunt." Bronn "King Stannis is my god." Davos "Who the fuck is Jon Snow?" Locke
So...my air conditioner is out because of a short-circuit in my electrical box, I think. Not something I can fix unless I want to look like Missandei on a bad hair day. And it's going to be 99 degrees today. FML.
No more blaming the baby! Classic grown ups. Where was Macha when the baby drooled?! She only had one (hundred) job.
Broken AC is bad stuff Basi, about a week ago mine was down. Paid a bunch to get it fixed. Now is all cool and nice I could have killed every chicken in the house for 2 days and it wasn't even more than 82 outside at the highest temp point. So very spoiled.
It sounded like everything was going your way appliance wise and Atreyu's jinx on home appliances & tools was broken. I'd have never admitted to it, JapieQ. Never.
nice job btw)
Come on over and replace my roof! 
But he's got a point. It's fixed! Glad to hear it went ok. 
Time to relax!