Peril : "My teacher likes Billy a whole lot more than me. And I don't understand because this one time he kicked me in the nose on purpose and blood came out of my nose."
Me: "Well, maybe that was a point in his favor."
Peril: "Huh?'
Me: "I am very sorry that happened, Peril."
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As soon as those cameras are off I am going to fuck that little dog.
