I stole this idea from That Other Site where our detractors go slumming. So I wrote a GoT-related mad lib. For those who don't know, it's a fill in the blank story. You fill in the blanks first, and then you get to see the story. If you will all post your answers to each category (or PM them to me), I'll post the story in about a week. I hope you all participate!!
Here are the words you need to come up with (not in the order they appear in the story):
I stole this idea from That Other Site where our detractors go slumming. So I wrote a GoT-related mad lib. For those who don't know, it's a fill in the blank story. You fill in the blanks first, and then you get to see the story. If you will all post your answers to each category (or PM them to me), I'll post the story in about a week. I hope you all participate!!
Here are the words you need to come up with (not in the order they appear in the story):
Adjective #1: Lovely
Adjective #2: Gross
Adjective #3: Ethereal
Adjective #4: Slimy
Noun #1: The privy
Noun #2: The barn
Adverb #1: Eagerly
Verb #1: Charged
Verb #2: Running
Body part #1: Lady Garden
Body part #2: Cock
Character #1 (male): Maester Luwin
Character #2: The Hound
Character #3 (female): Cat Stark
Character #4: Ygritte
Character #5: Fat Walda
Character #6 (dead as of the end of season 3): Khal Drogo
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Rhaegar, despite wounding Robert, was struck down with a massive blow from Robert's warhammer, which scattered the rubies encrusted in Rhaegar's armor under the water. Rhaegar died with Lyanna Stark's name on his lips.
I stole this idea from That Other Site where our detractors go slumming. So I wrote a GoT-related mad lib. For those who don't know, it's a fill in the blank story. You fill in the blanks first, and then you get to see the story. If you will all post your answers to each category (or PM them to me), I'll post the story in about a week. I hope you all participate!!
Here are the words you need to come up with (not in the order they appear in the story):
Adjective #1: erect
Adjective #2: floppy
Adjective #3: stiff
Adjective #4: ejaculating
Noun #1: dildomace
Noun #2: dildomace
Adverb #1: erotically
Verb #1: smear
Verb #2: fist
Body part #1: anus
Body part #2: rectum
Character #1 (male): Locke
Character #2: Jon Snow
Character #3 (female): Ros
Character #4: Oberyn
Character #5: Khal Drogo
Character #6 (dead as of the end of season 3): Catelyn
Done
-- Edited by jentario on Friday 23rd of January 2015 11:50:43 AM
Rhaegar, despite wounding Robert, was struck down with a massive blow from Robert's warhammer, which scattered the rubies encrusted in Rhaegar's armor under the water. Rhaegar died with Lyanna Stark's name on his lips.
Okay, some people filled in all the blanks, and some just filled in one. It doesn't matter. We can do both a group one and individual ones, so we're good. I'll post them all. For the group one, here's what we have:
Adjective #2: moist (Atat)
Noun #1: dildomace (Jentario)
Body part #1: right hand's middle finger (TW)
Body part #2: cocktoe (Dolan)
Feel free to add in your contribution(s). We still need three adjectives, one noun, one adverb, two verbs, and six GoT characters (one dead one, one specifically male, one specifically female and three others).
Adjective #1, #3, and #4; Adverb #1; Verb #2; Character #4; Character #5; and Character #6 (dead as of the end of season 3).
ok, lemme see if I can do this Imma answer more than 1 because I live to annoy some people.
Adjective #1: shabby
Character #4: Varys or Shireen, whatever you like
Character #6: Yoren
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"I´d not prolongued the chewing up, Doc. Nor the being spat out. Not go out a cunt. It´s the dispatch I find inglorious. The whole delusory fucking self importance.". Al Swedgin ;).
I need one last noun from each of the people who did the complete mad lib: Cary, Dolan, Lyanna, Jentario. I'll post the completed mad lib in a day or two.
-- Edited by Black as Snow on Tuesday 3rd of February 2015 09:56:41 PM
Thanks for participating, peeps! Here is the result of your collaborative efforts:
On a shabby autumn day, Joffrey looked out over Blackwater Bay and stroked Yoren’s right hand's middle finger. “See, GRRM was right. Pursue the ginger dildomace, and you’ll have moist decolletage beyond even my grandfather’s wildest dreams.” He looked down at the lifeless middle finger. “Nothing to say? Why do I keep you around then?” Joffrey punts the middle finger out his window, where it soars out of sight. It lands in Tywin’s Dornish Red, splashing it all over Hot Pie’s cocktoe. Sputtering, Tywin reaches for his sword, but grabs a pale buckfutter instead. Shae laughs gleefully, causing Hot Pie to stommen himself in embarrassment. Bran unworgs from Varys, wondering why he hears stommening when he was just beheadingShireen. “Meera! What are we doing in Fleabottom? This place is noisome.”
On an ironic autumn day, Joffrey looked out over Blackwater Bay and stroked Talisa’s waddle.“See, GRRM was right.Pursue the ginger meat-pie, and you’ll have festering fragrance beyond even my grandfather’s wildest dreams.”He looked down at the lifeless waddle.“Nothing to say?Why do I keep you around then?”Joffrey punts the waddle out his window, where it soars out of sight.It lands in Jorah’s Dornish Red, splashing it all over Benjen Stark’s left palm.Sputtering, Jorah reaches for his sword, but grabs a grizzlytwineinstead.Missandei laughs forcefully, causing Benjen to hang himself in embarrassment.Bran unworgs from Walder Frey, wondering why he hears hanging when he was just processingMargaery.“Meera!What are we doing in Fleabottom?This place is russet.”
Dolan:
On a lazy autumn day, Joffrey looked out over Blackwater Bay and stroked dead baby Other’s cock.“See, GRRM was right.Pursue the ginger bigot, and you’ll havedisgusting incest beyond even my grandfather’s wildest dreams.”He looked down at the lifeless cock.“Nothing to say?Why do I keep you around then?”Joffrey punts the cock out his window, where it soars out of sight.It lands in Zorro Zorro Ducksauce’s Dornish Red, splashing it all over Hidzr Xzo Hwraq’s toe.Sputtering, Zorro Zorro Ducksauce reaches for his sword, but grabs a narcissisticsycophant instead.Ros laughs ridiculously, causing Hidzr Xzo Hwraq to procrastinate himself/herself in embarrassment.Bran unworgs from Hodor, wondering why he hears procrastinating when he was just whining with Batman.“Meera!What are we doing in Fleabottom?This place is hypocritical.”
Lyanna:
On a lovely autumn day, Joffrey looked out over Blackwater Bay and stroked Khal Drogo’s Lady Garden.“See, GRRM was right.Pursue the ginger privy, and you’ll havegross (noun) beyond even my grandfather’s wildest dreams.”He looked down at the lifeless Lady Garden.“Nothing to say?Why do I keep you around then?”Joffrey punts the Lady Garden out his window, where it soars out of sight.It lands in Maester Luwin’s Dornish Red, splashing it all over the Hound’s cock.Sputtering, Maester Luwin reaches for his sword, but grabs an etherealbarn instead.Catlyn Stark laughs eagerly, causing the Hound to charge himself in embarrassment.Bran unworgs from Ygritte, wondering why he hears charging when he was just running with Fat Walda.“Meera!What are we doing in Fleabottom?This place is slimy.”
Jentario:
On an erect autumn day, Joffrey looked out over Blackwater Bay and stroked Catlyn’s anus.“See, GRRM was right.Pursue the ginger dildomace, and you’ll havefloppy sweat beyond even my grandfather’s wildest dreams.”He looked down at the lifeless anus.“Nothing to say?Why do I keep you around then?”Joffrey punts the anus out his window, where it soars out of sight.It lands in Locke’s Dornish Red, splashing it all over Jon Snow’s rectum.Sputtering, Locke reaches for his sword, but grabs a stiffdildomace instead.Ros laughs erotically, causing Jon Snow to smear himself in embarrassment.Bran unworgs from Oberyn, wondering why he hears smearing when he was just fisting Khal Drogo.“Meera!What are we doing in Fleabottom?This place is ejaculating.”
"I´d not prolongued the chewing up, Doc. Nor the being spat out. Not go out a cunt. It´s the dispatch I find inglorious. The whole delusory fucking self importance.". Al Swedgin ;).
On an erect autumn day, Joffrey looked out over Blackwater Bay and stroked Catlyn’s anus. “See, GRRM was right. Pursue the ginger dildomace, and you’ll have floppy sweat beyond even my grandfather’s wildest dreams.” He looked down at the lifeless anus. “Nothing to say? Why do I keep you around then?” Joffrey punts the anus out his window, where it soars out of sight. It lands in Locke’s Dornish Red, splashing it all over Jon Snow’s rectum. Sputtering, Locke reaches for his sword, but grabs a stiff dildomace instead. Ros laughs erotically, causing Jon Snow to smear himself in embarrassment. Bran unworgs from Oberyn, wondering why he hears smearing when he was just fisting Khal Drogo. “Meera! What are we doing in Fleabottom? This place is ejaculating.”
So I wrote a GoT-related mad lib. For those who don't know, it's a fill in the blank story. You fill in the blanks first, and then you get to see the story. If you will all post your answers to each category (or PM them to me), I'll post the story in about a week. I hope you all participate!!
I'll put them all together.
Imma answer more than 1 because I live to annoy some people.
He's not in GoT.
