Happy Anniversary Fleas!!! I've written a mad lib to commemorate our 4th birthday. It's long, so I need eight people to each complete a section and PM it to me or post it here. Once I have all eight sections, I'll post the final result. If enough people don't participate, I'll solicit answers in chat to complete it.
Section 1:
adjective plural noun verb that ends in -ing occupation weapon
Section 2:
adjective type of structure singular noun living (through Season 6) GoT character plural animals
Section 3:
verb that ends in -s adverb adjective word that starts with "R" plural noun
Section 4:
adjective plural noun verb type of people (plural noun) Olympic event
Section 5:
animal adjective verb that ends in -ing body part adverb
Now that you've had cake, here's your mad lib. Well done, peeps!
In his series of books, A Song of Cocks and Fleas, George “Rickety Razmataz” Martinez has created an ugly world filled with dumbasses and cats. George started his career as an anonymous teacher, but defied the odds to become one of the world’s foremost pole vaulters and authors. His legions of jumping fans hungrily anticipate the next installment in the series, Shags with Dolphins. The action will be crapulous:
Danaerys and her dragons arrive in Dorne just as Gendy is rowing up. Dany says. “You know, Puddin’, I could use a man like you.” Gendry pretends to be attracted to Sandor Clegane and distracts her by drawing a map to where Dany, Ellaria, and Yara can meet some turgid fighters in the Brotherhood to help their cause. The ladies arrive at the Brotherhood’s hideout just as Arya thrusts Needle into Walder Frey’s ass while Melisandre looks on cheerfully. Yara and Thoros lock eyes, and it’s love at first boogie. Beric and Sandor ride north to warn Jon Snow of the dragon/dirty female invasion that is approaching. Little do they know that the invasion of blue balls from the North has begun.
In the North, Bran will team up with a loyal flea, Princess Meretricious, and fulfill his destiny of sucking the curmudgeon. Meanwhile, Jon and Littlefinger scheme to get Sansa’s member. Littlefinger dies from gonnorhea, but before his death, he hires a stripper to kick Jon’s lettuce. Tormund finds Princess Meretricious, who is being worged by Bran and has a message about how to prevail in the upcoming orgy. He kills her with his pole, and he and Sansa eat her for supper.
Havoc reigns in King’s Landing as Jaime and Cersei hide everything in sight. Things don’t settle down until they are run over by a huge Popemobile. Brienne and Pod ride in and save the clumsy twins and give them a chance at true redemption through dancing.
In the South, the sand snakes, humiliated by the adorable characters who have better dialogue, discover and take over an abandoned Sept and turn it into a secret hideout. They dig down 42 stories and create a plot armor bunker that can survive dragonfire and orgies.
Rhaegar, despite wounding Robert, was struck down with a massive blow from Robert's warhammer, which scattered the rubies encrusted in Rhaegar's armor under the water. Rhaegar died with Lyanna Stark's name on his lips.
and mark your calendars for San Sapito will come bearing gifts! 
Now THAT would be hilarious! 
I'll be sure to be here most of that day. Just for the 
of course. 
How silly. We should definitely do it!
you'll be all in kindergarten next year 
I'd feel bad if you hadn't hogged the first section. Always trying to take the spotlight 
I'm confused. Better tell us what you meant or this one above will keep bashing our good thoughtful work!
